professoraxeman
@axeeugene.bsky.social
Not a real professor, but I used to play one in everyday life.
No, it's not a Cuban, goddamn it. It's Dominican.
Stop the world; I want to get off.
I block all engagement farming accounts, no matter their stripe.
No, it's not a Cuban, goddamn it. It's Dominican.
Stop the world; I want to get off.
I block all engagement farming accounts, no matter their stripe.
", Experts Say. But Are Monsters What the Country *Needs* Right Now?"
by NYT Editorial Staff
by NYT Editorial Staff
December 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
", Experts Say. But Are Monsters What the Country *Needs* Right Now?"
by NYT Editorial Staff
by NYT Editorial Staff
The general public recoils from amoral grifter shitbags.
December 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The general public recoils from amoral grifter shitbags.
"You think we're stupid enough to stick our own heads in those nooses?"
December 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
"You think we're stupid enough to stick our own heads in those nooses?"
Only a fully socially inept techbro would need AI to have a simple conversation.
Useless crap from a loser cohort.
Just embarrassing.
Useless crap from a loser cohort.
Just embarrassing.
December 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Only a fully socially inept techbro would need AI to have a simple conversation.
Useless crap from a loser cohort.
Just embarrassing.
Useless crap from a loser cohort.
Just embarrassing.
Keep it up.
Truth only comes with dogged repetition.
Truth only comes with dogged repetition.
December 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Keep it up.
Truth only comes with dogged repetition.
Truth only comes with dogged repetition.
"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer (pulls revolver from his interior jacket pocket)."
December 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer (pulls revolver from his interior jacket pocket)."
Fuck this disingenuous asshole.
December 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Fuck this disingenuous asshole.
The Masked Marvel's Last Snowhold
(Look it up, but with "Toehold.")
(Look it up, but with "Toehold.")
December 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The Masked Marvel's Last Snowhold
(Look it up, but with "Toehold.")
(Look it up, but with "Toehold.")
Useless, clueless cuck.
December 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Useless, clueless cuck.
They forgot "completely in line with everything he has done and said in public for the past 30 years."
The man has been demonstrably irredeemable since the 80s.
The man has been demonstrably irredeemable since the 80s.
December 16, 2025 at 11:28 AM
They forgot "completely in line with everything he has done and said in public for the past 30 years."
The man has been demonstrably irredeemable since the 80s.
The man has been demonstrably irredeemable since the 80s.
It isn't, you idiots.
December 16, 2025 at 11:11 AM
It isn't, you idiots.
Those are *all* hugely overrated movies.
Shawshank is pablum.
Shawshank is pablum.
December 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Those are *all* hugely overrated movies.
Shawshank is pablum.
Shawshank is pablum.
Until it's ground into dust, Palantir's month won't be worst enough.
December 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Until it's ground into dust, Palantir's month won't be worst enough.
"You can't combat nazi ghettoes unless you put yourself in the ghetto."
December 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
"You can't combat nazi ghettoes unless you put yourself in the ghetto."
Fuck these fascist pigs.
December 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Fuck these fascist pigs.
Soupy Sales, The Smothers Brothers, and the Friars Club Roasts!
December 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Soupy Sales, The Smothers Brothers, and the Friars Club Roasts!
Elon Musk should answer for every one of these deaths.
December 15, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Elon Musk should answer for every one of these deaths.
Mantis shrimp can practically see through time with all the color receptors their eyes are packing. I bet they can tell pre- and post-sexual transition clownfish apart.
December 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Mantis shrimp can practically see through time with all the color receptors their eyes are packing. I bet they can tell pre- and post-sexual transition clownfish apart.
With two foveae, the peregrine has the equivalent of four eyes nested in just 2 eyes.
December 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
With two foveae, the peregrine has the equivalent of four eyes nested in just 2 eyes.
This is BS.
The Peregrine Falcon TURNS ITSELF INTO A BULLET to kill prey.
The Peregrine Falcon TURNS ITSELF INTO A BULLET to kill prey.
December 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
This is BS.
The Peregrine Falcon TURNS ITSELF INTO A BULLET to kill prey.
The Peregrine Falcon TURNS ITSELF INTO A BULLET to kill prey.