Robby Birtch
autistopheles.bsky.social
Robby Birtch
@autistopheles.bsky.social
Father, electrician, 💙, ♾️, and antifascist. If you're an elected official, I intend to be the pebble in your shoe, especially if you're MAGA or non-progressive.
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You know something? I'm not scared of Theil, Musk, Bezos, Andreesen, or Zuck. I'm not scared of the tech broligarchs. I'm not afraid of them attempting to implement Yarvin's ideas. Let me explain why.
I'm thinking of doing an "Into the MAGAverse" type of video where I would actually listen to some right-wing podcasts and shows, just to see what is being said about "the libs". Obviously it will need big time content warnings. What do you guys think?
September 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Reposted by Robby Birtch
Charlie Kirk was shot but that is not the part of the story you need to focus on, this is:

Pro-Trump
Conspiracy theorist
Christian nationalist
Anti-abortion (with no rape exception)
Anti-LGBTQ rights
Isolationist & nationalist
Against gun reform

His beliefs shot him, he is not a hero.
September 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I know nobody from the regime is on BlueSky, but if they were, I'd ask them if we can just get to the civil war, already. I got a life to live, and the sooner we get to what they want, the sooner I can get to it.
September 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Reposted by Robby Birtch
Oh my god, Trump actually got the NRA to come out to defend trans people owning a gun.
September 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
So here's an idea, and it's a radical one that I've already posted to my Substack and I've already shared it, but it didn't seem to get much attention, so here it goes again. Ready? Let's all run as Republicans and vote in Republican primaries. Radical, I know. Why? The #TXgerrymandering is why.
August 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
It's an idea they probably never thought we'd try. But I think it's time. Let's take liberal ideas and candidates, and put a nice, thin red coat of paint on them.
August 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Check out my latest Substack post for my own #ModestProposal. #TrojanElephant #HostileTakeover
Let's Bring Chaos and Make Them Regret Their Choices.
Gerrymandering in Texas is why you should run as a Republican.
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August 22, 2025 at 1:15 PM
You know something? I'm not scared of Theil, Musk, Bezos, Andreesen, or Zuck. I'm not scared of the tech broligarchs. I'm not afraid of them attempting to implement Yarvin's ideas. Let me explain why.
August 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Great episode of #BehindtheBastards, my favorite part is where Robert quotes Hegseth's view of the Left from Hegseth's book, American Crusade and says he wishes more Democrats had read it.
Part One: Pete Hegseth's Fascist Book 'American Crusade' | BEHIND THE BASTARDS
YouTube video by Behind the Bastards
youtu.be
August 8, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Coding error, sure. And the stripper wasn't lying when she said she loved me. And Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy are all totally real, and professional wrestling isn't fake.
It has been brought to our attention that some sections of Article 1 are missing from the Constitution Annotated (constitution.congress.gov) website. We’ve learned that this is due to a coding error. We have been working to correct this and expect it to be resolved soon.
August 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
It will never not be astounding to me that enough people listened to the crazy guy on the corner, wearing the "REPENT! THE END IS NIGH!" sandwich board sign to run him for political office and now he's in charge of a party.
July 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
So, why did Daft Punk feel a need to break up? Look at Giorgio Moroder, he's 85 and still producing. Thomas and Guy-Man could absolutely still be putting out bangers and hits.
July 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
About fucking time. Dems should be gerrymandering, absolutely. Play the GOP at their own game and crush them. And when they inevitably start pissing and moaning, and going "See? We told you Democrats were evil!" 1/2
July 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I hear people saying how it's time we put people with something to lose into politics, so they can govern like their lives depend on it.

But the primary issue is that people who have something to lose, can't run for office.
July 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Let me tell y'all why this story is bullshit. Who is gripping his hand hard enough to leave bruises? Superman? Also, I know someone who takes aspirin daily and has no bruising. CHF seems far more likely.
July 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Let me tell y'all why this story is bullshit. Who is gripping his hand hard enough to leave bruises? Superman? Also, I know someone who takes aspirin daily and has no bruising. CHF seems far more likely.
July 17, 2025 at 7:17 PM
While everyone is over here, talking about the Epstein Files and attempting to amplify the crack in the MAGA cult, I'm locked in on the economy, putting the pieces together on how they are going to put Americans into the various industries from which they've detained so many immigrants.
July 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
They can't let go of the #EpsteinFiles.
They can’t give it up. They have devoted the better part of a DECADE spinning the Pizzagate/QAnon fantasy to a fever pitch.
July 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I'd love to create a "Project Veritas" for the Left. Given that I'm politically a nobody, it shouldn't be hard for me to sneak into conservative spaces, act like I belong, and record everything.
July 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The world needs to unite against us and muster the largest liberation force ever seen. And I mean *the entire world*, literally. Every nation that can send warriors, send them. 1/3
July 2, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Remember Newton's Third Law: "For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction." The GOP is so anti-science, that they think they're exempt, from not just the law of the land, but also Scientific Laws.
June 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
And this is why far right autocratic regimes do not often outlive their leaders. Once they are gone, the Axis around which the whole rotten enterprise revolves collapses and cannibalizes itself as they start to fight over who should take over.
The doctrine of TINA (There Is No Alternative) applies to the leader –there can be no rivals or successors— and to the actions he takes. They are the only actions possible to take at that moment in history, even if their logic and greatness eludes those with less vision.

Ruth Ben-Ghait
June 30, 2025 at 12:06 PM
GOP lawmakers have embraced, as a party, “The Ends Justify The Means” as their preferred moral philosophy. It's the guiding star by which they chart their course for the USA. All they have done, will do, and are currently doing is all for the sake of their vision for the country.
June 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The thing that still gets me about the GOP is the gaslighting. From Muskrat to Harriet Hagerman to Joni Ernst. The downplaying, the minimizing, the manipulation, the gaslighting.
June 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM