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Audree Heartburn

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Audree Heartburn @audreeheartburn.bsky.social · May 5

My joints predict the weather better than any app.

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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · May 21

When the doorbell rings.

An owl peeks out from the ground, startled that someone is at the door.

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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · May 23

Oh, we're half way there
Oh-oh, livin' on a prayer

A kangaroo showing off his air guitar skills

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spider76.bsky.social @spider76.bsky.social · Jun 3

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Audree Heartburn @audreeheartburn.bsky.social · Jun 3

I made a starter pack
go.bsky.app/3Xf79hC

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Audree Heartburn @audreeheartburn.bsky.social · Jun 3

Every day I try to live, laugh, love, but mostly I just scroll.

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · Jun 3

40 out of 50 dentists agree that fractions was a waste of time.

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · Jun 3

He is disgusting.

Lindsey Graham Slammed For Posting Casually Cruel Threat Aimed At Greta Thunberg

What is wrong with him?

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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · Jun 2

The ultimate water sausage compilation:

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Audree Heartburn @audreeheartburn.bsky.social · May 7

I survived dial-up and disco. I’ll survive this, too.

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Hand Warmer @handwharmer.bsky.social · Nov 29

These people make me laugh daily and all deserve a follow
go.bsky.app/8pZS7se

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Audree Heartburn @audreeheartburn.bsky.social · May 5

My joints predict the weather better than any app.

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · May 5

sometimes posting a thought is just the only way to stop thinking it. it's the world's problem now

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Dude @defeasance.bsky.social · May 2

Perilous journeys of the utmost importance

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Les 💫 @lesdoncorleone.bsky.social · May 5

Fine, thanks for asking

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Audree Heartburn @audreeheartburn.bsky.social · May 5

Retired, but still extremely opinionated.

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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · May 5

I'm awake and I don't wanna be.

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · May 2

Fine, I will be the CEO of Tesla.

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · May 5

Me: *eats a fruit and swallows its seeds*

The seeds: hehe perfect

Me: *poops in a toilet*

The seeds: no wtf

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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · May 4

Love to see it !!!

StrictlyChristo 🦋🇺🇦🌻❌👑 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · Apr 12

Twitter’s dominance ‘over’ as Bluesky becomes new hub for research.

Data indicates more scholars turning to alternative social media site to post about their work after Elon Musk’s Twitter takeover
www.timeshighereducation.com/news/xs-domi...

X’s dominance ‘over’ as Bluesky becomes new hub for research

Data indicates more scholars turning to alternative social media site to post about their work after Elon Musk’s Twitter takeover

www.timeshighereducation.com

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