Audrey Heffner
@audreyheffner.bsky.social
Artist, Dems, Dogs, Democracy and all the other animals on the planet except for my ex, who I hate that I can’t hate. Follows appreciated. Tuck Frump & Puck Futin & Muck Fusk. Dad went 2WW2 to off Natziis. Life Goal: Amuse & Instigate. I❤️the F word.🌈 ally.
I got Beautiful Cat, showed up, got pregnant, had babies, got caught, spent 6 weeks in my guest bath, got all fixed, got released, babies adopted, doesn’t hate me and still comes by twice a day. Occasionally her husband comes, she baps him on the head if he tries to eat first. I am owned.
September 17, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I got Beautiful Cat, showed up, got pregnant, had babies, got caught, spent 6 weeks in my guest bath, got all fixed, got released, babies adopted, doesn’t hate me and still comes by twice a day. Occasionally her husband comes, she baps him on the head if he tries to eat first. I am owned.
I did a thing. Share if it hits.
September 2, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I did a thing. Share if it hits.
A new one I did, and I’m terrible at names, audreyheffner.net
August 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
A new one I did, and I’m terrible at names, audreyheffner.net
How does he even sleep at night?
August 21, 2025 at 2:29 PM
How does he even sleep at night?
I am rippin' pissed.
August 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I am rippin' pissed.
Posting again. Share.
August 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Posting again. Share.
I did another thing.
July 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I did another thing.
All this ICE stuff is about being brown.
July 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
All this ICE stuff is about being brown.
