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Kirk the Orange!🍊
So I’m already disappointed that the Chiefs are in for the third time in a row, but now I’m straight up not watching this shit. Only Kendrick’s halftime show seems appealing now😂
February 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
😂😂
February 2, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Our new DUI hire Defense Secretary has ALOT of questions to answer.

My condolences to all friends and family of the victims involved in this tragic accident🙏🙏
January 30, 2025 at 5:02 AM
The prices of eggs dropped so hard for a few seconds, that they actually bounced back up😂
January 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
What do you mean “only one thing”?

He and all of the other talk show hosts are about to make loads of cash under Trump’s term!
January 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
This is what I’ll still call it
January 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Why does my humor work like this?🤣
January 20, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Of course Matt is publicly obsessing over what kids are doing in their free time😂
January 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
He thinks just because he has so many kids that he knows what he’s talking about… I think the reason is simply because his pullout game is weaker than light beer😂💀
January 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I don’t care what an 82 year old centrist thinks.

I do care, however, if this gets passed, and the fact that this was declined once by a national archivist once in the past doesn’t give me hope.

I encourage everyone reading this to stir the pot and march for this to get passed if we want it to!
January 17, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Welp, it was a great era for us all…

It’s probably for the better since this app is bad for my mental health.

What hurts the most is that THIS is what our government cares about instead of homelessness, or our crippling healthcare costs.
January 17, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Still hard to imagine that we were the first nation to put a man on the moon, now we’ve downgraded to this.

Not saying the other candidate was good. They both accepted the endorsements and donations from billionaires and didn’t speak out against Citizens United, nor ran on huge systemic change.
January 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
God speed to Canada🙏🇨🇦
January 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
To anyone who lives in the D.C. area, you know what to do…😂
January 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
What a surprise!

Rob deleted this post after a quick fact check showed that vehicle didn’t even cross the border.

Someone give him a red nose and afro😂🤡
January 2, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Don’t let the door hit ya!😂
December 31, 2024 at 3:02 AM
To one of the last few great Presidents, Rest in Peace President Jimmy Carter🙏
December 29, 2024 at 9:13 PM
I just woke up to 1 THOUSAND FUCKING people following me after a 3 hour nap. Thank you guys so much😂🙏🦋
December 28, 2024 at 11:46 PM
I was too late to catch the exact number, but thanks for 900 followers!!!!
December 17, 2024 at 7:13 AM
December 16, 2024 at 12:20 PM
The biggest “Hell no!” in the history of Hell no’s!😂
December 15, 2024 at 8:39 PM
This guy could literally say “I will destroy your economy” while waving his small pp around, and his followers would still somehow support him🤦‍♀️
December 15, 2024 at 6:26 AM
It’s also “very hard” for him to keep his fucking eyes open💀
December 13, 2024 at 2:15 AM
It’s time to start saying SLEEPY DON for the next 4 years!!!!!!!
December 13, 2024 at 2:14 AM
I knew Donnie would simp for Kari Lake eventually!
December 12, 2024 at 8:17 AM