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Guessing that in 2007 the most recent things I might have counted as favorites would be at least a few years old. Atonement. Wind up bird chronicle. Green mile. A supposedly fun thing…
February 4, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Guessing that in 2007 the most recent things I might have counted as favorites would be at least a few years old. Atonement. Wind up bird chronicle. Green mile. A supposedly fun thing…
One obvious tell that this is AI is the scoreboard. Everyone knows that Home is on the right; Guett goes on the left
February 3, 2026 at 7:09 PM
One obvious tell that this is AI is the scoreboard. Everyone knows that Home is on the right; Guett goes on the left
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be
February 3, 2026 at 4:48 PM
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be
Someone somewhere must have taken a stab at Timon of Athens, Georgia, right?
February 3, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Someone somewhere must have taken a stab at Timon of Athens, Georgia, right?
thought for a second I was clicking on a thread about Galaxie 500 or something like that but this is cool too
January 30, 2026 at 8:41 PM
thought for a second I was clicking on a thread about Galaxie 500 or something like that but this is cool too
“As my 11 year old said, I’m more likely to get killed at school”
January 28, 2026 at 1:28 AM
“As my 11 year old said, I’m more likely to get killed at school”
This is interesting because it teaches me that starlight express has characters and a story. I always thought the plot was train
January 26, 2026 at 5:06 PM
This is interesting because it teaches me that starlight express has characters and a story. I always thought the plot was train
Looks like you’re missing a link to nymag?
January 26, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Looks like you’re missing a link to nymag?
We identify Context Needed tho, that’s gotta count for something
January 25, 2026 at 1:15 AM
We identify Context Needed tho, that’s gotta count for something
Hide your wives and sofas
January 21, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Hide your wives and sofas
Goes without saying
January 21, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Goes without saying
This is awesome
January 20, 2026 at 4:22 AM
This is awesome
I remember the first fifteen minutes and the vibes
January 19, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I remember the first fifteen minutes and the vibes
A true pioneer
January 17, 2026 at 11:15 PM
A true pioneer
Thought for a half-second you had misspelled Janet napolitano and I was gonna be like now there’s a take
January 16, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Thought for a half-second you had misspelled Janet napolitano and I was gonna be like now there’s a take
The Verizon thing being number 2 is just like, I can’t
January 16, 2026 at 12:50 AM
The Verizon thing being number 2 is just like, I can’t
Pretty big thing? And similar dynamics playing out all over. “We need to dismantle ICE.” “No, we need to dismantle DHS!” People need to be preaching the gospel of “yes and”
January 14, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Pretty big thing? And similar dynamics playing out all over. “We need to dismantle ICE.” “No, we need to dismantle DHS!” People need to be preaching the gospel of “yes and”
Next let’s turn to our senior Texas hold ‘em correspondent…
January 14, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Next let’s turn to our senior Texas hold ‘em correspondent…
“Plaintiffs in the suit, led by Evan Berger, say they've suffered losses into the tens of millions of dollars.”
January 13, 2026 at 1:54 AM
“Plaintiffs in the suit, led by Evan Berger, say they've suffered losses into the tens of millions of dollars.”