Sam Parker
@authorsamparker.bsky.social
Indie author
Romance writer
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Romance writer
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Trying to get most if not all of my current book written while also having a touch of the stomach flu was not how I wanted to spend my day but here we are.
January 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Trying to get most if not all of my current book written while also having a touch of the stomach flu was not how I wanted to spend my day but here we are.
Me when a Customer calls and starts using profanity at me
a woman is talking on a cell phone with the words if you start cursing at me i will start cursing back at you
ALT: a woman is talking on a cell phone with the words if you start cursing at me i will start cursing back at you
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January 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Me when a Customer calls and starts using profanity at me
Tattoo done
The lines are crisper than a spicy pop fresh from a Mcdonalds
The lines are crisper than a spicy pop fresh from a Mcdonalds
a man with a beard is talking into a microphone and the word crisp is on his shirt
ALT: a man with a beard is talking into a microphone and the word crisp is on his shirt
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January 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Tattoo done
The lines are crisper than a spicy pop fresh from a Mcdonalds
The lines are crisper than a spicy pop fresh from a Mcdonalds
Getting tattooed tomorrow. A tiny one. Found an AMAZING artist who's line work is orgasmically perfect.
January 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Getting tattooed tomorrow. A tiny one. Found an AMAZING artist who's line work is orgasmically perfect.
January 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Baby sick. ....... and by baby I mean me.
January 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Baby sick. ....... and by baby I mean me.
It is once again that time of week. The #everythingshower . Exfoliating, scrubbing off the spraytan, shaving and moisturizing.
a woman with blonde hair and earrings is taking a bath in a tub .
ALT: a woman with blonde hair and earrings is taking a bath in a tub .
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December 29, 2024 at 2:14 PM
It is once again that time of week. The #everythingshower . Exfoliating, scrubbing off the spraytan, shaving and moisturizing.
December 29, 2024 at 2:04 PM
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Olivia Hussey has passed away at the age of 73.
December 28, 2024 at 1:59 AM
Olivia Hussey has passed away at the age of 73.
Came home from work and my bathroom floor was soaked from the ceiling leaking again.... fan fucking tastic..... wonder if that's why we've been getting sick the past few months....
#apartmentlife #wtf
#apartmentlife #wtf
December 28, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Came home from work and my bathroom floor was soaked from the ceiling leaking again.... fan fucking tastic..... wonder if that's why we've been getting sick the past few months....
#apartmentlife #wtf
#apartmentlife #wtf
Just bought a new vacuum and I'm so excited about it..... is this adulthood?
December 28, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Just bought a new vacuum and I'm so excited about it..... is this adulthood?
Happy Stuff your kindle day! I'm Stuffing my kindle while my husband stuffs me. 😜
#stuffyourkindleday
#stuffyourkindleday
December 26, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Happy Stuff your kindle day! I'm Stuffing my kindle while my husband stuffs me. 😜
#stuffyourkindleday
#stuffyourkindleday
Planning out 4 different books at once is fun until I remember I still have to write them 😅
December 19, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Planning out 4 different books at once is fun until I remember I still have to write them 😅
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A MAN FOR MRS. CLAUS is here!
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cover art by: @chiguma.bsky.social
cover design by: @mostlybree.kitrocha.com
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🎄am: amzn.to/4fhcltb
🎄more : books2read.com/u/mvVDDl
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cover art by: @chiguma.bsky.social
cover design by: @mostlybree.kitrocha.com
December 17, 2024 at 4:23 PM
A MAN FOR MRS. CLAUS is here!
🎄Get it on Payhip + WRAPPED for 25% off! : payhip.com/b/qcCnS
🎄am: amzn.to/4fhcltb
🎄more : books2read.com/u/mvVDDl
🎄b&n: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-man-for-...
cover art by: @chiguma.bsky.social
cover design by: @mostlybree.kitrocha.com
🎄Get it on Payhip + WRAPPED for 25% off! : payhip.com/b/qcCnS
🎄am: amzn.to/4fhcltb
🎄more : books2read.com/u/mvVDDl
🎄b&n: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-man-for-...
cover art by: @chiguma.bsky.social
cover design by: @mostlybree.kitrocha.com
Watched #anora on prime last night. 100% LOVED IT!!!!! beautifully filmed and amazing cast. Could not stop laughing at the interactions with anora and igor
a woman with a ring on her finger is smiling while covering her mouth
ALT: a woman with a ring on her finger is smiling while covering her mouth
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December 18, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Watched #anora on prime last night. 100% LOVED IT!!!!! beautifully filmed and amazing cast. Could not stop laughing at the interactions with anora and igor
Sitting on my balcony, Watching the snow fall and just taking in the quiet peace.
December 12, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Sitting on my balcony, Watching the snow fall and just taking in the quiet peace.
The husband is absentmindedly playing with my hair while we watch anime.... 😍
a woman laying on a bed with the words he got me like behind her
ALT: a woman laying on a bed with the words he got me like behind her
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December 11, 2024 at 3:01 AM
The husband is absentmindedly playing with my hair while we watch anime.... 😍
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Find someone who looks at you the way we look at books.
December 10, 2024 at 11:46 AM
Find someone who looks at you the way we look at books.
Got the husband an amazing Christmas gift and now I have to wait to give it to him....
a cartoon of three girls giving each other a high five with the words you know i 'm not really good
ALT: a cartoon of three girls giving each other a high five with the words you know i 'm not really good
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December 7, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Got the husband an amazing Christmas gift and now I have to wait to give it to him....
Just watched the husband tie his tie in a double windsor knot without hesitation or looking and it was so unintentionally fucking hot.
Turned On GIF
ALT: Turned On GIF
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December 7, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Just watched the husband tie his tie in a double windsor knot without hesitation or looking and it was so unintentionally fucking hot.
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*taps mic*
Hey. 👋🏼
Hey. 👋🏼
a person is peeking out of a door with the words `` i have arrived '' written on it .
ALT: a person is peeking out of a door with the words `` i have arrived '' written on it .
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December 6, 2024 at 10:04 PM
*taps mic*
Hey. 👋🏼
Hey. 👋🏼
Hello beautiful people
December 6, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Hello beautiful people