Matthew Malenich
@axl-warpshaft.bsky.social
Writer, artist (on occasion), and Penguins fan. I make horrible things happen to imaginary people. Pro Oxford comma. Pro em dash.
I've been writing seriously since 2007, but only feel like I got a handle on things within the last few years. He/Him.
I've been writing seriously since 2007, but only feel like I got a handle on things within the last few years. He/Him.
Who's that real person/soul trapped inside you?
December 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Who's that real person/soul trapped inside you?
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I wouldn't have even considered keeping them like museum exhibits, even if I'd known how valuable some would be. The fun I had playign with them was worth more than the money they're worth now. I just want one in my collection. But even loose that figure (with no weapons) is worth over $1,000.
November 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I wouldn't have even considered keeping them like museum exhibits, even if I'd known how valuable some would be. The fun I had playign with them was worth more than the money they're worth now. I just want one in my collection. But even loose that figure (with no weapons) is worth over $1,000.
I have that Donatello in a box. Used. Not worth nearly as much used.
This is what haunts me. I felt the pressure to "grow up" by 1993 and stopped buying toys. I actually did still want them, but acted like I didn't. I held this in my hands once, but chickened out and put it back. 😭
This is what haunts me. I felt the pressure to "grow up" by 1993 and stopped buying toys. I actually did still want them, but acted like I didn't. I held this in my hands once, but chickened out and put it back. 😭
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I have that Donatello in a box. Used. Not worth nearly as much used.
This is what haunts me. I felt the pressure to "grow up" by 1993 and stopped buying toys. I actually did still want them, but acted like I didn't. I held this in my hands once, but chickened out and put it back. 😭
This is what haunts me. I felt the pressure to "grow up" by 1993 and stopped buying toys. I actually did still want them, but acted like I didn't. I held this in my hands once, but chickened out and put it back. 😭
Ollie's score.
I was fortunate growing up. I got a boatload of TMNT figures and vehicles when I was a kid (and still have almost all of them). But the Pizza Thrower was one of the things I never had.
#TMNT
I was fortunate growing up. I got a boatload of TMNT figures and vehicles when I was a kid (and still have almost all of them). But the Pizza Thrower was one of the things I never had.
#TMNT
November 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Ollie's score.
I was fortunate growing up. I got a boatload of TMNT figures and vehicles when I was a kid (and still have almost all of them). But the Pizza Thrower was one of the things I never had.
#TMNT
I was fortunate growing up. I got a boatload of TMNT figures and vehicles when I was a kid (and still have almost all of them). But the Pizza Thrower was one of the things I never had.
#TMNT
Ran a few tests to find a workaround to Vellum's chapter header system. With this I can put anything I want up there.
Seems to work fine across all devices, and each header is only around 30 kb.
Still have bugs to work out, but it's a promising test run.
#Vellum
Seems to work fine across all devices, and each header is only around 30 kb.
Still have bugs to work out, but it's a promising test run.
#Vellum
November 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Ran a few tests to find a workaround to Vellum's chapter header system. With this I can put anything I want up there.
Seems to work fine across all devices, and each header is only around 30 kb.
Still have bugs to work out, but it's a promising test run.
#Vellum
Seems to work fine across all devices, and each header is only around 30 kb.
Still have bugs to work out, but it's a promising test run.
#Vellum
Reminds me of this ancient meme.
November 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Reminds me of this ancient meme.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
November 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Life... lemons... something... something.
November 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Life... lemons... something... something.
Silovs is really good during regular play, but in shootouts Muse would be better off putting one of these in goal.
November 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Silovs is really good during regular play, but in shootouts Muse would be better off putting one of these in goal.
November 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
People of BlueSky! Let's get to know each other better! What is your all-time favorite TV show?
November 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
People of BlueSky! Let's get to know each other better! What is your all-time favorite TV show?
Can't draw it up any better than that. Not a great decision by the computer's defense to chase me into the corner on a 2-on-1, though.
#NHL96 #SegaGenesis #Flyers
#NHL96 #SegaGenesis #Flyers
October 31, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Can't draw it up any better than that. Not a great decision by the computer's defense to chase me into the corner on a 2-on-1, though.
#NHL96 #SegaGenesis #Flyers
#NHL96 #SegaGenesis #Flyers
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media
October 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media
I still have one of these beauties. Haven't hooked it up in a long time, though. I hope it still works. Some old XBox models had some kind of diode issue or something like that.
October 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I still have one of these beauties. Haven't hooked it up in a long time, though. I hope it still works. Some old XBox models had some kind of diode issue or something like that.
October 28, 2025 at 6:38 AM
What's going on with these long bomb goals? I've seen more of these in a week than I did between 1995 and a week ago. I scored goals in three or four seconds there, too, which I don't think I'd ever done before.
*And that's Dmitri Kristich, not Ovie.
#NHL96 #SegaGenesis #Capitals #Washington
*And that's Dmitri Kristich, not Ovie.
#NHL96 #SegaGenesis #Capitals #Washington
October 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
What's going on with these long bomb goals? I've seen more of these in a week than I did between 1995 and a week ago. I scored goals in three or four seconds there, too, which I don't think I'd ever done before.
*And that's Dmitri Kristich, not Ovie.
#NHL96 #SegaGenesis #Capitals #Washington
*And that's Dmitri Kristich, not Ovie.
#NHL96 #SegaGenesis #Capitals #Washington
A still from one of animator Ethan Becker's videos.
October 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
A still from one of animator Ethan Becker's videos.
October 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM