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Augustus Watkins
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songwriter, musician, los angeles
https://augustuswatkins.com/
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Hi everyone I’m stoked to join Bluesky ✨
The internet had the potential to make humans so much smarter and interconnected. Instead, it's dumbing us down and siloing us off. A real tragedy.
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Don't you hate when you find a really good show and then you have to pay attention to it
November 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Mamdani is going to implement Shania law. When she says "let's go girls" you have to go.
November 9, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Attention all shoppers: your store rewards program is now tied to your performance at scanning and bagging your groceries in the self-checkout line
November 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Most humans don’t even have human-level intelligence
November 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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(explaining an american car to a european) yeah so imagine if you were sitting in the back seat while driving,
November 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Happy to vote yes on 50 today
November 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Jared Leto has endorsed Andrew Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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You heard me
October 31, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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minimum wage should be $175 an hour
November 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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baseball
November 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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GIVE A FEW BUCK'S TO YOU'RE LOCAL FOOD BANK MOTHER FUCKER - LOOK IT UP HERE IF U DONT KNOW WHERE TO FIND ONE www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo... - TELL EM ADMIN SENT YA - dashare.zone ADMIN
November 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
All cops are chill thoughtful helpful cool people
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
www.foxla.com
October 30, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I forgot how CONSUMING car ownership was

Repairs, hunting for parking, renewing tabs, getting booted for parking wrong, standing still on the freeway, some asshole tailgating you, gas, geico commercials, checking the oil, fluid leak, back hurts after long drive, garage door install, shady mechanic
October 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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smash the like button. take out all your frustrations out on the like button. decimate every particle of the like button until no trace of the like button is left. once you are satisfied with the fate of the like button, turn your attention towards the subscribe button and continue your rampage.
October 17, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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the tongue is the thumb of the skull
October 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Bill Ding
Cut Bank, MT
October 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Socialism is when people I don’t like get money from the government.

If that happens enough, it becomes full-blown communism.
Do you ever get the feeling that people don't know what "communist" means?
October 10, 2025 at 7:44 AM
This is why they don’t let you pogo on planes
I hope you're not on your pogo stick if the earth ever has to tap on its brakes.
September 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Anti-ICE? Hey, you’re nice.
Anti-trans? I’m throwing hands.
September 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is

- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)

- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)

- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)
September 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I keep thinking how the US ended a couple foreign wars and within a couple years, troops are deployed on home soil instead

That’s the military-industrial complex at work

Capitalism will kill us all
September 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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"Business owners — who often drive themselves — consistently overestimate the share of their customer base who arrive by car, often by enormous margins." streets.mn/2025/09/24/c...
Complete Streets are Good for Business
Complete streets aren’t just for those biking, walking and using transit: they’ll also benefit motorists, residents and, yes, even business owners.
streets.mn
September 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system
September 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM