Thomas Emry- Author
@authorthomasemry.bsky.social
Author of the thriller novel Shrapnel and Avalanches.
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Hey there! I'm Thomas and I wrote this book. I also wrote another that will be out late spring called What Scratches Beneath the Surface. Give me a follow for updates on my writing or to read the dumb thoughts I have to release onto the Internet or my head will explode.
I can tell I'm getting older because I just saw this TikTok where their toaster had a touch screen and it instantly pissed me off.
April 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I can tell I'm getting older because I just saw this TikTok where their toaster had a touch screen and it instantly pissed me off.
Uranus gets all the glory, but don't sleep on shuttlecock as the funniest word in the English lexicon.
April 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Uranus gets all the glory, but don't sleep on shuttlecock as the funniest word in the English lexicon.
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With today's release of The Legacy of Enid, The Twins Duology is now available and Chapter One of The Graelian Chronicles officially complete. Thank you for your support with these two books and I can't wait to hear what you think of the story!
#writingcommunity
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April 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
With today's release of The Legacy of Enid, The Twins Duology is now available and Chapter One of The Graelian Chronicles officially complete. Thank you for your support with these two books and I can't wait to hear what you think of the story!
#writingcommunity
www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...
#writingcommunity
www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...
I always laugh when people complain about comic book movies ruining the story from the comics. Like, dude, Hollywood has been butchering source material for decades. It's their whole thing.
April 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I always laugh when people complain about comic book movies ruining the story from the comics. Like, dude, Hollywood has been butchering source material for decades. It's their whole thing.
It's been a wild week. Feel free to take a few extra minutes when disassociating and screaming into the void today.
April 12, 2025 at 1:23 PM
It's been a wild week. Feel free to take a few extra minutes when disassociating and screaming into the void today.
I haven't really suffered from imposter syndrome until recently when I realized I have no strong feelings about em dashes. Am I even a writer?
April 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I haven't really suffered from imposter syndrome until recently when I realized I have no strong feelings about em dashes. Am I even a writer?
We did it, guys! We reached peak toasting technology.
April 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
We did it, guys! We reached peak toasting technology.
I'm slowly starting to think checking my KDP Dashboard twenty times a day may not be healthy.
April 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I'm slowly starting to think checking my KDP Dashboard twenty times a day may not be healthy.
Good for Artax!
And just like that, the @theoatmeal.bsky.social healed all my childhood trauma.
April 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Good for Artax!
My book, Shrapnel and Avalanches, does not have any spicy scenes. It's not that kind of book. However, feel free to read it, choose your favorite two (or more) characters, and write some fan fiction of them just going to town.
April 8, 2025 at 10:58 AM
My book, Shrapnel and Avalanches, does not have any spicy scenes. It's not that kind of book. However, feel free to read it, choose your favorite two (or more) characters, and write some fan fiction of them just going to town.
I've got no problems with the "yours"and the "theres". I've even mastered the "it's". But ffs, I always screw up laid. Or is it lay? Lie? Man I don't know. My characters just want to take a nap. They're oh, so exhausted.
April 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I've got no problems with the "yours"and the "theres". I've even mastered the "it's". But ffs, I always screw up laid. Or is it lay? Lie? Man I don't know. My characters just want to take a nap. They're oh, so exhausted.
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Marriage really is just 50% deciding what to have for dinner and 50% being told you’re walking the wrong speed
April 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Marriage really is just 50% deciding what to have for dinner and 50% being told you’re walking the wrong speed
You know that thing in comedy where something is funny, and then you extend the bit until it stops being funny, but if you continue to commit to it it gets funny again?
Wh...when's this all gonna get funny again?
Wh...when's this all gonna get funny again?
April 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
You know that thing in comedy where something is funny, and then you extend the bit until it stops being funny, but if you continue to commit to it it gets funny again?
Wh...when's this all gonna get funny again?
Wh...when's this all gonna get funny again?
I've got an author show in a couple weeks and got the goods delivered today!
April 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I've got an author show in a couple weeks and got the goods delivered today!
Me: Makes a stupid joke.
Everyone: Dude, read the room. The world is collapsing all around us.
Me: Do... do you need me to make another?
Everyone: Dude, read the room. The world is collapsing all around us.
Me: Do... do you need me to make another?
April 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Me: Makes a stupid joke.
Everyone: Dude, read the room. The world is collapsing all around us.
Me: Do... do you need me to make another?
Everyone: Dude, read the room. The world is collapsing all around us.
Me: Do... do you need me to make another?
I'm no cartographer. But I do know that if you're traveling I75 in Michigan, exit 69 is Big Beaver Road.
April 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I'm no cartographer. But I do know that if you're traveling I75 in Michigan, exit 69 is Big Beaver Road.
Thriller lovers!
If you're looking for V for Vendetta and Fight Club vibes for your next read, and appreciate a handful of pop-culture references, check this out.
If you're looking for V for Vendetta and Fight Club vibes for your next read, and appreciate a handful of pop-culture references, check this out.
April 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Thriller lovers!
If you're looking for V for Vendetta and Fight Club vibes for your next read, and appreciate a handful of pop-culture references, check this out.
If you're looking for V for Vendetta and Fight Club vibes for your next read, and appreciate a handful of pop-culture references, check this out.
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I am in a national cooking contest and I need your votes! The voting link is pinned to the top of my profile. Here is an example of the things I cook. Pork belly burnt ends, roasted veg for pasta sauce, and sourdough English muffins. Please help! 😂
April 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I am in a national cooking contest and I need your votes! The voting link is pinned to the top of my profile. Here is an example of the things I cook. Pork belly burnt ends, roasted veg for pasta sauce, and sourdough English muffins. Please help! 😂
Rinse and repeat? In this economy?!
April 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Rinse and repeat? In this economy?!
Well that's that.
April 1, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Well that's that.
It finally makes sense!
April 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
It finally makes sense!
Thriller lovers, do you like your stories slow-burning and build the tension? Or do you prefer them to blast off early and stay fast paced?
Personally, my jam is when it slowly builds the tension throughout the story until I realize at the end I haven't breathed for the last hundred pages.
Personally, my jam is when it slowly builds the tension throughout the story until I realize at the end I haven't breathed for the last hundred pages.
April 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Thriller lovers, do you like your stories slow-burning and build the tension? Or do you prefer them to blast off early and stay fast paced?
Personally, my jam is when it slowly builds the tension throughout the story until I realize at the end I haven't breathed for the last hundred pages.
Personally, my jam is when it slowly builds the tension throughout the story until I realize at the end I haven't breathed for the last hundred pages.
Yeah yeah. Good job, Word. That's what I meant. She doesn't want her son back. She's declaring she really really likes the house they're performing the seance in.
March 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Yeah yeah. Good job, Word. That's what I meant. She doesn't want her son back. She's declaring she really really likes the house they're performing the seance in.
I used to read The Tell-tale Heart and wonder how someone could be driven mad with a little bit of constant white noise.
But I swear if this dog does not stop licking the damn carpet I'm gonna snap!
But I swear if this dog does not stop licking the damn carpet I'm gonna snap!
March 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I used to read The Tell-tale Heart and wonder how someone could be driven mad with a little bit of constant white noise.
But I swear if this dog does not stop licking the damn carpet I'm gonna snap!
But I swear if this dog does not stop licking the damn carpet I'm gonna snap!
On Saturday, we share snippets.
Shrapnel and Avalanches follows Seth Roberts as he struggles to find happiness while navigating the pain and destruction left in the wake of his online persona.
Shrapnel and Avalanches follows Seth Roberts as he struggles to find happiness while navigating the pain and destruction left in the wake of his online persona.
March 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
On Saturday, we share snippets.
Shrapnel and Avalanches follows Seth Roberts as he struggles to find happiness while navigating the pain and destruction left in the wake of his online persona.
Shrapnel and Avalanches follows Seth Roberts as he struggles to find happiness while navigating the pain and destruction left in the wake of his online persona.