AverageJer
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Happy to do the kitchen chores
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AverageJer
@averagejer.bsky.social
· Mar 22
if you don't have at least 50 songs that are your favorite song we might not understand things the same way
Pretty cool that in these divided times everyone in America can come together to root against Kansas City's football team.
December 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Pretty cool that in these divided times everyone in America can come together to root against Kansas City's football team.
Did anyone accidentally buy Mac DeMarco First Ave tickets that they want to sell me at face value so I can give them to my daughter for xmas?
December 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Did anyone accidentally buy Mac DeMarco First Ave tickets that they want to sell me at face value so I can give them to my daughter for xmas?
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
Good weekend night activity is to listen to records while cooking dinner and then listen to music on a bluetooth speaker while watching the wolves win and then keep going with the music while watching the stupidest horror movie you can find on Tubi.
December 7, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Good weekend night activity is to listen to records while cooking dinner and then listen to music on a bluetooth speaker while watching the wolves win and then keep going with the music while watching the stupidest horror movie you can find on Tubi.
No Rain by Blind Melon is like all of the 90s rock genres mixed together into one perfect super song.
December 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
No Rain by Blind Melon is like all of the 90s rock genres mixed together into one perfect super song.
Wolves have a chance to give me two kinds of joy at once- the kind I feel when the wolves win AND the kind feel when teams like the Clippers have bad losses.
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Wolves have a chance to give me two kinds of joy at once- the kind I feel when the wolves win AND the kind feel when teams like the Clippers have bad losses.
It's incredibly stupid that I sometimes see people post about Eric Clapton being a great guitarist but I never see people posting about how amazing of a songwriter Sophia Regina Allison (Soccer Mommy) is.
December 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
It's incredibly stupid that I sometimes see people post about Eric Clapton being a great guitarist but I never see people posting about how amazing of a songwriter Sophia Regina Allison (Soccer Mommy) is.
The next 24 minutes of basketball will tell us a lot about how the wolves played in this game.
December 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The next 24 minutes of basketball will tell us a lot about how the wolves played in this game.
I hate to be the one to break it to you that Makes No Sense at All by Husker Du is really just a retelling of Flirtin’ with Disaster by Molly Hatchet.
December 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I hate to be the one to break it to you that Makes No Sense at All by Husker Du is really just a retelling of Flirtin’ with Disaster by Molly Hatchet.
If you could only have one herb obviously you would choose basil but, with all due respect to cilantro, I think second choice is rosemary.
December 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
If you could only have one herb obviously you would choose basil but, with all due respect to cilantro, I think second choice is rosemary.
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
There is, as far as I can tell, no rule against making an already good day even better.
December 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
There is, as far as I can tell, no rule against making an already good day even better.
Highland Park Middle School gets it.
December 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Highland Park Middle School gets it.
Do you think MLS would be willing to hold off on playing the second half for a few hours until I get back from art fair load out?
December 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Do you think MLS would be willing to hold off on playing the second half for a few hours until I get back from art fair load out?
Somebody needs to re-write Dante’s Inferno now that we know about going to Target during the month of December.
December 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Somebody needs to re-write Dante’s Inferno now that we know about going to Target during the month of December.
These are part of my @toadsongs.bsky.social “Toad About Town” series of color pencil drawings.
December 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
These are part of my @toadsongs.bsky.social “Toad About Town” series of color pencil drawings.
I’ve reached that awkward “oldest person at the concert / youngest person at the physical therapy office” age in life.
December 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I’ve reached that awkward “oldest person at the concert / youngest person at the physical therapy office” age in life.
The real four horsemen of the apocalypse.
December 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The real four horsemen of the apocalypse.
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Times are tough. Did you know LomaBonita in Richfield gives day old tortillas away FOR FREE? If you needed another reason to shop there, this is it.
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December 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Times are tough. Did you know LomaBonita in Richfield gives day old tortillas away FOR FREE? If you needed another reason to shop there, this is it.
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Post four of the best memes you’ve made.
December 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Post four of the best memes you’ve made.
The most incredible thing about the great 2025 Cities 97 radio gaffe is that anyone noticed. I don't think I've had that station on in like 12 years. Do they still mostly just play the BoDeens?
December 3, 2025 at 4:20 AM
The most incredible thing about the great 2025 Cities 97 radio gaffe is that anyone noticed. I don't think I've had that station on in like 12 years. Do they still mostly just play the BoDeens?
I think if I was in Sri Lanka I would want food other than pizza but also this looks fun for pizza hut.
Pizza Hut - Ja-Ela; A3, Ja-Ela, Sri Lanka https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=7.0750212%2C79.8915763&query_place_id=ChIJJbUJTMnw4joRbG4Uyns93Us
December 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I think if I was in Sri Lanka I would want food other than pizza but also this looks fun for pizza hut.
Not sure anyone needs 5 more minutes of this game.
December 3, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Not sure anyone needs 5 more minutes of this game.
My brain loves nothing more than to get half of a melody with just a vague notion of a word or two from a song I know but can't place stuck in my head on a loop.
December 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
My brain loves nothing more than to get half of a melody with just a vague notion of a word or two from a song I know but can't place stuck in my head on a loop.
Winter is a policy failure- time for a shake up of the board at God Inc....
December 2, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Winter is a policy failure- time for a shake up of the board at God Inc....