auralyn, catgirl priestess
@auralyn.bsky.social
she/her
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i make computer do bip boop
https://github.com/nullspeaker/
https://ko-fi.com/nullspeaker/
https://www.twitch.tv/nullspeaker/
also im happily married and monogamous u dorks
28
i make computer do bip boop
https://github.com/nullspeaker/
https://ko-fi.com/nullspeaker/
https://www.twitch.tv/nullspeaker/
also im happily married and monogamous u dorks
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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Things have only gotten Cooler so I am once again reminding people that that hilarious joke about how you want to [redacted] a [redacted] when they come for you is so much less funny when read back to you by a humorless government agent.
November 6, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Things have only gotten Cooler so I am once again reminding people that that hilarious joke about how you want to [redacted] a [redacted] when they come for you is so much less funny when read back to you by a humorless government agent.
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stay safe today everyone
January 24, 2026 at 3:48 PM
stay safe today everyone
my heart aches
January 24, 2026 at 5:28 PM
my heart aches
"ugh i wish i had a bit of sour cream for this dish"
wife:
*looks in fridge*
"we have uh, ranch dressing. that's basically flavoured sour cream"
chat, what da tuna
wife:
*looks in fridge*
"we have uh, ranch dressing. that's basically flavoured sour cream"
chat, what da tuna
January 24, 2026 at 2:55 AM
"ugh i wish i had a bit of sour cream for this dish"
wife:
*looks in fridge*
"we have uh, ranch dressing. that's basically flavoured sour cream"
chat, what da tuna
wife:
*looks in fridge*
"we have uh, ranch dressing. that's basically flavoured sour cream"
chat, what da tuna
being a warm and breedable pillow for when my wife comes home from the cold
January 23, 2026 at 10:25 PM
being a warm and breedable pillow for when my wife comes home from the cold
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A few days ago, I stood in the graveyard of an 1100 year old church, getting damper and damper in the drizzling rain.
A woman walked into the graveyard, waved, said hello, and, as we had previously arranged, handed me a paper bag full of human bones.
The life of a churchwarden is a strange one...
A woman walked into the graveyard, waved, said hello, and, as we had previously arranged, handed me a paper bag full of human bones.
The life of a churchwarden is a strange one...
January 23, 2026 at 11:44 AM
A few days ago, I stood in the graveyard of an 1100 year old church, getting damper and damper in the drizzling rain.
A woman walked into the graveyard, waved, said hello, and, as we had previously arranged, handed me a paper bag full of human bones.
The life of a churchwarden is a strange one...
A woman walked into the graveyard, waved, said hello, and, as we had previously arranged, handed me a paper bag full of human bones.
The life of a churchwarden is a strange one...
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whatever you do, don't talk to the weird autistic trannies that will buy you estrogen and provide you with all the resources you need to be self sufficient! whatever you do! DON'T GO THERE.
January 23, 2026 at 5:19 PM
whatever you do, don't talk to the weird autistic trannies that will buy you estrogen and provide you with all the resources you need to be self sufficient! whatever you do! DON'T GO THERE.
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I just thought everyone should see this
January 22, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I just thought everyone should see this
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내 트친들 대체 어디서 이런 짤을 주워 오는 걸까.
January 23, 2026 at 12:28 PM
내 트친들 대체 어디서 이런 짤을 주워 오는 걸까.
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remarkably appropriate meme
January 20, 2026 at 11:19 PM
remarkably appropriate meme
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What people think BDSM is like:
Dom: lets try this new kink called i will shoot you with a gun. Here we go
Sub: what
What BDSM is actually like
Sub: lets try this new kink called you will shoot me with a gun. Here we go
Dom: what
Sub: please
Dom: lets try this new kink called i will shoot you with a gun. Here we go
Sub: what
What BDSM is actually like
Sub: lets try this new kink called you will shoot me with a gun. Here we go
Dom: what
Sub: please
January 6, 2026 at 5:46 PM
What people think BDSM is like:
Dom: lets try this new kink called i will shoot you with a gun. Here we go
Sub: what
What BDSM is actually like
Sub: lets try this new kink called you will shoot me with a gun. Here we go
Dom: what
Sub: please
Dom: lets try this new kink called i will shoot you with a gun. Here we go
Sub: what
What BDSM is actually like
Sub: lets try this new kink called you will shoot me with a gun. Here we go
Dom: what
Sub: please
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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some of u be like "im joining the war on illiteracy on the side of illiteracy" and it shows
January 22, 2026 at 11:30 PM
some of u be like "im joining the war on illiteracy on the side of illiteracy" and it shows
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do you sit or stand to shit
January 22, 2026 at 6:18 PM
do you sit or stand to shit
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My local bookshop understands their audience.
January 22, 2026 at 4:13 PM
My local bookshop understands their audience.
mutually parasocial
January 22, 2026 at 9:12 AM
mutually parasocial
sowing chaos and evil
(putting another blanket on my wife and tucking her in)
(putting another blanket on my wife and tucking her in)
January 22, 2026 at 8:52 AM
sowing chaos and evil
(putting another blanket on my wife and tucking her in)
(putting another blanket on my wife and tucking her in)
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choose your path diva
January 22, 2026 at 2:10 AM
choose your path diva
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i'm sorry i sent you four thousand two hundred seventy-three instagram reels. for what it's worth:
* they all made me think of you
* i do expect you to watch all of them, sorry
* it will definitely happen again
* i love you
* i miss you
* they all made me think of you
* i do expect you to watch all of them, sorry
* it will definitely happen again
* i love you
* i miss you
January 21, 2026 at 6:14 PM
i'm sorry i sent you four thousand two hundred seventy-three instagram reels. for what it's worth:
* they all made me think of you
* i do expect you to watch all of them, sorry
* it will definitely happen again
* i love you
* i miss you
* they all made me think of you
* i do expect you to watch all of them, sorry
* it will definitely happen again
* i love you
* i miss you
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