Well done Target, time travel delivery going well 🧐 #target

@calvindyson.bsky.social Don’t you think the theme of the show The Jackal has huge bond vibes, the credit sequence too. Don’t know who songs it but sign her up

Assad Regime Leaves Note Thanking Locals For Supporting Family-Run Dictatorship
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Every Christmas at Old Rope we get a delivery of fresh new jokes

Get tickets for tomorrow nights show with Sindhu Vee, Mark Watson , Ria Lina , Glenn Moore , Joey Page and special guests . I’ll be hosting 👇🏼

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I do like it here but everyone’s so nice it kinda feels like I’ve joined a cult

Does eating a lot of liqueur chocolates count as ‘getting the house ready for Christmas’ ?….asking for a friend

“…. Well, we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun”

Finally a google search can explain the origin of that dingus….#elonmusk #musk #musksource

Survived Thanksgiving but my body is expecting New Year to approach after all that turkey….have a whole bloody month left!

Please send me good accounts to follow…..all I see are cats! Thousands of cats! #toomanycats

I survived Thanksgiving what to do today? Is #BlackFriday even a thing anymore?

Feeling after finally escaping Musksewer X and finding #BlueSky

@austinbeerworks.bsky.social (Sprinkle Valley) #VHS & #Vinyl #Market Sun Dec 8 from 1-7pm! Pick up some fun #retro and #vintage gifts for others or just yourself #austin #austintexas #austintx #atx #record #vinylcommunity #toys #christmas #popup #popupmarket #fleamarket #beer #artists #beer #brewery