Austin Persing
@austinpersing.bsky.social
New Video Essayist On YouTube, Hella Gay, microplastics connoisseur
Im sad for the family but like play stupid games win stupid prizes. If your brain is so nonfunctional that you actually carry out chatgpt's suggestions thats entirely on you for not using your fucking brain.
“ChatGPT started coaching Sam on how to take drugs, recover from them and plan further binges. It gave him specific doses of illegal substances, and in one chat, it wrote, ‘Hell yes—let’s go full trippy mode’”
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
A Calif. teen trusted ChatGPT for drug advice. He died from an overdose.
"Who on earth gives that advice?"
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January 6, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Im sad for the family but like play stupid games win stupid prizes. If your brain is so nonfunctional that you actually carry out chatgpt's suggestions thats entirely on you for not using your fucking brain.
Soooooo does anyone know when we're gonna get more of the spooky murder clown show?
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Soooooo does anyone know when we're gonna get more of the spooky murder clown show?
The most realistic thing about Welcome to Derry is the government being willing to murder a fuck ton of people to prevent change
December 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The most realistic thing about Welcome to Derry is the government being willing to murder a fuck ton of people to prevent change
Sooo did Mary Shelley not know that the North Pole is completely devoid of trees? How is the creature going to kill itself now?
November 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Sooo did Mary Shelley not know that the North Pole is completely devoid of trees? How is the creature going to kill itself now?
Breaking: Aunt Gladys just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Breaking: Aunt Gladys just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
The whole idea of self plagiarism is so fucking stupid. How the hell do you plagiarize yourself?
October 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The whole idea of self plagiarism is so fucking stupid. How the hell do you plagiarize yourself?
Mental health is in the shitter, but theres something strangely comforting with having a kitten who thinks my lap is the safest place on Earth.
October 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Mental health is in the shitter, but theres something strangely comforting with having a kitten who thinks my lap is the safest place on Earth.
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Its Charles Kirk's birthday.
Shame he lost the gun debate last month.
Shame he lost the gun debate last month.
October 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Its Charles Kirk's birthday.
Shame he lost the gun debate last month.
Shame he lost the gun debate last month.
Its been one month since charles kirk lost the gun violence debate.
October 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Its been one month since charles kirk lost the gun violence debate.
I'm so jealous of Jonathan Groff. He got to kiss Ncuti Gatwa
October 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I'm so jealous of Jonathan Groff. He got to kiss Ncuti Gatwa
He says this as a skeleton in human drag
Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.
October 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
He says this as a skeleton in human drag
Why can't Joanne shut the fuck up? Trans people have literally no bearing on her existence whatsoever, why can't she just rest on her laurels knowing her perfectly average series made her a shit ton of money?
FUCK I regret all those hours spent reading those books.
FUCK I regret all those hours spent reading those books.
September 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Why can't Joanne shut the fuck up? Trans people have literally no bearing on her existence whatsoever, why can't she just rest on her laurels knowing her perfectly average series made her a shit ton of money?
FUCK I regret all those hours spent reading those books.
FUCK I regret all those hours spent reading those books.
I canceled my Disney Plus and Hulu accounts.
please clap
please clap
a boy , a girl and a baby are standing next to each other holding bags of food .
ALT: a boy , a girl and a baby are standing next to each other holding bags of food .
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September 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I canceled my Disney Plus and Hulu accounts.
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Erika Kirk just needs to imagine Charlie was a first grader.
September 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Erika Kirk just needs to imagine Charlie was a first grader.
Im so disappointed in Kristen Chenoweth.
September 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Im so disappointed in Kristen Chenoweth.
Like Icarus, Charlie flew too close to a school and got shot.
September 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Like Icarus, Charlie flew too close to a school and got shot.
Is he dead yet?
September 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Is he dead yet?
please be dead please be dead please be dead
winnie the pooh is looking at himself in the mirror
ALT: winnie the pooh is looking at himself in the mirror
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September 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
please be dead please be dead please be dead
Is he in the forever box yet?
August 31, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Is he in the forever box yet?
Nah. It just means we have better taste than bland ass overpriced food
August 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Nah. It just means we have better taste than bland ass overpriced food
He's not perfect. But at the present moment he's the only fucking person who's actually rattling chains and not taking trumps shit. No sane person is thrilled with him, but expecting perfection is the reason we're in this mess to begin with.
August 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
He's not perfect. But at the present moment he's the only fucking person who's actually rattling chains and not taking trumps shit. No sane person is thrilled with him, but expecting perfection is the reason we're in this mess to begin with.