@averageguy.bsky.social
Bare with me. Cause I'm old and grumpy, and it takes me a while to figure new shit out. Occasionally casually nude.
Good horrifyingly horrified closeup Monday, friends.
My apologies. I'm trying not to trigger another bot onslaught.
Vacation countdown: 10 days
My apologies. I'm trying not to trigger another bot onslaught.
Vacation countdown: 10 days
January 12, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Good horrifyingly horrified closeup Monday, friends.
My apologies. I'm trying not to trigger another bot onslaught.
Vacation countdown: 10 days
My apologies. I'm trying not to trigger another bot onslaught.
Vacation countdown: 10 days
Good morning, friends.
Well, for some ungodly reason, some of you deem my posts shareable. And while flattering, it also kinda freaks me the fuck out a bit. So, for now, I've removed my casually nude photos. I try to be as real as I can here but reposts of me naked is a lot right now.
Apologies.
Well, for some ungodly reason, some of you deem my posts shareable. And while flattering, it also kinda freaks me the fuck out a bit. So, for now, I've removed my casually nude photos. I try to be as real as I can here but reposts of me naked is a lot right now.
Apologies.
January 9, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Good morning, friends.
Well, for some ungodly reason, some of you deem my posts shareable. And while flattering, it also kinda freaks me the fuck out a bit. So, for now, I've removed my casually nude photos. I try to be as real as I can here but reposts of me naked is a lot right now.
Apologies.
Well, for some ungodly reason, some of you deem my posts shareable. And while flattering, it also kinda freaks me the fuck out a bit. So, for now, I've removed my casually nude photos. I try to be as real as I can here but reposts of me naked is a lot right now.
Apologies.
Good morning, friends.
Made it out of bed this morning. Even got some coffee.
Mood: 83% indifferent.
Made it out of bed this morning. Even got some coffee.
Mood: 83% indifferent.
January 8, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Good morning, friends.
Made it out of bed this morning. Even got some coffee.
Mood: 83% indifferent.
Made it out of bed this morning. Even got some coffee.
Mood: 83% indifferent.
Good morning, friends.
I believe I should address the inexplicable plethora of likes I received to a few of my photos the other day and the marked uptick in followers.
I am sorry. There's really nothing exciting here and all of my photos are pretty much the same. Also, I have no cat photos. 🤷
I believe I should address the inexplicable plethora of likes I received to a few of my photos the other day and the marked uptick in followers.
I am sorry. There's really nothing exciting here and all of my photos are pretty much the same. Also, I have no cat photos. 🤷
January 7, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Good morning, friends.
I believe I should address the inexplicable plethora of likes I received to a few of my photos the other day and the marked uptick in followers.
I am sorry. There's really nothing exciting here and all of my photos are pretty much the same. Also, I have no cat photos. 🤷
I believe I should address the inexplicable plethora of likes I received to a few of my photos the other day and the marked uptick in followers.
I am sorry. There's really nothing exciting here and all of my photos are pretty much the same. Also, I have no cat photos. 🤷
Good morning, friends.
Today I'm going to deliver my loads of grain that I had to cancel at the end of last year because the roads were undrivable due to heavy snow and ice. Current condition, significantly better, but not ideal.
Today I'm going to deliver my loads of grain that I had to cancel at the end of last year because the roads were undrivable due to heavy snow and ice. Current condition, significantly better, but not ideal.
January 6, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Good morning, friends.
Today I'm going to deliver my loads of grain that I had to cancel at the end of last year because the roads were undrivable due to heavy snow and ice. Current condition, significantly better, but not ideal.
Today I'm going to deliver my loads of grain that I had to cancel at the end of last year because the roads were undrivable due to heavy snow and ice. Current condition, significantly better, but not ideal.
Good Sunday morning, friends.
Off to the semi finals at curling today. I really do enjoy that sport but fuck me, it can be hard on my tired old body at times.
Off to the semi finals at curling today. I really do enjoy that sport but fuck me, it can be hard on my tired old body at times.
January 4, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Good Sunday morning, friends.
Off to the semi finals at curling today. I really do enjoy that sport but fuck me, it can be hard on my tired old body at times.
Off to the semi finals at curling today. I really do enjoy that sport but fuck me, it can be hard on my tired old body at times.
Happy 2nd day of the new year.
Christmas is coming down in our house. Which is a little sad. But, now our countdown calendar can get reset to winter vacation. Which is really nice, aside from me being skeptical about fitting into my beach attire. 😬
Christmas is coming down in our house. Which is a little sad. But, now our countdown calendar can get reset to winter vacation. Which is really nice, aside from me being skeptical about fitting into my beach attire. 😬
January 2, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Happy 2nd day of the new year.
Christmas is coming down in our house. Which is a little sad. But, now our countdown calendar can get reset to winter vacation. Which is really nice, aside from me being skeptical about fitting into my beach attire. 😬
Christmas is coming down in our house. Which is a little sad. But, now our countdown calendar can get reset to winter vacation. Which is really nice, aside from me being skeptical about fitting into my beach attire. 😬
Good morning, friends.
I am slowly beginning to not feel like shit all the time. Which I believe, may have been attributed to the massive uptick in sugar over the last couple weeks due to the fact I am week and like cookies too much. So, completely self inflicted.
I am slowly beginning to not feel like shit all the time. Which I believe, may have been attributed to the massive uptick in sugar over the last couple weeks due to the fact I am week and like cookies too much. So, completely self inflicted.
December 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Good morning, friends.
I am slowly beginning to not feel like shit all the time. Which I believe, may have been attributed to the massive uptick in sugar over the last couple weeks due to the fact I am week and like cookies too much. So, completely self inflicted.
I am slowly beginning to not feel like shit all the time. Which I believe, may have been attributed to the massive uptick in sugar over the last couple weeks due to the fact I am week and like cookies too much. So, completely self inflicted.
Hey friends.
Coldest day of this winter, so far. Gonna have to bundle up cause I've got shit to do today.
Sorry about the headache hair.
Fucking migraines.
Coldest day of this winter, so far. Gonna have to bundle up cause I've got shit to do today.
Sorry about the headache hair.
Fucking migraines.
December 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Hey friends.
Coldest day of this winter, so far. Gonna have to bundle up cause I've got shit to do today.
Sorry about the headache hair.
Fucking migraines.
Coldest day of this winter, so far. Gonna have to bundle up cause I've got shit to do today.
Sorry about the headache hair.
Fucking migraines.
Morning, people from here.
I am somewhat discouraged this morning. I have been trying, for the last while. Trying to eat better and snack less. Stretches and incorporating exercises bike rides into my evenings, yet for the last 2 weeks, stuck at 211 lbs.
Mood: 91% somewhat bummed.
I am somewhat discouraged this morning. I have been trying, for the last while. Trying to eat better and snack less. Stretches and incorporating exercises bike rides into my evenings, yet for the last 2 weeks, stuck at 211 lbs.
Mood: 91% somewhat bummed.
November 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Morning, people from here.
I am somewhat discouraged this morning. I have been trying, for the last while. Trying to eat better and snack less. Stretches and incorporating exercises bike rides into my evenings, yet for the last 2 weeks, stuck at 211 lbs.
Mood: 91% somewhat bummed.
I am somewhat discouraged this morning. I have been trying, for the last while. Trying to eat better and snack less. Stretches and incorporating exercises bike rides into my evenings, yet for the last 2 weeks, stuck at 211 lbs.
Mood: 91% somewhat bummed.
Good morning, friends.
Headache has subsided, for the most part. Definitely more migraine days in the last month than not.
This is kind of a dumb pose. Sorry for that.
Headache has subsided, for the most part. Definitely more migraine days in the last month than not.
This is kind of a dumb pose. Sorry for that.
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Good morning, friends.
Headache has subsided, for the most part. Definitely more migraine days in the last month than not.
This is kind of a dumb pose. Sorry for that.
Headache has subsided, for the most part. Definitely more migraine days in the last month than not.
This is kind of a dumb pose. Sorry for that.
Good morning, friends.
So, I woke up this morning with uncharacteristically less pain and somewhat increased mobility. Now I'm concerned as to what the fuck is going on and am waiting for the inevitable other shoe to drop. 😳
So, I woke up this morning with uncharacteristically less pain and somewhat increased mobility. Now I'm concerned as to what the fuck is going on and am waiting for the inevitable other shoe to drop. 😳
October 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Good morning, friends.
So, I woke up this morning with uncharacteristically less pain and somewhat increased mobility. Now I'm concerned as to what the fuck is going on and am waiting for the inevitable other shoe to drop. 😳
So, I woke up this morning with uncharacteristically less pain and somewhat increased mobility. Now I'm concerned as to what the fuck is going on and am waiting for the inevitable other shoe to drop. 😳
Good Monday morning, friends.
So, curling season begins tonight. I am hoping that this tired old body does not fail me and that I can still preform a reasonable slide. Guess we'll see.
But first, the coffee.
So, curling season begins tonight. I am hoping that this tired old body does not fail me and that I can still preform a reasonable slide. Guess we'll see.
But first, the coffee.
October 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Good Monday morning, friends.
So, curling season begins tonight. I am hoping that this tired old body does not fail me and that I can still preform a reasonable slide. Guess we'll see.
But first, the coffee.
So, curling season begins tonight. I am hoping that this tired old body does not fail me and that I can still preform a reasonable slide. Guess we'll see.
But first, the coffee.
The inevitable transition to every morning being a frosty morning gets tougher to handle, with every year I get older.
October 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The inevitable transition to every morning being a frosty morning gets tougher to handle, with every year I get older.
Good morning, friends.
Outside coffee is almost always the best coffee. ☕️
Outside coffee is almost always the best coffee. ☕️
August 31, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Good morning, friends.
Outside coffee is almost always the best coffee. ☕️
Outside coffee is almost always the best coffee. ☕️
Hey guys.
So, I'm at the lake. Which isn't technically on the lake, but I like it nonetheless. Anyways. I'm finding it difficult to find any sort of relaxation in these last days of summer cause I cannot stop stressing about all the work I have waiting impatiently at home for my return. 😕
So, I'm at the lake. Which isn't technically on the lake, but I like it nonetheless. Anyways. I'm finding it difficult to find any sort of relaxation in these last days of summer cause I cannot stop stressing about all the work I have waiting impatiently at home for my return. 😕
August 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Hey guys.
So, I'm at the lake. Which isn't technically on the lake, but I like it nonetheless. Anyways. I'm finding it difficult to find any sort of relaxation in these last days of summer cause I cannot stop stressing about all the work I have waiting impatiently at home for my return. 😕
So, I'm at the lake. Which isn't technically on the lake, but I like it nonetheless. Anyways. I'm finding it difficult to find any sort of relaxation in these last days of summer cause I cannot stop stressing about all the work I have waiting impatiently at home for my return. 😕
Good morning, friends.
As usual, I am working my tired ass off. Unfortunately, that does not equate to any weight loss. But, I'll continue to work on that too.
As usual, I am working my tired ass off. Unfortunately, that does not equate to any weight loss. But, I'll continue to work on that too.
August 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Good morning, friends.
As usual, I am working my tired ass off. Unfortunately, that does not equate to any weight loss. But, I'll continue to work on that too.
As usual, I am working my tired ass off. Unfortunately, that does not equate to any weight loss. But, I'll continue to work on that too.
Good morning, clear blue skyers.
I have a daunting amount of shit to do this month.
Also, I have zero motivation to begin any of those tasks.
I have a daunting amount of shit to do this month.
Also, I have zero motivation to begin any of those tasks.
August 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Good morning, clear blue skyers.
I have a daunting amount of shit to do this month.
Also, I have zero motivation to begin any of those tasks.
I have a daunting amount of shit to do this month.
Also, I have zero motivation to begin any of those tasks.
Lookit all that colour!
July 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Lookit all that colour!
Good morning, clear blue skyers.
Gonna be a super day.
So, um, stay home and work or go boating? 🤔
Gonna be a super day.
So, um, stay home and work or go boating? 🤔
July 30, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Good morning, clear blue skyers.
Gonna be a super day.
So, um, stay home and work or go boating? 🤔
Gonna be a super day.
So, um, stay home and work or go boating? 🤔
Good morning, friends. And Happy Canada Day, if you hail from north of the 49th.
This is where I come to find my calm.
This is where I come to find my calm.
July 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Good morning, friends. And Happy Canada Day, if you hail from north of the 49th.
This is where I come to find my calm.
This is where I come to find my calm.
Status:
Still alive.
78% indifferent.
Still alive.
78% indifferent.
June 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Status:
Still alive.
78% indifferent.
Still alive.
78% indifferent.
Good morning, everyone.
Bit of rain last night and more forecasted for tomorrow. Today, on the other hand, may, in fact, be a field day. So, coffee and out the door.
Bit of rain last night and more forecasted for tomorrow. Today, on the other hand, may, in fact, be a field day. So, coffee and out the door.
May 19, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Good morning, everyone.
Bit of rain last night and more forecasted for tomorrow. Today, on the other hand, may, in fact, be a field day. So, coffee and out the door.
Bit of rain last night and more forecasted for tomorrow. Today, on the other hand, may, in fact, be a field day. So, coffee and out the door.
Good morning, friends who are inexplicably still here as I am terrible at interaction on this platform.
May 16, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Good morning, friends who are inexplicably still here as I am terrible at interaction on this platform.
Good morning, BS'ers.
February 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Good morning, BS'ers.