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Alaskan Weeb
@alaskanweeb.bsky.social
Mechanical engineer working in civil engineering
A remora to better posters
In a love-hate relationship with anime

Not a lewd account but not *not* a lewd account

They/Them if you’re cool, she/her is fine too
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Too much apocalyptic fiction with people who have all their teeth, full stomachs, and well coiffed hair has misled several generations.
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February 14, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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Game & Watch screens when you first put the batteries in:
Really photo editing here by Hector Vivas of Getty Images. Composite of the women's snowboard halfpipe final, depicting all the female Olympians who competed.
February 14, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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Valentines Surprise
February 14, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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if you’re seeing this it was meant to find you today
February 14, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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Happy Valentine's Day!
February 14, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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Roses are red
Our resolve hasn't faltered
February 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Sorry fellow leftists, the future belongs to liberal wine moms now
The "Firebomb a Walmart" tweet has finally been defeated cus apparently the company that owns the building canceled their talks with ICE over this.
February 14, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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ボンドルド&プルシュカ&祈手
February 14, 2026 at 12:34 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Three years and 12 days on e: I genuinely love when people in the bar, one step removed from strangers, come up to me and say they’re glad that I’m here and that I have friends there
Three years and 11 days on e: Spent the morning patching the jeans that make my ass look good because my thighs tear them up.
Three years and 10 days on e: The continual conflict of “I need to lose guy weight” and “I need to eat a surplus if I’m going to gain fat where I want it.”
February 14, 2026 at 6:33 AM
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February 14, 2026 at 1:45 AM
[friend and I doing a hate watch of Roll Over and Die]
“The centipede is a predator”
You know what else is a predator?
“What?”
Every man in this setting.
February 14, 2026 at 5:24 AM
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Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)
February 14, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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right on sis, you don't need to tuck for these fools
First poster for Rosalina in ‘THE SUPER MARIO GALAXY MOVIE’.

Voiced by Brie Larson.
February 13, 2026 at 8:27 PM
February 14, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Getti by patriotic in the bar over the slidey rocks game
February 14, 2026 at 4:21 AM
“The cruelty is the point” is too trite. “These demons in human skin revel in torment” is more apt.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.

The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.

But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 14, 2026 at 3:41 AM
[Acronym]ian is a very I’m Too Online way to refer to anyone
February 13, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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In incredible news, the European Parliament has voted overwhelmingly for "The Full Recognition Of Trans Women As Women."

Even the center-right European People's Party voted for the declaration.

It will form a foundation for their position at the UN Commission on the Status of Women.

Our latest.
European Parliament Votes Overwhelmingly For "The Full Recognition Of Trans Women As Women"
The resolution, though nonbinding, is a significant shot at those who seek to erode transgender rights on the continent.
www.erininthemorning.com
February 13, 2026 at 5:17 PM
“How’s the hangout going?”
The café is deadnaming me without me even telling them my prior name, it’s kinda next level skill on their end frankly
February 13, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Out of context quote from last night’s Pathfinder game is "My new goddess: Slutty Iomedea."
February 13, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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indistinguishable from some shit I’ve seen on leftist subreddits in the past few weeks.

I honestly thought a lot of the “left has an antisemitism problem” talk was overblown and uh…. it isn’t

why am I bringing this up here?

read the first sentence of this skeet again
Current state of things: One Fox News host casually declares that Epstein’s money comes from “Jewish billionaires” and a “Jewish banking family,” another responds that he was a “sex rabbi.” www.mediamatters.org/fox-news/jes...
February 13, 2026 at 3:41 PM
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the minute the fb algorithm clocks you as a straight man it immediately sets about trying to destroy your life & endanger those around you
February 13, 2026 at 11:19 AM