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Augustus
@augustusthe4th.bsky.social
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I'm a 36 yr old Christian who loves animals and people. The little brown dog is Evie (RIP 2022). Here to talk and make you laugh and feel encouraged. He/him
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Augustus @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · Feb 8
Feeling down? Like you're just not good enough to succeed? Then listen to the wise words of Evie!
My dog Evie letting you know that you can do it! She believes in you and so do I!
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Augustus @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 43m
Yeah, if you play as a Literal Caveman you can never interact with any technology and you don't understand what anyone is saying.
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Augustus @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 1h
1. Punchmancer
2. Sneakman
3. Holybro
4. Mag-gician
5. Bloodbather
6. Shush-stabber
7. Pastamancer
8. Jouster
9. Slapsticker
10. A Literal Caveman
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Augustus @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 1h
See? We're leaving money on the table Nintendo! Gimme a call!
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Augustus @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 1h
1. Punchmancer
2. Sneakman
3. Holybro
4. Mag-gician
5. Bloodbather
6. Shush-stabber
7. Pastamancer
8. Jouster
9. Slapsticker
10. A Literal Caveman
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Augustus @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 1h
In reality, any good guy would go 😂:
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Augustus @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 2h
I KNOW😍
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Augustus @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 2h
Dr. Mario reboot with Pokémon. NINTENDO, GIVE ME A CALL! 🤙🤙
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Augustus @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 2h
Yours is full of cats
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Augustus @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 2h
"HNNNGGG, HEY, I THINK YOU'RE CUTE DO YOU LIKE MY RABBIT, OKAY BYE!!" 🤣🤣
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Augustus @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 3h
Then just wear a sign on your forehead that says "I think you're cute, do you like bunnies?" I'm sure that'll work out. 🤣
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Augustus @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 3h
Ask him about his thoughts on rabbits 👀😂
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Augustus @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 4h
Bunny name: Paper! Crap, I lost. 😟
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Augustus @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 4h
Hard work and coming home to a loving bun doesn't sound bad at all. 😂
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Augustus @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 4h
Hoppy Birthday Larry!
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Augustus @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 5h
I'm glad you're starting to feel stronger and happier. Also, word to the wise, don't say "low class". We blue-collar workers prefer phrases like "honest work." 😉😂
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Augustus @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 5h
Enjoy your Tictacs. 😁
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Augustus @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 5h
What a cozy little setup
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Augustus @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 16h
Because they're trying to prop up this bubble and keep it from popping, but it'll pop all the same.
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Augustus @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 19h
Is it parsley?
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Augustus @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 21h
Yo, in that Dying Light The Beast game there were plenty of times I put my weapon away and just punched zombies to death. It's the best. I AM THE WEAPON!
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Augustus @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 21h
SMOLS I HOPE YOU GET IT! YOU AND CONNOR DESERVE IT!
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Augustus @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 21h
I bought it, and I'm playing the punchy dwarf because he combines my three favorite weapons: a gun, and THESE TWO HANDS! GET SOME! 👊👊
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Augustus @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 21h
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Augustus @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 21h
Bunny name: Math Wiz
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Augustus @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 22h
I have this one. Bought it at a Blockbuster around that time.
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