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ess 🤓 eff @awkwardcheeze.bsky.social · 23h

I pray for the fool of a took that picks up that orange

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merritt @merrittk.com · 2d

i dont believe in romantic relationships anymore i just want to work for a cold woman im in love with who occasionally throws me scraps of affection

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ess 🤓 eff @awkwardcheeze.bsky.social · 4d

Are people on linkedin okay? What even is that place anymore

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 4d

after a lot of soul searching i've decided i'm getting a little too old to keep doing mom fucking jokes. talked it through with your grandma in bed last night and she agrees.

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ess 🤓 eff @awkwardcheeze.bsky.social · 6d

Dodgers bullpen. Lol

ess 🤓 eff @awkwardcheeze.bsky.social · 7d

Dodgers bullpen playing like Kawhi endorsing Aspiration.

ess 🤓 eff @awkwardcheeze.bsky.social · 7d

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ess 🤓 eff @awkwardcheeze.bsky.social · 7d

This a bit of a sweaty answer

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ess 🤓 eff @awkwardcheeze.bsky.social · 8d

Does he wear wigs?

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ess 🤓 eff @awkwardcheeze.bsky.social · 8d

Is it on hinge.

Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 9d

Why are all the skeletons in my neighborhood so horny this year

A really really horny Skeleton on all 4s crawling out from under a park bench with a chain in its mouth making a real “hit me, daddy” face, idk what to tell you, I’m just describing what’s here

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ess 🤓 eff @awkwardcheeze.bsky.social · 9d

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ess 🤓 eff @awkwardcheeze.bsky.social · 9d

I get in these weird moods when I eat a PBJ sandwich that it's the best thing I've ever eaten.

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ess 🤓 eff @awkwardcheeze.bsky.social · 9d

I'm just trying to have a career like Kawhi. Let me no show and get money.

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ess 🤓 eff @awkwardcheeze.bsky.social · 10d

oh. okay.

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Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 11d

I think restaurants should stop using brioche buns for burgers. 👆🏾

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ess 🤓 eff @awkwardcheeze.bsky.social · 12d

Bullpen shouldn't be allowed to use.

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ess 🤓 eff @awkwardcheeze.bsky.social · 13d

a man with his eyes closed is saying `` give me a break '' while holding a piece of paper .

ALT: a man with his eyes closed is saying `` give me a break '' while holding a piece of paper .

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ess 🤓 eff @awkwardcheeze.bsky.social · 13d

a young man sitting in front of a laptop with the word pinoy pride written on his face

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ess 🤓 eff @awkwardcheeze.bsky.social · 14d

I would get the longest putting-groceries-in-cart multiplier in history

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ess 🤓 eff @awkwardcheeze.bsky.social · 14d

I'm just going to assume from now on that anyone who ghosts me was raptured.

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ess 🤓 eff @awkwardcheeze.bsky.social · 14d

a cartoon sloth is sitting at a desk looking at a tablet computer .

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ess 🤓 eff @awkwardcheeze.bsky.social · 14d

Corel

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 16d

Wallace Shaw in My Dinner with Andre standing on a subway platform saying "when I was young all I thought about was art and music now I'm 36 and all I think about is living mas"

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ess 🤓 eff @awkwardcheeze.bsky.social · 16d

If no one watches the trailer they're gonna blame DEI instead

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