Augustus
@augustusthe4th.bsky.social
I'm a 36 yr old Christian who loves animals and people. The little brown dog is Evie (RIP 2022). Here to talk and make you laugh and feel encouraged. He/him
With long tails and ears for hats?
December 11, 2025 at 3:29 AM
With long tails and ears for hats?
Rename the group to "Pedro's Cogs" 😂
December 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Rename the group to "Pedro's Cogs" 😂
I see them all. All the Cogs. I am them and they are me.
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December 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I see them all. All the Cogs. I am them and they are me.
It's us three, what else would it be? 😂
December 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
It's us three, what else would it be? 😂
Oh cool, a new Black Mirror episode just dropped.
December 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Oh cool, a new Black Mirror episode just dropped.
Some day she'll reveal her secret in a tell-all book. "Painted Into A Corner by Halle Berry"
December 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Some day she'll reveal her secret in a tell-all book. "Painted Into A Corner by Halle Berry"
You made this? Well done!
December 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
You made this? Well done!
Then clearly there's a portrait of her in her attic that looks old.
December 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Then clearly there's a portrait of her in her attic that looks old.
So what I'm hearing is: if I gift you BallXPit you have to play it?
December 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
So what I'm hearing is: if I gift you BallXPit you have to play it?
Had a fever dream like this once. Then I woke up in a cold sweat.
December 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Had a fever dream like this once. Then I woke up in a cold sweat.
What!? I'm there! I'll bring a cross just in case, it'll be fine.
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December 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
What!? I'm there! I'll bring a cross just in case, it'll be fine.
Possible names totally based on the mullet:
Chet
Skeeter
T-Bone
Cleetus
Rider
I got 5 bucks on all these 💰
Chet
Skeeter
T-Bone
Cleetus
Rider
I got 5 bucks on all these 💰
December 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Possible names totally based on the mullet:
Chet
Skeeter
T-Bone
Cleetus
Rider
I got 5 bucks on all these 💰
Chet
Skeeter
T-Bone
Cleetus
Rider
I got 5 bucks on all these 💰
If every new game cost half as much, had half the budget and had ps2 graphics I'd be more than okay with that. They'd run better that's for sure.
December 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
If every new game cost half as much, had half the budget and had ps2 graphics I'd be more than okay with that. They'd run better that's for sure.
So i do alt-text when available because it allows me to quickly describe the Pic and insert jokes. Some of the funniest jokes I've made (ones that make me crack up at least) have been in alt text.
December 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
So i do alt-text when available because it allows me to quickly describe the Pic and insert jokes. Some of the funniest jokes I've made (ones that make me crack up at least) have been in alt text.
Who ate your son? I don't see anything in this picture.
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December 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Who ate your son? I don't see anything in this picture.
Popcorn
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December 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Popcorn
That beauty sleep is clearly working!
December 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
That beauty sleep is clearly working!
Look at that puppy! She deserves all the treats!
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December 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Look at that puppy! She deserves all the treats!