Gatsby that is Average
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Gatsby that is Average
@averagegatsby.bsky.social
You are not a Christian and you support evil.
January 3, 2026 at 1:11 PM
I showd this to my 7 year old and she was amazed.
December 31, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I bet this asshole has an article about how Trump is a man of the people because he dances like a robot that is glitches out.
December 30, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Addition by subtraction.
December 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I just realized I need to go to Missouri to buy fireworks.
December 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Reposted by Gatsby that is Average
October 24, 2024 at 5:42 PM
But Harry Potter is an absolute cash cow.
December 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Fish's full name has got to be Fisher right? Still not a great name but slightly better
December 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
This just hammers home how abstract and fake a net worth is. Musk doesn't actual have is net worth. If he tried to liquidate his stock to do that his net worth would go down. Its all bullshit and make believe. Not that he ever would. He chose to end USAID rather than feed homeless
December 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
This was inevitable after she said her cousin's dick fell off or whatever because of the covid shot.
December 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I do probably fumble more than half the time though.
December 21, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I dont think Id fumble every carry, problem is I couldn't beat Sal Perez in a foot race im in probably the bottom 5% of humanity in foot speed. I doubt I ever make it to the line of scrimmage. Because there is no chance I run 7 yards before anyone exponentially more athletic than me shoots the gap
December 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
My car was a new model for 2024. With it being a plug in hybrid its really heavy. Mazda underestimated how it would wear the tires. I found out that Mazda no longer recommends the tires it came with. Just sucks you should really be able to get a minimum. Of 30K out of tires but should get 50K.
December 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
My wife & I leased a new car w/ the intention of buying it when the leqse ran out. It made financial sense because there was a 5K rebate for leasing a new plug in hybrid which made it cheaper than buying first. Anyway all 4 tires went bad after about 16K miles & the tires were 500 a pop... still mad
December 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
That might not be able to be patched awfully close to the sidewall
December 20, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Sure thing bud.
December 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Or, and with no due respect... go fuck yourself
December 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
How can one tell anymore?
December 14, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I can't imagine being such a boot licking cunt that I'd call myself a "landlord activist"
December 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM