acab

thankfully my wife is basically a scaly with how much they love dragons and their dragon decks are scarier but less annoying lmao

token lore guy moved north so haven't played with him and his partner in ages, it's just been the two of us and sometimes bisexual vampire girl visits

also 2 of my friends (wife & token "lore guy") run a basically vanilla mothman edh and i simply hate rad counters

if it just made me mill and lose life i'd be less annoyed but wtf i have to check the type of every single card im milling every upkeep?? im gonna scream

incredible roll on the eyebrow genes

you can get some mad comfy dresses
i mostly wear dresses, but that's half because i hate pants and half because _so comfy omg_

im sorry to inform you but im like half a foot taller than you

🫵pocket-sized

ok but also fr if you're in like cali im pretty sure that's fairly tall
every time im there i tower over the crowds (convenient) and feel like a giantess in the showers (inconvenient)

pasta is best at 2-3am imo

❓👉🐟

i feel like it helps to run cold water over my legs just before shaving, but i could be entirely insane

when im feeling ✨fancy✨ i like to apply isopropanol then lotion after shaving, which _feels_ like i gain more time without angry leg stubble but its probably mostly just happier skin