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Kirk the Orange!🍊
So I’m back on this app after getting banned on Twitter lol. I posted a joke about Charlie Kirk.

“Riddle me this conservatives, if Charlie Kirk wasn’t su*cidal, why didn’t he move his neck out of the way?🤔”

So much for “free speech”😂
October 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I mean, it was inevitable that the 2 egomaniacs couldn’t breathe together for long, but I wasn’t expecting Musk to insinuate Trump of being a Pedo on the *list* (we already knew that), while crashing his stock in such spectacular fashion, however.

This country is run by fucking babies.
June 6, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I’m back!! And guess what…

8647!
May 17, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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I’m George Takei and I approve of this message.
February 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
So I’m already disappointed that the Chiefs are in for the third time in a row, but now I’m straight up not watching this shit. Only Kendrick’s halftime show seems appealing now😂
February 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
It’s a fucking coup (a semi coup), call it what it really is!

It IS good to see mainstream Democrats like Murphy not being so fucking passive, however.
Murphy: "This is a constitutional crisis that we are in today. Let's call it what it is."
February 4, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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This is so good.
February 4, 2025 at 7:08 AM
😂😂
February 2, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Maybe it’s when 1 week ago, Trump fired non partisan federal employees of the TSA and Coast Guard, when he paused the hiring of new ATCs, or maybe the fact we literally have a guy who was fired for alcohol abuse in charge of our military who could’ve miscommunicated with that helicopter pilot!
The USA has had two major plane crashes in the last 4 days.

The USA had previously not suffered a major plane crash for 16 years.

‘DEI’ programs have existed for decades.

So what was it that changed in the last 14 days or so to suddenly cause so many crashes?
February 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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You're not overwhelmed. You're under attack.
February 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Our new DUI hire Defense Secretary has ALOT of questions to answer.

My condolences to all friends and family of the victims involved in this tragic accident🙏🙏
January 30, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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this is how it feels to reach 30 MILLION users!!!
January 29, 2025 at 4:21 AM
The prices of eggs dropped so hard for a few seconds, that they actually bounced back up😂
January 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Most empires fall after 250 years, and America is close to 249.

I don’t see this the same pessimistic way that liberals see it.

I see it as a GOOD form of falling. Where true progressives take over and put an end to the American oligarchy!

🤞
January 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
America is not moving further to the right just because Trump won. Most of Trump’s voters were independent voters who saw no other way out. Instead, most of America lost faith in the Democratic establishment.

I did too.
January 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
After watching Hegseth get confirmed, Ukraine’s death sentence is gonna come within the next few months😢💙💛🇺🇦
January 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
What do you mean “only one thing”?

He and all of the other talk show hosts are about to make loads of cash under Trump’s term!
January 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Today, honor a King, not a Felon. #mlkday2025
January 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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January 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
This is what I’ll still call it
January 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Also, I found it WAY TOO funny when the singer there was about to sing “America the Beautiful”, and the music didn’t play.

I think Trump stepped on the cord😂
January 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Trump’s speech dead ass felt like if a 14 year old did an inaugural address for their talent show😂

He’s talking about forcing (most likely an invasion) Panama to give the Canal back to us, and putting our flag on Mars instead of telling us how to decrease food and gas prices like he wanted.🤦‍♀️😂
January 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I just got done watching the inauguration through Brian Tyler Cohen’s YT channel, and I just want to say that you should go to all of your family members and tell them how much you love them, to prove a point that there is someone who loves their family more than Trump loves himself😂

Stay strong💪💙🇺🇸
January 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
He couldn’t imagine or cope staying with Musk for 4 years😂
Looks like DOGE just made its first cut
January 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Why does my humor work like this?🤣
January 20, 2025 at 6:12 AM