Awkwardly Social
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I don’t make the rules, but I do make reality TV. You’re welcome.
The Comeback coming back for a season 3 in 2026?!
December 20, 2025 at 6:59 AM
The Comeback coming back for a season 3 in 2026?!
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
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The list of things we are supposed to quit grows longer every day:
Alcohol
Sugar
Milk
Driving
Napping
Carbs
The only replacements being offered are weed, pharmaceutical and xenophobia/racism.
Alcohol
Sugar
Milk
Driving
Napping
Carbs
The only replacements being offered are weed, pharmaceutical and xenophobia/racism.
December 11, 2025 at 5:18 AM
The list of things we are supposed to quit grows longer every day:
Alcohol
Sugar
Milk
Driving
Napping
Carbs
The only replacements being offered are weed, pharmaceutical and xenophobia/racism.
Alcohol
Sugar
Milk
Driving
Napping
Carbs
The only replacements being offered are weed, pharmaceutical and xenophobia/racism.
They’re rearranging my Ralph’s. I cannot begin to tell you how unhinged this is. WE WANT THE GROCERY STORE TO STAY THE SAME.
December 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
They’re rearranging my Ralph’s. I cannot begin to tell you how unhinged this is. WE WANT THE GROCERY STORE TO STAY THE SAME.
Manny woke me up this morning saying, "The fridge is dead." TODAY IS WEDNESDAY BEFORE THANKSGIVING, IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW.
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Manny woke me up this morning saying, "The fridge is dead." TODAY IS WEDNESDAY BEFORE THANKSGIVING, IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW.
The production design in The Chair Company is giving Severance if it were a doll house and no I will not be answering questions.
November 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The production design in The Chair Company is giving Severance if it were a doll house and no I will not be answering questions.
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Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
I’m up because I’m sick, so I saw the lightning just now in LA which preceded an insane thunder clap. I would have assumed were being bombed, it was that intense.
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I’m up because I’m sick, so I saw the lightning just now in LA which preceded an insane thunder clap. I would have assumed were being bombed, it was that intense.
I learned math once and now I have to learn it again AND teach it to my kid? Parenting is bullshit, now I see why my parents didn’t do it.
November 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I learned math once and now I have to learn it again AND teach it to my kid? Parenting is bullshit, now I see why my parents didn’t do it.
Ok so my perfect hot summer night movie is Rear Window, but I don’t have a similar perfect rainy day autumn movie. Suggestions? (It is pouring in LA.)
November 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Ok so my perfect hot summer night movie is Rear Window, but I don’t have a similar perfect rainy day autumn movie. Suggestions? (It is pouring in LA.)
There’s drama at our public tennis courts because they reconfigured some tennis courts to be pickleball courts and the pickleball people are pissed because there’s not enough space between courts. And the number of “we’re working hard to address your concerns” emails is hilarious.
November 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
There’s drama at our public tennis courts because they reconfigured some tennis courts to be pickleball courts and the pickleball people are pissed because there’s not enough space between courts. And the number of “we’re working hard to address your concerns” emails is hilarious.
Was just looking up if Advil is ok for flu shot pain and google reminded me of Reye’s syndrome, which featured heavily in my childhood as something that could kill you, and scarred me into never using aspirin to this day.
November 12, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Was just looking up if Advil is ok for flu shot pain and google reminded me of Reye’s syndrome, which featured heavily in my childhood as something that could kill you, and scarred me into never using aspirin to this day.
The flight attendants on our flight back from Vegas today were tired. They are tired of the public’s bullshit. At on point the flight attendant was basically in my lap as she argued with a lady who wouldn’t move her bag. I had my eyes closed to disassociate from the moment.
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
The flight attendants on our flight back from Vegas today were tired. They are tired of the public’s bullshit. At on point the flight attendant was basically in my lap as she argued with a lady who wouldn’t move her bag. I had my eyes closed to disassociate from the moment.
Not to be dramatic, but flying on Friday from LAX to LAS is going to be interesting. Or not!
November 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Not to be dramatic, but flying on Friday from LAX to LAS is going to be interesting. Or not!
We've been looking in this area, and this popped up and wow. www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
www.zillow.com
November 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
We've been looking in this area, and this popped up and wow. www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
Should not watch House of Dynamite before bed, good job me! Imagining our current administration… woof.
October 26, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Should not watch House of Dynamite before bed, good job me! Imagining our current administration… woof.
Just pulled Rate x Time = Distance from the depths of my brain, and honestly, I thought I would’ve needed it before now based on the number of problem sets I did using it.
October 24, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Just pulled Rate x Time = Distance from the depths of my brain, and honestly, I thought I would’ve needed it before now based on the number of problem sets I did using it.
I feel like the lobster to other sea life ratio is off in Trader Joe's Scandinavian Swimmers.
October 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I feel like the lobster to other sea life ratio is off in Trader Joe's Scandinavian Swimmers.
There’s supposed to be a fire drill in the Cedars towers today, so hopefully I can get through this Pap smear before the alarms go off.
October 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
There’s supposed to be a fire drill in the Cedars towers today, so hopefully I can get through this Pap smear before the alarms go off.
Exciting new neighbor that I've been hearing for the last couple of weeks - A GREAT HORNED OWL. I saw her this morning. I think she's chowing down on the rat buffet in the infested garage across the street.
October 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Exciting new neighbor that I've been hearing for the last couple of weeks - A GREAT HORNED OWL. I saw her this morning. I think she's chowing down on the rat buffet in the infested garage across the street.
Having worked in reality TV since 2009, I know how fickle audiences can be, however, I’m thoroughly enjoying this moment.
October 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Having worked in reality TV since 2009, I know how fickle audiences can be, however, I’m thoroughly enjoying this moment.
I have never seen a warning like this before. Cheetos Mac and cheese, what are we doing in that packing plant. 😩 (I know this is a bike choice for dinner.)
September 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I have never seen a warning like this before. Cheetos Mac and cheese, what are we doing in that packing plant. 😩 (I know this is a bike choice for dinner.)
Let’s go girls!
September 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Let’s go girls!
You know how when you open up yogurt and there’s a vile puddle of water on the top… well, just started shaking my yogurt before opening and it’s changed my morning yogurt journey for the better.
September 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
You know how when you open up yogurt and there’s a vile puddle of water on the top… well, just started shaking my yogurt before opening and it’s changed my morning yogurt journey for the better.
Imagine putting your tv here when you could simply put it at eye level...
September 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Imagine putting your tv here when you could simply put it at eye level...