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i think i’m a lot funnier than i really am
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new sitcom idea: take two heterosexual men and watch them not be. dire straights. on streaming now. nine seasons and a straight (ha) to dvd movie. also one of them is mark knopfler that's kind of important to the branding
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
new sitcom idea: take two heterosexual men and watch them not be. dire straights. on streaming now. nine seasons and a straight (ha) to dvd movie. also one of them is mark knopfler that's kind of important to the branding
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
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MLS is moving to multiple divisions and a playoff format where if you lose against good teams you drop down and play bad teams. What if they combined these ideas? Top teams play against each other in one division, and the losers drop to a worse division next season — could be really innovative
November 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
MLS is moving to multiple divisions and a playoff format where if you lose against good teams you drop down and play bad teams. What if they combined these ideas? Top teams play against each other in one division, and the losers drop to a worse division next season — could be really innovative
i’m kinda like a ghost except i’m not
November 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
i’m kinda like a ghost except i’m not
i like it when songs censor swears not by cutting them out. or replacing them, but by bleeping them. that’s so strange why would you do that
November 9, 2025 at 1:11 PM
i like it when songs censor swears not by cutting them out. or replacing them, but by bleeping them. that’s so strange why would you do that
too queer for my irl friends
too straight for my online friends
someone should make a secret third thing for old horses like me
too straight for my online friends
someone should make a secret third thing for old horses like me
November 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
too queer for my irl friends
too straight for my online friends
someone should make a secret third thing for old horses like me
too straight for my online friends
someone should make a secret third thing for old horses like me
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:( one of my tumblr mutuals (won’t leak their name out of respect for their privacy but they used to be vice president) just passed away suddenly
November 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
:( one of my tumblr mutuals (won’t leak their name out of respect for their privacy but they used to be vice president) just passed away suddenly
honestly more game franchises need to have absurd genre shifts like plants vs zombies did from TDS to over-the-shoulder 3D gritty team-based shooter. basically im asking for the ace attorney fighting game pleeeeease i wanna beat the shit outta eustace winner that bitch
November 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
honestly more game franchises need to have absurd genre shifts like plants vs zombies did from TDS to over-the-shoulder 3D gritty team-based shooter. basically im asking for the ace attorney fighting game pleeeeease i wanna beat the shit outta eustace winner that bitch
t ip of the day: dont listen to your friends i f they ask you to build a quarry with them
October 31, 2025 at 2:09 AM
t ip of the day: dont listen to your friends i f they ask you to build a quarry with them
transplant? i did not know they could do that.
October 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
transplant? i did not know they could do that.
this is. a bit. like if jesus just. descended down to me. i was not freaking out.
October 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
this is. a bit. like if jesus just. descended down to me. i was not freaking out.
i feel like if i have to go through the settings of a website or app or what have you more than once every two years then the website is doing something very wrong
October 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
i feel like if i have to go through the settings of a website or app or what have you more than once every two years then the website is doing something very wrong
new show idea: what if we took the classic nuclear family. and made them yellow…
October 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
new show idea: what if we took the classic nuclear family. and made them yellow…
queens of the bone age
October 22, 2025 at 12:19 PM
queens of the bone age
new law: you have to say “the subway is a WHAT?!” everytime that line comes in interpol’s NYC. you have to.
October 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
new law: you have to say “the subway is a WHAT?!” everytime that line comes in interpol’s NYC. you have to.
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musicians social media handles are either. like. just their first or last name or “@theofficial[insertbandhere]bandaccountmusic”
October 12, 2025 at 12:27 PM
musicians social media handles are either. like. just their first or last name or “@theofficial[insertbandhere]bandaccountmusic”
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heartbreaking: first ever two-person polycule recently split up
October 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
heartbreaking: first ever two-person polycule recently split up