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Bare with me. Cause I'm old and grumpy, and it takes me a while to figure new shit out. Occasionally casually nude.
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Lost in the semi finals at curling earlier today. It was pretty good game but they were just a bit better then we were. Pretty worn out, might spend the rest of the day on the couch.
January 4, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Lost in the semi finals at curling earlier today. It was pretty good game but they were just a bit better then we were. Pretty worn out, might spend the rest of the day on the couch.
Good Sunday morning, friends.
Off to the semi finals at curling today. I really do enjoy that sport but fuck me, it can be hard on my tired old body at times.
Off to the semi finals at curling today. I really do enjoy that sport but fuck me, it can be hard on my tired old body at times.
January 4, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Good Sunday morning, friends.
Off to the semi finals at curling today. I really do enjoy that sport but fuck me, it can be hard on my tired old body at times.
Off to the semi finals at curling today. I really do enjoy that sport but fuck me, it can be hard on my tired old body at times.
I would kindly ask that you do not repost my photos. Thank you.
January 3, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I would kindly ask that you do not repost my photos. Thank you.
Good morning, friends.
Have to do some chores this morning and then spending all day at the curling rink. Hopefully burning off some of my holiday indulgences. 😊
Have to do some chores this morning and then spending all day at the curling rink. Hopefully burning off some of my holiday indulgences. 😊
January 3, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Good morning, friends.
Have to do some chores this morning and then spending all day at the curling rink. Hopefully burning off some of my holiday indulgences. 😊
Have to do some chores this morning and then spending all day at the curling rink. Hopefully burning off some of my holiday indulgences. 😊
Ok, I was victorious in curling earlier this evening. Which was definitely nice, considering I have done nothing physical for the last 2 weeks.
This was a really crazy day here for me and I am contemplating that.
But now, off to bed.
This was a really crazy day here for me and I am contemplating that.
But now, off to bed.
January 3, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Ok, I was victorious in curling earlier this evening. Which was definitely nice, considering I have done nothing physical for the last 2 weeks.
This was a really crazy day here for me and I am contemplating that.
But now, off to bed.
This was a really crazy day here for me and I am contemplating that.
But now, off to bed.
Somewhat unnerving amount of notifications for me this morning. I mean, really guys, I'm not all that peopley.
January 2, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Somewhat unnerving amount of notifications for me this morning. I mean, really guys, I'm not all that peopley.
Happy 2nd day of the new year.
Christmas is coming down in our house. Which is a little sad. But, now our countdown calendar can get reset to winter vacation. Which is really nice, aside from me being skeptical about fitting into my beach attire. 😬
Christmas is coming down in our house. Which is a little sad. But, now our countdown calendar can get reset to winter vacation. Which is really nice, aside from me being skeptical about fitting into my beach attire. 😬
January 2, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Happy 2nd day of the new year.
Christmas is coming down in our house. Which is a little sad. But, now our countdown calendar can get reset to winter vacation. Which is really nice, aside from me being skeptical about fitting into my beach attire. 😬
Christmas is coming down in our house. Which is a little sad. But, now our countdown calendar can get reset to winter vacation. Which is really nice, aside from me being skeptical about fitting into my beach attire. 😬
Good morning, friends.
I am slowly beginning to not feel like shit all the time. Which I believe, may have been attributed to the massive uptick in sugar over the last couple weeks due to the fact I am week and like cookies too much. So, completely self inflicted.
I am slowly beginning to not feel like shit all the time. Which I believe, may have been attributed to the massive uptick in sugar over the last couple weeks due to the fact I am week and like cookies too much. So, completely self inflicted.
December 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Good morning, friends.
I am slowly beginning to not feel like shit all the time. Which I believe, may have been attributed to the massive uptick in sugar over the last couple weeks due to the fact I am week and like cookies too much. So, completely self inflicted.
I am slowly beginning to not feel like shit all the time. Which I believe, may have been attributed to the massive uptick in sugar over the last couple weeks due to the fact I am week and like cookies too much. So, completely self inflicted.
Happy Boxing Day, friends. It would be a shame if I were to rock my new Christmas onsie, for only one day a year. 🤷😊
December 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Happy Boxing Day, friends. It would be a shame if I were to rock my new Christmas onsie, for only one day a year. 🤷😊
Hey friends.
Coldest day of this winter, so far. Gonna have to bundle up cause I've got shit to do today.
Sorry about the headache hair.
Fucking migraines.
Coldest day of this winter, so far. Gonna have to bundle up cause I've got shit to do today.
Sorry about the headache hair.
Fucking migraines.
December 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Hey friends.
Coldest day of this winter, so far. Gonna have to bundle up cause I've got shit to do today.
Sorry about the headache hair.
Fucking migraines.
Coldest day of this winter, so far. Gonna have to bundle up cause I've got shit to do today.
Sorry about the headache hair.
Fucking migraines.
Good morning, blueskyers.
Pre-coffee pic post. Cause I'm currently pajama'd and waiting for my grandson to wake up to play that rousing game of hungry hungry hippos that I'd promised him last night.
Pre-coffee pic post. Cause I'm currently pajama'd and waiting for my grandson to wake up to play that rousing game of hungry hungry hippos that I'd promised him last night.
November 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Good morning, blueskyers.
Pre-coffee pic post. Cause I'm currently pajama'd and waiting for my grandson to wake up to play that rousing game of hungry hungry hippos that I'd promised him last night.
Pre-coffee pic post. Cause I'm currently pajama'd and waiting for my grandson to wake up to play that rousing game of hungry hungry hippos that I'd promised him last night.
Morning, people from here.
I am somewhat discouraged this morning. I have been trying, for the last while. Trying to eat better and snack less. Stretches and incorporating exercises bike rides into my evenings, yet for the last 2 weeks, stuck at 211 lbs.
Mood: 91% somewhat bummed.
I am somewhat discouraged this morning. I have been trying, for the last while. Trying to eat better and snack less. Stretches and incorporating exercises bike rides into my evenings, yet for the last 2 weeks, stuck at 211 lbs.
Mood: 91% somewhat bummed.
November 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Morning, people from here.
I am somewhat discouraged this morning. I have been trying, for the last while. Trying to eat better and snack less. Stretches and incorporating exercises bike rides into my evenings, yet for the last 2 weeks, stuck at 211 lbs.
Mood: 91% somewhat bummed.
I am somewhat discouraged this morning. I have been trying, for the last while. Trying to eat better and snack less. Stretches and incorporating exercises bike rides into my evenings, yet for the last 2 weeks, stuck at 211 lbs.
Mood: 91% somewhat bummed.
Good morning, friends.
Headache has subsided, for the most part. Definitely more migraine days in the last month than not.
This is kind of a dumb pose. Sorry for that.
Headache has subsided, for the most part. Definitely more migraine days in the last month than not.
This is kind of a dumb pose. Sorry for that.
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Good morning, friends.
Headache has subsided, for the most part. Definitely more migraine days in the last month than not.
This is kind of a dumb pose. Sorry for that.
Headache has subsided, for the most part. Definitely more migraine days in the last month than not.
This is kind of a dumb pose. Sorry for that.
Migraine.
Fack! 😕
Fack! 😕
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Migraine.
Fack! 😕
Fack! 😕
There's just something appealing to me about skin that's freshly showered and shaved.
November 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
There's just something appealing to me about skin that's freshly showered and shaved.
Good morning, friends.
So, I woke up this morning with uncharacteristically less pain and somewhat increased mobility. Now I'm concerned as to what the fuck is going on and am waiting for the inevitable other shoe to drop. 😳
So, I woke up this morning with uncharacteristically less pain and somewhat increased mobility. Now I'm concerned as to what the fuck is going on and am waiting for the inevitable other shoe to drop. 😳
October 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Good morning, friends.
So, I woke up this morning with uncharacteristically less pain and somewhat increased mobility. Now I'm concerned as to what the fuck is going on and am waiting for the inevitable other shoe to drop. 😳
So, I woke up this morning with uncharacteristically less pain and somewhat increased mobility. Now I'm concerned as to what the fuck is going on and am waiting for the inevitable other shoe to drop. 😳
Good morning, friends.
Feeling the effects of being back on the ice curling again, after 7 months.
Nothing coffee and advils can't fix.
Feeling the effects of being back on the ice curling again, after 7 months.
Nothing coffee and advils can't fix.
October 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Good morning, friends.
Feeling the effects of being back on the ice curling again, after 7 months.
Nothing coffee and advils can't fix.
Feeling the effects of being back on the ice curling again, after 7 months.
Nothing coffee and advils can't fix.
Good Monday morning, friends.
So, curling season begins tonight. I am hoping that this tired old body does not fail me and that I can still preform a reasonable slide. Guess we'll see.
But first, the coffee.
So, curling season begins tonight. I am hoping that this tired old body does not fail me and that I can still preform a reasonable slide. Guess we'll see.
But first, the coffee.
October 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Good Monday morning, friends.
So, curling season begins tonight. I am hoping that this tired old body does not fail me and that I can still preform a reasonable slide. Guess we'll see.
But first, the coffee.
So, curling season begins tonight. I am hoping that this tired old body does not fail me and that I can still preform a reasonable slide. Guess we'll see.
But first, the coffee.
The inevitable transition to every morning being a frosty morning gets tougher to handle, with every year I get older.
October 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The inevitable transition to every morning being a frosty morning gets tougher to handle, with every year I get older.
Good morning, friends.
Outside coffee is almost always the best coffee. ☕️
Outside coffee is almost always the best coffee. ☕️
August 31, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Good morning, friends.
Outside coffee is almost always the best coffee. ☕️
Outside coffee is almost always the best coffee. ☕️
Hey guys.
So, I'm at the lake. Which isn't technically on the lake, but I like it nonetheless. Anyways. I'm finding it difficult to find any sort of relaxation in these last days of summer cause I cannot stop stressing about all the work I have waiting impatiently at home for my return. 😕
So, I'm at the lake. Which isn't technically on the lake, but I like it nonetheless. Anyways. I'm finding it difficult to find any sort of relaxation in these last days of summer cause I cannot stop stressing about all the work I have waiting impatiently at home for my return. 😕
August 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Hey guys.
So, I'm at the lake. Which isn't technically on the lake, but I like it nonetheless. Anyways. I'm finding it difficult to find any sort of relaxation in these last days of summer cause I cannot stop stressing about all the work I have waiting impatiently at home for my return. 😕
So, I'm at the lake. Which isn't technically on the lake, but I like it nonetheless. Anyways. I'm finding it difficult to find any sort of relaxation in these last days of summer cause I cannot stop stressing about all the work I have waiting impatiently at home for my return. 😕
Good morning, friends.
Even though it's not so much morning anymore.
Even though it's not so much morning anymore.
August 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Good morning, friends.
Even though it's not so much morning anymore.
Even though it's not so much morning anymore.
Good morning, friends.
As usual, I am working my tired ass off. Unfortunately, that does not equate to any weight loss. But, I'll continue to work on that too.
As usual, I am working my tired ass off. Unfortunately, that does not equate to any weight loss. But, I'll continue to work on that too.
August 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Good morning, friends.
As usual, I am working my tired ass off. Unfortunately, that does not equate to any weight loss. But, I'll continue to work on that too.
As usual, I am working my tired ass off. Unfortunately, that does not equate to any weight loss. But, I'll continue to work on that too.
Good morning, clear blue skyers.
I have a daunting amount of shit to do this month.
Also, I have zero motivation to begin any of those tasks.
I have a daunting amount of shit to do this month.
Also, I have zero motivation to begin any of those tasks.
August 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Good morning, clear blue skyers.
I have a daunting amount of shit to do this month.
Also, I have zero motivation to begin any of those tasks.
I have a daunting amount of shit to do this month.
Also, I have zero motivation to begin any of those tasks.
Ok, I'm awake. Gotta get up cause I've got shit to do.
August 1, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Ok, I'm awake. Gotta get up cause I've got shit to do.