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Simon Varley
@austinbrit.bsky.social
British guy from Preston in Texas
Well done Target, time travel delivery going well 🧐 #target
December 17, 2024 at 6:10 AM
@calvindyson.bsky.social Don’t you think the theme of the show The Jackal has huge bond vibes, the credit sequence too. Don’t know who songs it but sign her up
December 15, 2024 at 4:57 AM
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Assad Regime Leaves Note Thanking Locals For Supporting Family-Run Dictatorship
theonion.com/assad-regime...
December 9, 2024 at 9:49 PM
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Every Christmas at Old Rope we get a delivery of fresh new jokes

Get tickets for tomorrow nights show with Sindhu Vee, Mark Watson , Ria Lina , Glenn Moore , Joey Page and special guests . I’ll be hosting 👇🏼

london.thecomedystore.co.uk/event/old-ro...
December 8, 2024 at 8:29 PM
December 3, 2024 at 4:30 AM
I do like it here but everyone’s so nice it kinda feels like I’ve joined a cult
December 3, 2024 at 4:15 AM
Does eating a lot of liqueur chocolates count as ‘getting the house ready for Christmas’ ?….asking for a friend
December 1, 2024 at 7:50 PM
“…. Well, we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun”
November 30, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Finally a google search can explain the origin of that dingus….#elonmusk #musk #musksource
November 30, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Survived Thanksgiving but my body is expecting New Year to approach after all that turkey….have a whole bloody month left!
November 30, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Please send me good accounts to follow…..all I see are cats! Thousands of cats! #toomanycats
November 29, 2024 at 6:42 PM
I survived Thanksgiving what to do today? Is #BlackFriday even a thing anymore?
November 29, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Feeling after finally escaping Musksewer X and finding #BlueSky
a rat is taking a bath in a sink with water coming out of it .
ALT: a rat is taking a bath in a sink with water coming out of it .
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2024 at 3:27 PM
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November 21, 2024 at 3:39 PM