@mcuban.bsky.social Mark Cuban gotta feel like a king whenever he walks into a deli.
“I’ll have the Cuban” he says
“We know” they reply
“I’ll have the Cuban” he says
“We know” they reply
January 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
@mcuban.bsky.social Mark Cuban gotta feel like a king whenever he walks into a deli.
“I’ll have the Cuban” he says
“We know” they reply
“I’ll have the Cuban” he says
“We know” they reply
Let my nuts hang too long now I gotta wind em up like a garden hose or I’m stompin on em
January 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Let my nuts hang too long now I gotta wind em up like a garden hose or I’m stompin on em
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doctor: we found multiple rounds in your abdomen
cookie monster: likely shape to find there
cookie monster: likely shape to find there
January 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
doctor: we found multiple rounds in your abdomen
cookie monster: likely shape to find there
cookie monster: likely shape to find there
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The new homework excuse for 2025.
January 2, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The new homework excuse for 2025.
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December 31, 2024 at 7:46 PM
We gotta find a new term for “if it ain’t broke don’t fix it”
December 31, 2024 at 5:39 PM
We gotta find a new term for “if it ain’t broke don’t fix it”
I understand for some people it’s a hobby but I would never cross stitch, he’s a goofy lil dude but those teeth look sharp
December 31, 2024 at 4:27 PM
I understand for some people it’s a hobby but I would never cross stitch, he’s a goofy lil dude but those teeth look sharp
It’s hard to get excited about a class war when you’re on the side without any time or money
December 31, 2024 at 4:25 PM
It’s hard to get excited about a class war when you’re on the side without any time or money
Let’s bring some positivity into 2025. Everyone be like the car in front of me and talk with the employee at the drive through window for 15-20 minutes. Make their day :)
December 31, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Let’s bring some positivity into 2025. Everyone be like the car in front of me and talk with the employee at the drive through window for 15-20 minutes. Make their day :)
Quickest way to find out who’s really privileged is to go to their feed and see if they say anything like “thanks for an awesome year! Looking forward to 2025!!”
December 31, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Quickest way to find out who’s really privileged is to go to their feed and see if they say anything like “thanks for an awesome year! Looking forward to 2025!!”
Tweets so bad not even bots will follow me
December 31, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Tweets so bad not even bots will follow me
“Wanna hang out?”
Nah man, rents due. I gotta go suck some dick!
Nah man, rents due. I gotta go suck some dick!
December 31, 2024 at 2:01 PM
“Wanna hang out?”
Nah man, rents due. I gotta go suck some dick!
Nah man, rents due. I gotta go suck some dick!
List of powerful people I would have dunked on in highschool:
Bill Gates
Matt Gaetz
Needless to say their last names would be getting misspelled 😈😈😈
Bill Gates
Matt Gaetz
Needless to say their last names would be getting misspelled 😈😈😈
December 31, 2024 at 1:58 PM
List of powerful people I would have dunked on in highschool:
Bill Gates
Matt Gaetz
Needless to say their last names would be getting misspelled 😈😈😈
Bill Gates
Matt Gaetz
Needless to say their last names would be getting misspelled 😈😈😈
Motherfucker apologized for spitting on me while talking, immediate boner killer
December 31, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Motherfucker apologized for spitting on me while talking, immediate boner killer
I gotta work a 9-5 cause if I started posted my booty pics it would crash the economy. Y’all should be on your hands and knees thanking me for my sacrifice.
December 30, 2024 at 7:49 PM
I gotta work a 9-5 cause if I started posted my booty pics it would crash the economy. Y’all should be on your hands and knees thanking me for my sacrifice.
I want one pet dog, but I also want to pet dogs.
December 30, 2024 at 7:44 PM
I want one pet dog, but I also want to pet dogs.
I wanna pet cat, I also wanna pet cats
December 30, 2024 at 7:32 PM
I wanna pet cat, I also wanna pet cats
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This dog was definitely for sale.
December 30, 2024 at 5:28 PM
This dog was definitely for sale.
What’s the name of that Salmon movie? The one where the kid sees dead people?
December 30, 2024 at 6:01 PM
What’s the name of that Salmon movie? The one where the kid sees dead people?
Great.. I finally got my rocks off and now I’m being told it’s time to rock and roll. Fml
December 30, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Great.. I finally got my rocks off and now I’m being told it’s time to rock and roll. Fml
Hate to see a cat pic where it’s obvious that the owners picked the name before meeting the cat
December 30, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Hate to see a cat pic where it’s obvious that the owners picked the name before meeting the cat