AverageJer
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Wannabe Drifter
Happy to do the kitchen chores
Wannabe Drifter
Happy to do the kitchen chores
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AverageJer
@averagejer.bsky.social
· Mar 22
if you don't have at least 50 songs that are your favorite song we might not understand things the same way
My brain loves nothing more than to get half of a melody with just a vague notion of a word or two from a song I know but can't place stuck in my head on a loop.
December 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
My brain loves nothing more than to get half of a melody with just a vague notion of a word or two from a song I know but can't place stuck in my head on a loop.
Winter is a policy failure- time for a shake up of the board at God Inc....
December 2, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Winter is a policy failure- time for a shake up of the board at God Inc....
Are commercials getting dumber or am I getting smarter?
December 1, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Are commercials getting dumber or am I getting smarter?
I'm starting to distrust math.
one more cab calloway thing: he performed "minnie the moocher" in blues brothers, which was a 1931 song in a 1980 movie, the modern equivalent would be aerosmith performing "back in the saddle" in a movie released this year, you're all welcome
December 1, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I'm starting to distrust math.
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The Strib had this printed up and waiting for fans outside the Metrodome at the end of the Anderson game. Alas...
December 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
The Strib had this printed up and waiting for fans outside the Metrodome at the end of the Anderson game. Alas...
Announcer mentioned that the vikings haven't been shut out in two decades. Wild.
Also, reminds me of the insane fact that the Vikings losing an NFC championship game 41-0 doesn't even crack the top three of most devastating NFC championship game Viking losses.
Also, reminds me of the insane fact that the Vikings losing an NFC championship game 41-0 doesn't even crack the top three of most devastating NFC championship game Viking losses.
November 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Announcer mentioned that the vikings haven't been shut out in two decades. Wild.
Also, reminds me of the insane fact that the Vikings losing an NFC championship game 41-0 doesn't even crack the top three of most devastating NFC championship game Viking losses.
Also, reminds me of the insane fact that the Vikings losing an NFC championship game 41-0 doesn't even crack the top three of most devastating NFC championship game Viking losses.
Gaining 3 yards on first and 10 is weird because both teams are somewhat happy with it yet neither team would agree to just skip first down and start with second and 7.
November 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Gaining 3 yards on first and 10 is weird because both teams are somewhat happy with it yet neither team would agree to just skip first down and start with second and 7.
Good chance to get all of your Xmas shopping next Saturday in St. Paul. Buy from my wife and other local artists. Or just buy from her directly janiemork.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Good chance to get all of your Xmas shopping next Saturday in St. Paul. Buy from my wife and other local artists. Or just buy from her directly janiemork.com
NBA should play 4x5 if a player gets a Flag2.
November 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
NBA should play 4x5 if a player gets a Flag2.
Does @benschleuss.bsky.social get 1/22th of his money back?
November 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Does @benschleuss.bsky.social get 1/22th of his money back?
the start of actual winter weather is a good annual reminder that I hate winter
November 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
the start of actual winter weather is a good annual reminder that I hate winter
Finally starting to warm up after that gopher game.
November 30, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Finally starting to warm up after that gopher game.
Me getting ready to go to the gopher football game today.
a person is holding another person 's head with a scarf around their mouth .
ALT: a person is holding another person 's head with a scarf around their mouth .
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November 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Me getting ready to go to the gopher football game today.
Has anyone tried this new version of Chi-Chi's? Does it hit the nostalgia notes? Good on its own? Can it be accessed without getting sucked into the vortex of black friday shoppers at the west end?
November 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Has anyone tried this new version of Chi-Chi's? Does it hit the nostalgia notes? Good on its own? Can it be accessed without getting sucked into the vortex of black friday shoppers at the west end?
I know its a day late for this but I'll say it anyway:
I'm thankful for the immigrants in across my community and state, what they bring to the economy, the jobs they fill, the joy they bring, everything.
I'm thankful for the immigrants in across my community and state, what they bring to the economy, the jobs they fill, the joy they bring, everything.
November 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I know its a day late for this but I'll say it anyway:
I'm thankful for the immigrants in across my community and state, what they bring to the economy, the jobs they fill, the joy they bring, everything.
I'm thankful for the immigrants in across my community and state, what they bring to the economy, the jobs they fill, the joy they bring, everything.
I have incredible news ya'll - it's only friday.
November 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I have incredible news ya'll - it's only friday.
Introduce yourself with 5 tacos you have eaten:
Al Pastor (Mexico city stand)
Walking (some kids birthday I think)
Barbacoa (Victor Hugo truck)
Bell (various)
Carnitas (homemade)
Al Pastor (Mexico city stand)
Walking (some kids birthday I think)
Barbacoa (Victor Hugo truck)
Bell (various)
Carnitas (homemade)
November 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 tacos you have eaten:
Al Pastor (Mexico city stand)
Walking (some kids birthday I think)
Barbacoa (Victor Hugo truck)
Bell (various)
Carnitas (homemade)
Al Pastor (Mexico city stand)
Walking (some kids birthday I think)
Barbacoa (Victor Hugo truck)
Bell (various)
Carnitas (homemade)
One interesting thing to think about when contemplating a possible Ja Morant to the Wolves trade is that the Grizzlies are the only team in the NBA that it doesn't feel cruel to trade Conely too.
November 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
One interesting thing to think about when contemplating a possible Ja Morant to the Wolves trade is that the Grizzlies are the only team in the NBA that it doesn't feel cruel to trade Conely too.
Finally get a chance to settle in and watch MST3K Turkey Day and they are just starting Boggy Creek, which is a favorite, but also the one we watched most recently. So its back to football, for now.
November 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Finally get a chance to settle in and watch MST3K Turkey Day and they are just starting Boggy Creek, which is a favorite, but also the one we watched most recently. So its back to football, for now.
Big dinner at a weird time means late morning tamales from Andale is the perfect family snack.
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Big dinner at a weird time means late morning tamales from Andale is the perfect family snack.
It's super cool how we have landed in a future where you get multiple emails every day from every store you have ever shopped at.
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
It's super cool how we have landed in a future where you get multiple emails every day from every store you have ever shopped at.
One thing Ive noticed is that when I spend the night adding songs to the streaming queue I end up really liking all the songs.
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
One thing Ive noticed is that when I spend the night adding songs to the streaming queue I end up really liking all the songs.
I really didn't like the Neutral Milk Hotel album when I first heard it so it pains to me to admit that the carrot flowers song has really grown on me.
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I really didn't like the Neutral Milk Hotel album when I first heard it so it pains to me to admit that the carrot flowers song has really grown on me.
Underrated combo: bourbon and dark chocolate.
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Underrated combo: bourbon and dark chocolate.
I'm thankful for food, music, cities, hot sauce, wilderness, and sports and that I can find friends, acquaintances, and strangers who are willing to talk about these things on the internet.
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I'm thankful for food, music, cities, hot sauce, wilderness, and sports and that I can find friends, acquaintances, and strangers who are willing to talk about these things on the internet.