(explaining an american car to a european) yeah so imagine if you were sitting in the back seat while driving,

From the socialism, obviously

tire popped on freeway, speed check reported ahead, video ads on the backs of trucks, the same songs on the radio, drunk driver killed someone, don’t leave anything visible in your car or they’ll smash your windows, elon musk is the world’s richest man, redlining, eminent domain for freeway

traffic backed up due to car crash, whip lash due to car crash, lawsuit due to car crash, insurance more expensive due to car crash, dead children due to car crash, kobe dead due to helicopter crash due to traffic, lapd needs helicopter fleet, can’t go out because I’m afraid to drive home at night

car wash, parking spot too small, can’t reach the parking ticket, google maps is red the whole way there, did I leave my headlights on?, $90 uber to the airport, parking in my building is $180/month, beach parking $40, In-N-Out Burger messes up this whole neighborhood for a mile, street sweeping

Unironically, yes

Say hi to my mom Bill