Awkwardly Social
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The list of things we are supposed to quit grows longer every day:
Alcohol
Sugar
Milk
Driving
Napping
Carbs
The only replacements being offered are weed, pharmaceutical and xenophobia/racism.
Alcohol
Sugar
Milk
Driving
Napping
Carbs
The only replacements being offered are weed, pharmaceutical and xenophobia/racism.
December 11, 2025 at 5:18 AM
The list of things we are supposed to quit grows longer every day:
Alcohol
Sugar
Milk
Driving
Napping
Carbs
The only replacements being offered are weed, pharmaceutical and xenophobia/racism.
Alcohol
Sugar
Milk
Driving
Napping
Carbs
The only replacements being offered are weed, pharmaceutical and xenophobia/racism.
Hope they can find some relief for you.
December 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Hope they can find some relief for you.
Nobody Wants This should be about a corporation rearranging a grocery store on a random Monday in December.
December 8, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Nobody Wants This should be about a corporation rearranging a grocery store on a random Monday in December.
The fridge was "dead." But I, woman of the year, flipped the fuse and the fridge has returned. I know it's not a particularly Jesus-y time of year yet, but this felt close.
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The fridge was "dead." But I, woman of the year, flipped the fuse and the fridge has returned. I know it's not a particularly Jesus-y time of year yet, but this felt close.
Oh Moses has one, Manny is doing circumference… I got this.
November 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Oh Moses has one, Manny is doing circumference… I got this.
If he was smart I would guess he’s quoting Lord of the Flies. But he is illiterate so…
November 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
If he was smart I would guess he’s quoting Lord of the Flies. But he is illiterate so…
It’s always post horror movie that I need to retrieve something from a darkened part of the house!!!
November 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
It’s always post horror movie that I need to retrieve something from a darkened part of the house!!!
I had never heard of it until I saw it at our courts (maybe I’m sheltered, lol) and was like, these people are REALLY into it.
November 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I had never heard of it until I saw it at our courts (maybe I’m sheltered, lol) and was like, these people are REALLY into it.
It’s sweeping the nation!
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
It’s sweeping the nation!
Plot twist!! lol. We were just happy we got the courts resurfaced because the pickleball people complained. 🤣
November 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Plot twist!! lol. We were just happy we got the courts resurfaced because the pickleball people complained. 🤣
Pickleball looks fun.
November 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Pickleball looks fun.
“We also understand that the new pickleball nets have not met expectations, particularly regarding tension and sturdiness. We are addressing these concerns and will share updates as soon as possible.” LOL
November 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
“We also understand that the new pickleball nets have not met expectations, particularly regarding tension and sturdiness. We are addressing these concerns and will share updates as soon as possible.” LOL
Station Eleven.
November 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Station Eleven.
To be fair, we raised ourselves, we had to get those warnings drilled in because our parents sure weren’t paying attention!
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
To be fair, we raised ourselves, we had to get those warnings drilled in because our parents sure weren’t paying attention!