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Auld Banshee

@auldbendy.bsky.social

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Pie eater in Sauceland. Bendy in a chronic kind of way (hEDS). And housemate of Clarence the cat, I know that's why you're here really. She/her. Views are my own.

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Auld Banshee @auldbendy.bsky.social · Nov 29

I'm on a list labelled 'General Nastiness'. Now, please, that's my mother, call me Miss Nastiness

a woman is sitting in front of a filing cabinet and smiling while holding her hair .

Alt: a woman is sitting in front of a filing cabinet and smiling while holding her hair .

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Auld Banshee @auldbendy.bsky.social · 12h

Autumn food alert

Auld Banshee @auldbendy.bsky.social · 16h

*it rings.

Auld Banshee @auldbendy.bsky.social · 16h

My phone is permanently on silent. I do have it set that if my Mum phones rings, though.

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Auld Banshee @auldbendy.bsky.social · 16h

It's farmers isn't it, same with the milk. I think it's a bit weird. Bigger things and all that. I can understand making sure veggie ones are clearly marked.

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Auld Banshee @auldbendy.bsky.social · 16h

I'm stealing this.

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Auld Banshee @auldbendy.bsky.social · 17h

The EU:
- milk an oat
- make sausages from microprotein

You wouldn't from the old dvd pirate ad.

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Auld Banshee @auldbendy.bsky.social · 20h

I'm very grateful for my gay brother who is ten years older than me introducing me to pop bangers from a young age.

Auld Banshee @auldbendy.bsky.social · 20h

Erasure are > Pet Shop Boys.

Metal Fear Sinisterity 👻 @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 20h

The reason I like this video is that they act out every line in the song. It's fun. It's a bit of fun.

Erasure - A Little Respect (Official HD Music Video)

YouTube video by Erasure

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Auld Banshee @auldbendy.bsky.social · 20h

Oh god that's awful and apparantly it's a diss track aimed at Charli XCX and I for one would not fuck with Charli.

Auld Banshee @auldbendy.bsky.social · 22h

Eesh that poor lass. I'm around the same age as her and she obviously just buckled to the pressure to comply. The 90s/00s were incredibly toxic.

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Auld Banshee @auldbendy.bsky.social · 23h

Aw I'm so sorry

Auld Banshee @auldbendy.bsky.social · 1d

Oh mate. This is why we need an edit button!

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Auld Banshee @auldbendy.bsky.social · 1d

Ah I missed this, happy belated birthday!

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Auld Banshee @auldbendy.bsky.social · 1d

Either is perfectly fine

Auld Banshee @auldbendy.bsky.social · 1d

As long as you maintain unblinking eye contact the whole time it's fine.

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Auld Banshee @auldbendy.bsky.social · 1d

They should let you nominate someone to go in your place

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Auld Banshee @auldbendy.bsky.social · 1d

I've been called 7 times before but only been on a sitting jury once. I got out twice because at the time I was running a care home during covid. All the others the cases were dismissed on the day. I need to change my name.

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Auld Banshee @auldbendy.bsky.social · 1d

I was 19 the first time I did it

Auld Banshee @auldbendy.bsky.social · 1d

8th motherfucking time!

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Auld Banshee @auldbendy.bsky.social · 1d

Oh yeah, absolutely. When I see an Orange March, in Scotland, my first thought is, ah bless those protestants just wanting the whole of Ireland/Scotland under English rule. What's the harm? So inclusive and tolerant.

The Herald @heraldscotland.bsky.social · 1d

'There’s a feeling too that the Orange Order has acted in good faith and in the spirit of One Scotland Many Cultures; that they’ve moved into those values and helped advance Scotland’s reputation as an inclusive, diverse and tolerant nation' || Kevin McKenna 👇

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Auld Banshee @auldbendy.bsky.social · 1d

You saw that video I sent you then

Auld Banshee @auldbendy.bsky.social · 1d

You should start a slurp off.

Auld Banshee @auldbendy.bsky.social · 1d

In sign language

Auld Banshee @auldbendy.bsky.social · 1d

Oh yeah Scots is definitely a language. I used to work in a school for the deaf and there were language distinctions between the east/west coast of Scotland. It's very interesting.

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