Amesower
@awesomer.bsky.social
Jerk of all trades; master of pun
La Brea Rugs: The carpet for your tar pit
January 26, 2026 at 1:49 AM
La Brea Rugs: The carpet for your tar pit
This is my neighbor Hooch. He’s giving me a dirty look because I stopped petting him to take his picture.
January 24, 2026 at 6:05 PM
This is my neighbor Hooch. He’s giving me a dirty look because I stopped petting him to take his picture.
Today I learned that the first word of the Smashing Pumpkins song “Disarm” is “disarm.”
January 22, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Today I learned that the first word of the Smashing Pumpkins song “Disarm” is “disarm.”
I had a dream last night that it happened on July 4, so mark your calendars, folks.
January 21, 2026 at 2:32 PM
I had a dream last night that it happened on July 4, so mark your calendars, folks.
Coney Island in winter
January 20, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Coney Island in winter
2018: Oh cool, my wife is helping unionize her workplace.
2026: My wife has to testify about her retaliatory firing.
Fun times!
2026: My wife has to testify about her retaliatory firing.
Fun times!
January 20, 2026 at 7:59 PM
2018: Oh cool, my wife is helping unionize her workplace.
2026: My wife has to testify about her retaliatory firing.
Fun times!
2026: My wife has to testify about her retaliatory firing.
Fun times!
Imagine Walt Whitman and Walter White having a podcast.
WW: I am the one who knocks.
WW: I am large, I contain multitudes.
WW: I am the one who knocks.
WW: I am large, I contain multitudes.
January 19, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Imagine Walt Whitman and Walter White having a podcast.
WW: I am the one who knocks.
WW: I am large, I contain multitudes.
WW: I am the one who knocks.
WW: I am large, I contain multitudes.
Why is it called knocking people down and not mistrust falls?
January 18, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Why is it called knocking people down and not mistrust falls?
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Poutine! at the Diner
January 15, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Poutine! at the Diner
Pole to Pole? Is that the new gay skiing show everyone is talking about?
January 15, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Pole to Pole? Is that the new gay skiing show everyone is talking about?
There's a brutalist sculpture in the park by my apartment that's fun to take pictures of.
January 14, 2026 at 8:51 PM
There's a brutalist sculpture in the park by my apartment that's fun to take pictures of.
Thinking and people watching The Chair Company with no familiarity with Tim Robinson’s oeuvre and wondering what they make of lines like “I'm right about a lot of things that people have zero clue that they even know is going on.”
January 14, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Thinking and people watching The Chair Company with no familiarity with Tim Robinson’s oeuvre and wondering what they make of lines like “I'm right about a lot of things that people have zero clue that they even know is going on.”
Want to feel old? If so, why?
January 13, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Want to feel old? If so, why?
This might be the worst joke possible.
January 10, 2026 at 11:43 PM
This might be the worst joke possible.
Because he’s British.
January 8, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Because he’s British.
"Hello, It's a-Me"
—Mario Rundgren
—Mario Rundgren
January 8, 2026 at 7:54 PM
"Hello, It's a-Me"
—Mario Rundgren
—Mario Rundgren
This morning I was listening to a podcast where they mentioned an intact carnyx found in Norfolk, and now my timeline is also talking about that carnyx. Pretty cool!
January 7, 2026 at 2:35 PM
This morning I was listening to a podcast where they mentioned an intact carnyx found in Norfolk, and now my timeline is also talking about that carnyx. Pretty cool!
My sons are both playing different Sigur Rós songs at each other simultaneously to prove a point.
January 6, 2026 at 2:57 AM
My sons are both playing different Sigur Rós songs at each other simultaneously to prove a point.
Alright, time for some new lang syne!
January 1, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Alright, time for some new lang syne!
Dick Clark’s Ryan Seachris Steakhouse
January 1, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Dick Clark’s Ryan Seachris Steakhouse