Every time I'm like, "Nothing he could do would shock me anymore"...

So is it just a hotdog and some mustard in a tortilla?

Because I would eat the hell out of that, too. I just don't think I need a recipe to tell me how to make one.

Well, obviously it's gonna sound bad if you describe it accurately.

I literally only heard the death rumours from jokes about it *after* the three-day absence.