awardless.bsky.social
awardless.bsky.social
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This cost each American $120.
November 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Holy crap. It's a thing.
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
My dyslexic ass read that last line as "Americans don't eat dog food." and then my adhd kicked in and I thought "I didn't know they used Hazelnuts in dog food."

Getting the most out of social media since 2001.
November 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
What's the over / under on "They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats."
November 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
...and Gen Z boys gonna find it tough to find a date.
November 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
We need photos and videos for context.
November 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
No. Canada spends half per capita compared to the US. There's plenty of money in the system to cover everyone in the US. Tying healthcare to a job is just cruel. We can cover everyone. Period.
November 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Reposted by awardless.bsky.social
This will be the 7th game I've ever watched so I have no guesses 🤷🏻‍♀️, but I will make some after game predictions:

1. When we win Trump will put tariffs on us because he's a man-baby sore-loser.

2. Ice will be waiting for the Dodgers plane to land and detain all the brown players as "illegals".
November 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Holy crap. Thanks.
October 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Does anyone know what they were doing? He's on the riser, walks around the room clockwise, then ends up back on the riser.

Gave off Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show vibes.
October 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Me too. Until it comes can you spot me $20?
October 29, 2025 at 2:34 PM
It's not at all reasonable to think you can tweak the Democratic platform, and it'll magically swing voters whose main motivation is to own the libs.

I have a family full of the later.
October 27, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Does that include quote reposts?
October 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Ryan Key is 45 years old. Just sayin'
October 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Imagine Bolton's dismay when he's being vilified by R's and supported by D's.
October 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Might wanna hire her a tutor for English there chief.
October 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Moved the Fam from MW to WC. Kids were teenagers at the time.

Kids: This is awful!
Me: It could be worse.
Kids: How?
Me: We could be moving from the WC to the MW.

Took a couple years before they laughed at that joke.
October 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I am Spartacus!
October 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I wouldn't be so sure of that.
October 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Look what the Democrats made me do.
October 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I pretty sure a presidential pardon doesn't apply to the Hauge.
October 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Co-starring Max Headroom
October 2, 2025 at 11:55 PM