Auditor of Reality
@auditorreality.bsky.social
Discworld Auditor gone rogue. British. History, science-fiction, TV critic, cats & complaining about the trains. Mostly. One of Minne the cat's two Dads.🏳️🌈 🇬🇧
Mine decides to puke on the floor on the mornings I’m rushing out the house for the bus / train. Never any other time.
January 15, 2026 at 9:18 AM
Mine decides to puke on the floor on the mornings I’m rushing out the house for the bus / train. Never any other time.
And Cayman Islands and British Virgin Islands.
January 14, 2026 at 9:05 PM
And Cayman Islands and British Virgin Islands.
The Bahamas are not a British Crown dependency. Independence from Britain in 1973
January 14, 2026 at 8:59 PM
The Bahamas are not a British Crown dependency. Independence from Britain in 1973
That said, the craft beer place was good and the Gosport fry up was excellent.
January 11, 2026 at 11:59 AM
That said, the craft beer place was good and the Gosport fry up was excellent.
Happy New Year! Last bottle of 2023 wedding champagne finished off. 🥂
January 1, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Happy New Year! Last bottle of 2023 wedding champagne finished off. 🥂
A very sunny New Year’s Eve walk at Selsey, and ending 2025 with an average step count per day of 13,605.
December 31, 2025 at 6:41 PM
A very sunny New Year’s Eve walk at Selsey, and ending 2025 with an average step count per day of 13,605.
I’ve been unwell for nearly a third of 2025, so some comfort food is called for.
December 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I’ve been unwell for nearly a third of 2025, so some comfort food is called for.
B’Twixtmas food. All leftovers. At least there has been some green veg….
December 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
B’Twixtmas food. All leftovers. At least there has been some green veg….
Boxing Day buffet with my Dad and brother.
December 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Boxing Day buffet with my Dad and brother.
Well, the pavlova and Jennifer Saunders did all the heavy lifting in that episode, but was quite fun. Not exactly a show stopper Christmas TV offering this year though.
December 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Well, the pavlova and Jennifer Saunders did all the heavy lifting in that episode, but was quite fun. Not exactly a show stopper Christmas TV offering this year though.
Final round. Port and cheese.
December 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Final round. Port and cheese.
That's my first caffiene since late October... could cause problems.
December 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
That's my first caffiene since late October... could cause problems.
You for coffee? Some homemade mince pies, brandy cream, and some caffiene to pick us up whilst watching Home Alone 2.
December 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
You for coffee? Some homemade mince pies, brandy cream, and some caffiene to pick us up whilst watching Home Alone 2.
Christmas lunch (roast rib of beef) on the table at 1448hrs.
December 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Christmas lunch (roast rib of beef) on the table at 1448hrs.
Usual Christmas Eve supper: roast gammon, with dauphinoise potatoes. Glass or two of Beaujolais Superieur.
December 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Usual Christmas Eve supper: roast gammon, with dauphinoise potatoes. Glass or two of Beaujolais Superieur.