professoraxeman
@axeeugene.bsky.social
Not a real professor, but I used to play one in everyday life.
No, it's not a Cuban, goddamn it. It's Dominican.
Stop the world; I want to get off.
I block all engagement farming accounts, no matter their stripe.
No, it's not a Cuban, goddamn it. It's Dominican.
Stop the world; I want to get off.
I block all engagement farming accounts, no matter their stripe.
It takes brass nibs to write a headline like that.
December 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
It takes brass nibs to write a headline like that.
She finally poked her head out from behind those bushes.
December 12, 2025 at 12:25 PM
She finally poked her head out from behind those bushes.
Better choice than this jerk:
December 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Better choice than this jerk:
Lucky for you, those things are hard to kill. Regular water and enough light and it'll perk right back up.
I mean, look at this asshole:
I mean, look at this asshole:
December 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Lucky for you, those things are hard to kill. Regular water and enough light and it'll perk right back up.
I mean, look at this asshole:
I mean, look at this asshole:
One thing I do love about this weather is it gives me the chance to break out these bad boys.
December 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
One thing I do love about this weather is it gives me the chance to break out these bad boys.
Palindromic Odometer
December 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Palindromic Odometer
I guess I missed when they started putting this shitbag's face on our money.
December 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I guess I missed when they started putting this shitbag's face on our money.
You owe your soul to the Municipal Plow.
November 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
You owe your soul to the Municipal Plow.
Decided to take advantage of the post-shoveling limberness and split down some logs for the sauna. Maybe I'll make time for a sweat today after all!
November 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Decided to take advantage of the post-shoveling limberness and split down some logs for the sauna. Maybe I'll make time for a sweat today after all!
I, too, celebrate Harmonica.
November 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I, too, celebrate Harmonica.
When I was a kid I utterly despised this job, but as an adult I find splitting wood to be enormously cathartic.
November 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
When I was a kid I utterly despised this job, but as an adult I find splitting wood to be enormously cathartic.
First indoor (well-ventilated) cigar of the year.
November 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
First indoor (well-ventilated) cigar of the year.
All right.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
All right.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving!
Pretty likely, if I'm being honest.
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Pretty likely, if I'm being honest.
Now here's a good Thanksgiving movie.
Haven't seen this one in a long time.
Haven't seen this one in a long time.
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Now here's a good Thanksgiving movie.
Haven't seen this one in a long time.
Haven't seen this one in a long time.
Now this is a great ad.
November 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Now this is a great ad.
You could try doing what I always do.
November 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
You could try doing what I always do.
