It makes me so fucking mad that this piece of shit can sign so many of these dumb ass executive orders and Biden could have done the same thing about student loan debt but didn't.

It's not even two months and he had to do an address cause the economy is shit

american masculinity is so amazing. caring about clothes as a man apparently makes you "gay" but our position on geopolitics totally depends on whether you wear a suit

I love this time of year because people will post something super dramatic and vague like “Nooooooo” and I can’t tell if it’s about football or *gestures outside window* all of this.

Donold says he will rename the “Gulf of Mexico” the “Gulf of America.”

Still no plans for eggs or gas.

I must be sadistic for watching the Niners lose the Superbowl in HD. But this Netflix documentary is so damn goooood

First tweet shall be...I hate Elon