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MzBehavn™

@mzbehavn.bsky.social

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Twitter traitor (she/her) Occupation: Family disappointment 🐴 Equestrian Voice actor🎤BOSTON, MA. 🥰🇨🇦 Gen-X mom of 2 teens 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Sarcasm is the key to happiness! 🤪 I blame everything on MENOPAUSE, that b🤬tch. 🤘🏻 #bluecrew 💙 #laughter #satire I'm on 🚫 lists! 😂

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MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · Aug 30

Let that sink in.

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MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · 2h

Now he's going to be big mad.

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MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · 2h

I can't even understand what she's singing. The dog howling sounds better.

MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · 6h

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MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · 7h

Oh, the Gravy Seals are back!

MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · 11h

One thing I agree on.

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MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · 15h

The OG

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MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · 17h

I love that these are coming back around. 🤣 🤣

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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 18h

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MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · 17h

This Lego set came assembled already.

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MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · 1d

He better watch out. They will be disappearing him if he doesn't cooperate.

MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · 1d

He's a paid actor? Or he's doing it so he won't be deported.

MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a plaid shirt is crying while looking at a cell phone

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MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · 1d

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a cartoon mouse is jumping out of a bed with the words `` good night '' below it .

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MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · 1d

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 1d

Fat Satan: “In Portland, the dinosaurs and furries are eating the dogs — they’re eating the cats.”

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MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a purple shirt is making a face

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MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · 1d

He loves the uneducated.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Q: Have you given any more thought to possibly suspending habeas corpus?

TRUMP: Suspending who?

Q: Habeas corpus

TRUMP: I don't know. I'd rather leave that to Kristi.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 1d

Seriously, is this a trick? It’s everyday now.

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MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · 1d

Hehe 👻

MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · 1d

This is not the USA I grew up with. This is not the USA that I want to leave for our children to clean up. What a f🤬cking mess!! The whole administration needs a factory reset!!!

Melanie D’Arrigo @darrigomelanie.bsky.social · 2d

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · 1d

I had a purple one. It smelled like grape!!

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MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · 2d

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enrich12 @enrich12.bsky.social · 2d

Pam Bondi refuses to answer question after question. She was SHOCKED at the idea that this was an "oversight" committee. She should be removed.

MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · 2d

She's not going to answer the questions. Biggest cover up in history. It gets worse every day.

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