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Aux
@auxphonographic.bsky.social
Agender. They/Them. Musician & Songwriter, Writer & Poet, Tinkerer and Shitposter Extraordinaire. Expect cat nonsense, puns and bad photoshops when I pull myself away from tumblr.
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And now someone has uploaded a version that wasn't filmed off a TV.

There's also the torrent link there, which is probably the fastest way to download the 60 Minutes segment on CECOT if you want to save the file locally to your computer.
Pulled 60 Minutes segment on CECOT : CBS : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
This is a screen recording of a 60 Minutes segment about the Centro de Confinamiento del Terrorismo (CECOT) prison in El Salvador, which was intended to be...
archive.org
December 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Terry Pratchett had this one nailed in Feet of Clay

we don’t do kings here
February 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Now there's a great idea 👇

#ResistTrump
February 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
RIP Never Forget Hello Kitty
Zakk Wylde Plays Black Sabbath on Hello Kitty Mini-Guitar
YouTube video by Loudwire
www.youtube.com
February 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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On a lighter note: someone needs to stop whoever designed this guitar
February 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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It takes a lot of Guts to build a guitar like that...
February 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Seems like yesterday and today have had the crankiest people, but also bad luck. I've been wondering if it's just seasonal assholery or legitimately because mercury is in retrograde in ⛎ while Pluto is direct in ♑.
December 5, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Absolutely peak hedonistic experience: my mosquito bite scabs are finally coming off (after a month, my healing ability sucks now), which makes my legs once again smooth enough to enjoy the feeling of soft and cool percale cotton bedsheets that have been washed a thousand times. 😻
Bliss.
December 4, 2024 at 5:56 AM
adhd mood.
December 4, 2024 at 3:11 AM
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Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut

Siläsirk is a long wall-mounted shelf which is inevitably full of gnomes nearly as soon as it's assembled.
your ikea product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut

ënimsåj is a tardis-like sofa that only travels to universes from dvds that you would find in a "hot couch" apartment in 2011
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut

I am ELKÖÖP, a featureless black cube that randomly emits bell sounds supposedly for ambiance but the instruction manual was extremely vague on it
November 29, 2024 at 2:27 AM
I love that I already have a spambot follower. It took all of... 12 days and 5 meme posts. That's way better than Tumblr averages. GG
November 30, 2024 at 12:20 AM
So glad they get another thanksgiving together <3
November 28, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Absolutely my mood these past few days. Diabetes sucks ass, and not the fun kind of ass sucking, the donkey kind.
November 27, 2024 at 8:40 PM
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OMG 🤣👏🏼😂👏🏼✊🏼
@levarburton.bsky.social
May 9, 2023 at 7:08 AM
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‘WHIPLASH’ is now streaming on Netflix for the film’s 10th anniversary

See which other movies just got added to Netflix: bit.ly/FlixNov24
November 17, 2024 at 6:40 PM
You know something's up when you see a Lexus giving a full car length to one in downtown Dallas traffic.
Morning sketch
November 17, 2024 at 5:39 PM