AverageJer
@averagejer.bsky.social
Timberwolves|Music|Food
Wannabe Drifter
Happy to do the kitchen chores
Wannabe Drifter
Happy to do the kitchen chores
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AverageJer
@averagejer.bsky.social
· Mar 22
if you don't have at least 50 songs that are your favorite song we might not understand things the same way
While all of you are there anyway please can someone convince Peninsula Malaysian to reopen their dining room. I miss it so much.
January 25, 2026 at 2:57 AM
While all of you are there anyway please can someone convince Peninsula Malaysian to reopen their dining room. I miss it so much.
Look, I know none of us are being chased out of the twin cities but just out of curiosity, where have you been offered to come stay so far? I’ve got London and Portland.
January 25, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Look, I know none of us are being chased out of the twin cities but just out of curiosity, where have you been offered to come stay so far? I’ve got London and Portland.
Anyway, although I’m anxious to get back to Minnesota this is what the Grand Canyon looks like on a snowy day.
January 25, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Anyway, although I’m anxious to get back to Minnesota this is what the Grand Canyon looks like on a snowy day.
I’m at a point where a video of a dog getting a bone makes me cry. Legit wondering if I will ever relax again.
January 25, 2026 at 1:24 AM
I’m at a point where a video of a dog getting a bone makes me cry. Legit wondering if I will ever relax again.
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We're going to make it after all.
On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”
January 23, 2026 at 11:07 PM
We're going to make it after all.
I’ve been having a hard time not being home today due to a planned trip but seeing Flagstaff show up for Minneapolis really helped.
January 24, 2026 at 12:28 AM
I’ve been having a hard time not being home today due to a planned trip but seeing Flagstaff show up for Minneapolis really helped.
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
People understand the difference between 80 and 60 degrees or 50 and 30 degrees but unless you have felt it there is no way to understand the difference between zero and minus 20.
January 23, 2026 at 3:57 PM
People understand the difference between 80 and 60 degrees or 50 and 30 degrees but unless you have felt it there is no way to understand the difference between zero and minus 20.
Trying to decide if there are more sirens than usual or if I'm more sensitive to them. Both probably.
January 23, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Trying to decide if there are more sirens than usual or if I'm more sensitive to them. Both probably.
Soccer Mommy
Camp Cope
The Beths
Babes in Toyland
Snail Mail
Camp Cope
The Beths
Babes in Toyland
Snail Mail
Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers
Indigo Girls
Blondie
The Go-Go's
Valerie June
Vanity 6
Indigo Girls
Blondie
The Go-Go's
Valerie June
Vanity 6
Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers
Brandi Carlisle
Shawn Colvin
Mavis Staples
Brittney Howard
Bonnie Raitt
Brandi Carlisle
Shawn Colvin
Mavis Staples
Brittney Howard
Bonnie Raitt
January 23, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Soccer Mommy
Camp Cope
The Beths
Babes in Toyland
Snail Mail
Camp Cope
The Beths
Babes in Toyland
Snail Mail
Loma Bonita Market in Richfield is beautiful. They put so much work and detail into revitalizing a long empty space. Also, the strawberry Tres Leche cake is delicious. I really hope they can survive this much loss of business so soon after opening.
January 22, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Loma Bonita Market in Richfield is beautiful. They put so much work and detail into revitalizing a long empty space. Also, the strawberry Tres Leche cake is delicious. I really hope they can survive this much loss of business so soon after opening.
Hell yeah!
January 21, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Hell yeah!
Is lost bus duck bluesky's first "Temecula" moment?
January 21, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Is lost bus duck bluesky's first "Temecula" moment?
Sports, as a hobby, totally doing its job tonight because now I feel bad about something that doesn't matter. Thank you Timberwolves, please never change.
January 21, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Sports, as a hobby, totally doing its job tonight because now I feel bad about something that doesn't matter. Thank you Timberwolves, please never change.
I feel pretty confident in saying that me and the Miami college football coach wouldn't really get along very well.
January 20, 2026 at 3:06 AM
I feel pretty confident in saying that me and the Miami college football coach wouldn't really get along very well.
Found it oddly soothing to read the outraged comments on the official City of Richfield Facebook page announcement that the Nicollet exit from westbound 494 is now closed forever.
January 20, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Found it oddly soothing to read the outraged comments on the official City of Richfield Facebook page announcement that the Nicollet exit from westbound 494 is now closed forever.
I think ICE and Boarder Patrol should get the fuck out of Minnesota and leave our communities alone. I think that then they should be abolished and not harass any other communities. I also think the US should leave Greenland alone.
January 20, 2026 at 1:38 AM
I think ICE and Boarder Patrol should get the fuck out of Minnesota and leave our communities alone. I think that then they should be abolished and not harass any other communities. I also think the US should leave Greenland alone.
The thing about college football is you really only need to watch the last five minutes.
January 20, 2026 at 1:08 AM
The thing about college football is you really only need to watch the last five minutes.
Apparently you can have Saturday dumpling club on mondays too!
January 19, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Apparently you can have Saturday dumpling club on mondays too!
I gotta stop rooting for teams becuse as soon as god knows who I’m rooting for he makes them lose.
January 19, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I gotta stop rooting for teams becuse as soon as god knows who I’m rooting for he makes them lose.
Sports!!! Holy shit.
January 19, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Sports!!! Holy shit.
Arthur Treachers on Lake Street.
Sunday night timeline cleanse
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
January 19, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Arthur Treachers on Lake Street.
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I will admit the high price of groceries is really hitting me right now because I’M BUYING GROCERIES TO DELIVER TO MY NEIGHBORS WHO CAN’T LEAVE THE HOUSE BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT HAS SENT AN OCCUPYING FORCE OF FUCKSTICKS TO MY CITY.
NEW: In this interview, Chuck Schumer describes the "five buckets" Dems think are key to their possibly winning a Senate majority in 2026: housing, "the high price of food [and] food monopolies playing a major role there," electricity, "the high cost of childcare," and health care.
Zero Chucks Left to Give
Chuck Schumer now sees a path back to the majority. Can he manage his way through it?
www.thebulwark.com
January 19, 2026 at 2:02 AM
I will admit the high price of groceries is really hitting me right now because I’M BUYING GROCERIES TO DELIVER TO MY NEIGHBORS WHO CAN’T LEAVE THE HOUSE BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT HAS SENT AN OCCUPYING FORCE OF FUCKSTICKS TO MY CITY.
My only remaining question about this Bears team is when will they record the remake of the Super Bowl Shuffle? Is it after they win tonight or do they need to win the NFC championship game first?
January 19, 2026 at 1:56 AM
My only remaining question about this Bears team is when will they record the remake of the Super Bowl Shuffle? Is it after they win tonight or do they need to win the NFC championship game first?
I’m not big in New Year’s resolutions in general but I really do hope that in 2026 I do a better job of proof reading my social media posts.
January 19, 2026 at 12:50 AM
I’m not big in New Year’s resolutions in general but I really do hope that in 2026 I do a better job of proof reading my social media posts.