Alaskan Weeb
@alaskanweeb.bsky.social
Mechanical engineer working in civil engineering
A remora to better posters
In a love-hate relationship with anime
Not a lewd account but not *not* a lewd account
They/Them if you’re cool, she/her is fine too
A remora to better posters
In a love-hate relationship with anime
Not a lewd account but not *not* a lewd account
They/Them if you’re cool, she/her is fine too
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Alaskan Weeb
@alaskanweeb.bsky.social
· Dec 19
Too much apocalyptic fiction with people who have all their teeth, full stomachs, and well coiffed hair has misled several generations.
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Learn to love yourself as much as fascists love famous historical losers.
February 16, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Learn to love yourself as much as fascists love famous historical losers.
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He followed up with the theme from LOZ 😭😭😭
February 16, 2026 at 4:23 AM
He followed up with the theme from LOZ 😭😭😭
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YALL
TELL ME WHY THIS STEAKHOUSE PIANO PLAYER IS PLAYING THE DRY DOCKS THEME FROM SUPER MARIO 64
TELL ME WHY THIS STEAKHOUSE PIANO PLAYER IS PLAYING THE DRY DOCKS THEME FROM SUPER MARIO 64
February 16, 2026 at 4:20 AM
YALL
TELL ME WHY THIS STEAKHOUSE PIANO PLAYER IS PLAYING THE DRY DOCKS THEME FROM SUPER MARIO 64
TELL ME WHY THIS STEAKHOUSE PIANO PLAYER IS PLAYING THE DRY DOCKS THEME FROM SUPER MARIO 64
“The western media is hiding this from you!”
Where did you hear about it?
“Reuters.”
Where did you hear about it?
“Reuters.”
February 16, 2026 at 4:31 PM
“The western media is hiding this from you!”
Where did you hear about it?
“Reuters.”
Where did you hear about it?
“Reuters.”
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Once again begging people to learn that the CIA and FBI are different organizations and both hate each other muscling in on their turf
February 16, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Once again begging people to learn that the CIA and FBI are different organizations and both hate each other muscling in on their turf
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Promises made, promises kept.
Today's posts will focus on Umamusume: Pretty Derby.
Today's posts will focus on Umamusume: Pretty Derby.
February 16, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Promises made, promises kept.
Today's posts will focus on Umamusume: Pretty Derby.
Today's posts will focus on Umamusume: Pretty Derby.
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small brain: "the elves frown upon human-elf relationships because they are hidebound reactionaries"
large brain: "any elf that has sex with a human under the age of 100 is a disgusting pervert"
large brain: "any elf that has sex with a human under the age of 100 is a disgusting pervert"
February 16, 2026 at 4:27 AM
small brain: "the elves frown upon human-elf relationships because they are hidebound reactionaries"
large brain: "any elf that has sex with a human under the age of 100 is a disgusting pervert"
large brain: "any elf that has sex with a human under the age of 100 is a disgusting pervert"
Three years and 14 days on e: Reading the most brainrotted trans channer shit with some friends
Three years and 13 days on e: Did *not* nearly pass out doing my injection today.
Three years and 12 days on e: I genuinely love when people in the bar, one step removed from strangers, come up to me and say they’re glad that I’m here and that I have friends there
February 16, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Three years and 14 days on e: Reading the most brainrotted trans channer shit with some friends
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also yes, cooking is a skill, but not everything has to be a super-fancy special gourmet meal like the million+ subscriber cooking youtube channels would have you believe.
buy a 12-pack of chicken thighs, dump them on a baking sheet with a bag of new potatoes and a bag of baby carrots. bake an hour
buy a 12-pack of chicken thighs, dump them on a baking sheet with a bag of new potatoes and a bag of baby carrots. bake an hour
February 15, 2026 at 11:54 PM
also yes, cooking is a skill, but not everything has to be a super-fancy special gourmet meal like the million+ subscriber cooking youtube channels would have you believe.
buy a 12-pack of chicken thighs, dump them on a baking sheet with a bag of new potatoes and a bag of baby carrots. bake an hour
buy a 12-pack of chicken thighs, dump them on a baking sheet with a bag of new potatoes and a bag of baby carrots. bake an hour
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this sequence in the U.S. women’s curling match was pure cinema
February 14, 2026 at 7:03 PM
this sequence in the U.S. women’s curling match was pure cinema
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“DHS traps people with serial killer methods” arrives in the news one (1) day after “DHS taunts jailed children with Nazi methods,” for those keeping track
ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 4:27 AM
“DHS traps people with serial killer methods” arrives in the news one (1) day after “DHS taunts jailed children with Nazi methods,” for those keeping track
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gatchaman crowds insight, one of the few stories that fully commits and refuses to avert its gaze from the horror of the Median Voter
February 15, 2026 at 4:17 AM
gatchaman crowds insight, one of the few stories that fully commits and refuses to avert its gaze from the horror of the Median Voter
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Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
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Yes, there *is* a difference between a bad localization (rice balls to jelly donuts) and good localizations (using era appropriate slang for characters who would use it), and most localizations these days are good. You’re not cultured for calling comrades ‘nakama,’ you’re just a weeb (derogatory).
February 14, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Yes, there *is* a difference between a bad localization (rice balls to jelly donuts) and good localizations (using era appropriate slang for characters who would use it), and most localizations these days are good. You’re not cultured for calling comrades ‘nakama,’ you’re just a weeb (derogatory).
Three years and 13 days on e: Did *not* nearly pass out doing my injection today.
Three years and 12 days on e: I genuinely love when people in the bar, one step removed from strangers, come up to me and say they’re glad that I’m here and that I have friends there
Three years and 11 days on e: Spent the morning patching the jeans that make my ass look good because my thighs tear them up.
February 15, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Three years and 13 days on e: Did *not* nearly pass out doing my injection today.
“Guys it’s so inevitable!”
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
February 15, 2026 at 4:02 AM
“Guys it’s so inevitable!”
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Hell yeah dude
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
February 15, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Hell yeah dude
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Game & Watch screens when you first put the batteries in:
Really photo editing here by Hector Vivas of Getty Images. Composite of the women's snowboard halfpipe final, depicting all the female Olympians who competed.
February 14, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Game & Watch screens when you first put the batteries in:
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if you’re seeing this it was meant to find you today
February 14, 2026 at 6:05 PM
if you’re seeing this it was meant to find you today
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Happy Valentine's Day!
February 14, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Happy Valentine's Day!