Augustus
@augustusthe4th.bsky.social
I'm a 36 yr old Christian who loves animals and people. The little brown dog is Evie (RIP 2022). Here to talk and make you laugh and feel encouraged. He/him
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Augustus
@augustusthe4th.bsky.social
· Feb 8
Feeling down? Like you're just not good enough to succeed? Then listen to the wise words of Evie!
1. I can't stop playing Dogpile
2. There's 2 references to the Simpsons I've encountered so far, one's the pic the other is an achievement called "Merge Simpson"
PLAY DOGPILE
2. There's 2 references to the Simpsons I've encountered so far, one's the pic the other is an achievement called "Merge Simpson"
PLAY DOGPILE
January 27, 2026 at 5:34 PM
1. I can't stop playing Dogpile
2. There's 2 references to the Simpsons I've encountered so far, one's the pic the other is an achievement called "Merge Simpson"
PLAY DOGPILE
2. There's 2 references to the Simpsons I've encountered so far, one's the pic the other is an achievement called "Merge Simpson"
PLAY DOGPILE
Slightly diminish a game:
Grave Raider
Wait hold up that sounds cool.
Grave Raider
Wait hold up that sounds cool.
Slightly diminish a game:
Guitar Sidekick
Guitar Sidekick
Slightly diminish a game:
Dragon Side Quest
Dragon Side Quest
January 27, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Slightly diminish a game:
Grave Raider
Wait hold up that sounds cool.
Grave Raider
Wait hold up that sounds cool.
Your last meme saved is your moral philosophy.
Hey alright, this works.
Hey alright, this works.
January 26, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Your last meme saved is your moral philosophy.
Hey alright, this works.
Hey alright, this works.
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we are wario!!!!!
we carry the garlic
we carry the garlic
January 26, 2026 at 12:00 AM
we are wario!!!!!
we carry the garlic
we carry the garlic
There are 2 types of people in this world:
1. People who are good at math
4. People who are bad at math
1. People who are good at math
4. People who are bad at math
January 25, 2026 at 4:04 PM
There are 2 types of people in this world:
1. People who are good at math
4. People who are bad at math
1. People who are good at math
4. People who are bad at math
"I'm tired, I'm angry, I'm depressed!"
*Breathe*
*turn on nature documentary*
"I'm okay now."
*Breathe*
*turn on nature documentary*
"I'm okay now."
a corgi dog wrapped in a blanket is laying on a couch holding a remote control .
ALT: a corgi dog wrapped in a blanket is laying on a couch holding a remote control .
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January 24, 2026 at 11:57 PM
"I'm tired, I'm angry, I'm depressed!"
*Breathe*
*turn on nature documentary*
"I'm okay now."
*Breathe*
*turn on nature documentary*
"I'm okay now."
@incognitodef.bsky.social said they're from Buenos Aires and to kill them all!
Way before Helldivers 2, there was 2000's Starship Troopers: Terran Ascendance for PC, with this VGHF-scanned U.S. print ad promising, uh, "'Sects, Bugs and Lock 'N Load." (Sorry.)
January 24, 2026 at 6:32 PM
@incognitodef.bsky.social said they're from Buenos Aires and to kill them all!
Hey @hananomaude.bsky.social
I was recently playing a certain game (TOTALLY LEGALLY btw no one look into it) and I discovered it took place in Rhode Island!
I was recently playing a certain game (TOTALLY LEGALLY btw no one look into it) and I discovered it took place in Rhode Island!
a sign that says " eternal darkness " on it
ALT: a sign that says " eternal darkness " on it
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January 24, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Hey @hananomaude.bsky.social
I was recently playing a certain game (TOTALLY LEGALLY btw no one look into it) and I discovered it took place in Rhode Island!
I was recently playing a certain game (TOTALLY LEGALLY btw no one look into it) and I discovered it took place in Rhode Island!
“I don’t care what anyone says, I like that movie.”
I don't just like it, I love it. Event Horizon is a baller movie.
I don't just like it, I love it. Event Horizon is a baller movie.
January 24, 2026 at 12:04 PM
“I don’t care what anyone says, I like that movie.”
I don't just like it, I love it. Event Horizon is a baller movie.
I don't just like it, I love it. Event Horizon is a baller movie.
PRAISE THE GOOD LORD TODAY IS FRIDAY IN CALIFORNIA! 🙏🙂↕️
January 23, 2026 at 5:36 PM
PRAISE THE GOOD LORD TODAY IS FRIDAY IN CALIFORNIA! 🙏🙂↕️
"A picture is worth 1000 words" but this one can be summed up in 1.
January 23, 2026 at 5:31 PM
"A picture is worth 1000 words" but this one can be summed up in 1.
Face reveal. Wrong answers only.
January 23, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Face reveal. Wrong answers only.
Oh i would love an extreme puzzle game. You get a big combo and the KI announcer says "ULTRAAAAAAAAAA COMBOOOOOOO" That would kick so much behind.
According to the official British Nintendo Magazine System magazine, Panel de Pon was originally planned to be localized with Killer Instinct characters before being changed to the Yoshi-themed Tetris Attack.
January 22, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Oh i would love an extreme puzzle game. You get a big combo and the KI announcer says "ULTRAAAAAAAAAA COMBOOOOOOO" That would kick so much behind.
This belongs in a museum!
January 21, 2026 at 9:56 PM
This belongs in a museum!
Wednesday baby! Only 87,600 hours to go before the weekend! 😐😑😐😑😐😑😐
a baby is sitting in a high chair with the word yay on his face
ALT: a baby is sitting in a high chair with the word yay on his face
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January 21, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Wednesday baby! Only 87,600 hours to go before the weekend! 😐😑😐😑😐😑😐
Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand
@catgirlx1893.bsky.social I made you. 😂
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@catgirlx1893.bsky.social I made you. 😂
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Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand
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Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand.
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January 20, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand
@catgirlx1893.bsky.social I made you. 😂
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@catgirlx1893.bsky.social I made you. 😂
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Moment of silence for missing out on the Pepperidge Farm Croissant Pizza.
Pepperidge Farm Croissant Pastry Pizza (1985-1989): A line of frozen, rectangular pizzas, featuring a thick, flaky, croissant crust. Available in Cheese, Zesty Pepperoni, Sausage, or Deluxe (pepperoni, sausage, mushrooms, and peppers)
January 20, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Moment of silence for missing out on the Pepperidge Farm Croissant Pizza.
Man............................................................................................................................................................................................................................ when's this week over?
elmo from sesame street is sitting at a table drinking from a purple cup .
ALT: elmo from sesame street is sitting at a table drinking from a purple cup .
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January 20, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Man............................................................................................................................................................................................................................ when's this week over?
One of those days where you know it will be fine, you know you won't be stressed... you'd just rather be in bed. 😮💨
January 19, 2026 at 10:09 AM
One of those days where you know it will be fine, you know you won't be stressed... you'd just rather be in bed. 😮💨
So this game is kinda fun so far. Like a quirky more puzzle-oriented Super Mario Odyssey.
#Henryhalfhead
#Henryhalfhead
January 18, 2026 at 12:04 PM
So this game is kinda fun so far. Like a quirky more puzzle-oriented Super Mario Odyssey.
#Henryhalfhead
#Henryhalfhead
I once dated a plumber.
Until she flushed it all down the drain.
Until she flushed it all down the drain.
I once dated a ballet dancer.
His kissing was on pointe.
(I know. Terrible pun.😆)
His kissing was on pointe.
(I know. Terrible pun.😆)
I once dated a bartender.
He put our relationship on ice.
He put our relationship on ice.
January 16, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I once dated a plumber.
Until she flushed it all down the drain.
Until she flushed it all down the drain.
I bet @thederphog4.bsky.social
@courtemanche437.bsky.social would know why I can't get Knuckles in my copy of Pride & Prejudice.
@courtemanche437.bsky.social would know why I can't get Knuckles in my copy of Pride & Prejudice.
I keep shoving my copy of Pride & Prejudice into the lock-on cart but it doesn't work.
January 16, 2026 at 12:21 AM
I bet @thederphog4.bsky.social
@courtemanche437.bsky.social would know why I can't get Knuckles in my copy of Pride & Prejudice.
@courtemanche437.bsky.social would know why I can't get Knuckles in my copy of Pride & Prejudice.
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