I can't fathom this, but apparently I'm not online enough to understand what's happening in these screenshots.

I don't know, the "I don't understand what you are doing on Greenland" bit doesn't sound like something his administration would make up.
Besides, writing fake DM's from foreign heads of state and sharing them might be more scandalous than sharing real DM's.

I mean, I wouldn't. I'm already in America and I wouldn't encourage any nation to join up.

I know they're just saying these things to belittle Canada and Greenland, but realistically, wouldn't Canada and Greenland forcibly becoming US states absolutely destroy the GOP? It'd be like 5 new states who all hate the GOP.

Kim Kardashian watching this like

The Baileys have been compromised to a permanent end

Seems like they’d only have to disrupt a dozen or so to tip the results in their favor.
All they need is delay results from a few locations for a few days, make it a “controversy” and say that the results from those locations are an attempt to steal it, and the media will treat it as legitimate

Does she still have Virgil on the masthead for her podcast?

I think we may have to bear in mind that this is by design. While they would love it if people watched the propaganda network they purchased, they are probably just fine with people shutting it off and seeking news from independent sources, because they control content and access to those as well

They can rethink it best by not doing it.

Trump has strong enough political instincts not to get in front of cameras and say this shit right now. So he sends his whipping boy Vance out to eat shit instead.

Appreciate having you around here, respect the desire to walk away though

It’s the right move in my mind, but Trump will probably just nationalize them, and force them to escort ICE around. Still better to force him to do something like that, rather than do nothing.

Fair, it was a much more reasonable framing during the election. Now that they have access to real power, it goes far beyond the scope of just 'weird'.

Walz was right to call them weird and wrong to stop.

Put all of these assholes in prison Jesus Christ.

Art reflects life

Everyone knows Santa Barbara, CA is the murder capital