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Audrey Heffner
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Artist, Dems, Dogs, Democracy and all the other animals on the planet except for my ex, who I hate that I can’t hate. Follows appreciated. Tuck Frump & Puck Futin & Muck Fusk. Dad went 2WW2 to off Natziis. Life Goal: Amuse & Instigate. I❤️the F word.🌈 ally.
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ICE thugs, get the f*ck out of our beautiful city.
Robert Held Witnesses Chilling Testimony in Chicago Lawsuit Against ICE

ICE is terrorizing and traumatizing Chicago
November 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Thank you to everyone who showed up and busted their bits to make all these great wins happen!
Thank you to everyone who showed up and cast a ballot!
And because of the fascism and misogyny we’re facing with this admin — Extra 🎊Congrats🎊 to all the women who won their races tonight!
🤗👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
when we fight we win is written on a blue background
ALT: when we fight we win is written on a blue background
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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In light of today's trial in United States of America I decided to finish the lyrics to this 👉
I threw the sandwich, but I did not throw the condiments
I threw the sandwich, but I didn't throw the condiments

All around Washington D.C.
They're trying to track me down
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the spilling of some mayonnaise
For wasting all the dijon, but I say
The DC sandwich guy has been charged with assault for shouting at a CBP officer, throwing a sub into his chest, and then running off.

"I did it. I threw the sandwich," he said while he was being processed.
November 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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I used to look forward to the Sunday morning political shows. I would now rather prep for a colonoscopy.
November 2, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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FACT-CHECK: @mehdirhasan debunks 👇🏽 a few of the lies Trump told that @60Minutes @NorahODonnell allowed to go completely unchallenged.

(Trump seemed to know there would be no pushback under Bari Weiss — Norah seemed like a hostage. #RIPCBS) zeteo.com/p/factchecki...
November 3, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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I'm trying to write something up and as part of that I'm digging into some old articles, and I simply don't understand how anyone can exist and not think Stephen Miller is a total psychopath. www.nbcnews.com/politics/imm...
November 2, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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October 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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October 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
#NOKINGS Naples FL
October 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
What’s going on with Venmo?????????
October 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Peaceful assembly isn’t an insurrection.

Storming the Capitol to hang your own vice-president and end democracy is.
October 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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This you, Trump?
October 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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I could barely stand to listen to Trump address military brass yesterday. It was triggering. He sounded like an abuser.

You can laugh if you want to. You can clap if you want to. You can leave if you want to, but you’ll lose your rank.

I’m positive every woman recognized that language.
October 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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September 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
September 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
September 18, 2025 at 12:30 PM
The only joke left in the USA will be our president.
September 18, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Why is the right so angry? They control the entire government and they’re still miserable f*cks.

Joy Reid nailed it.
September 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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I have no words for this.
Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."
September 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Texas loaded busses with desperate migrants and dropped them off in Chicago like trash in the middle of winter. We welcomed them into our communities. Now Texas is sending its National Guard to terrorize them on our streets. In our neighborhoods. What the fuck.
September 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I did a thing. Share if it hits.
September 2, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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August 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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March 19, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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I trust steak tartare from a food truck with no refrigerator in August more than Ghislaine Maxwell
August 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM