Ayo, Theo!
@ayoitstheo.bsky.social
“She speaks the bullshit.” — Laszlo
I write dirty romantic scripts and make questionable life choices for your entertainment.
they/she, queer, 🔞MDNI.
I write dirty romantic scripts and make questionable life choices for your entertainment.
they/she, queer, 🔞MDNI.
In a conversation right now about Attachment Styles. My answer:
"What do you call someone who is aloof and ADHD who has no middle ground? Like I'm either all the way in or not with the shit at all."
What do y'all call that?
"What do you call someone who is aloof and ADHD who has no middle ground? Like I'm either all the way in or not with the shit at all."
What do y'all call that?
a man with a beard is sleeping on a couch .
ALT: a man with a beard is sleeping on a couch .
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January 6, 2026 at 6:35 PM
In a conversation right now about Attachment Styles. My answer:
"What do you call someone who is aloof and ADHD who has no middle ground? Like I'm either all the way in or not with the shit at all."
What do y'all call that?
"What do you call someone who is aloof and ADHD who has no middle ground? Like I'm either all the way in or not with the shit at all."
What do y'all call that?
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We made a comic about mood rings.
January 2, 2026 at 7:12 PM
We made a comic about mood rings.
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January 3, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Trying to revisit my boundaries post to update on Instagram and I am basically at the point where I am going to have a beautiful photo of my monstera plant and the word “Don’t.”
That’s it. just fucking don’t. 🤣
That’s it. just fucking don’t. 🤣
January 2, 2026 at 9:16 AM
Trying to revisit my boundaries post to update on Instagram and I am basically at the point where I am going to have a beautiful photo of my monstera plant and the word “Don’t.”
That’s it. just fucking don’t. 🤣
That’s it. just fucking don’t. 🤣
…if pegging isn’t on the table, don’t invite me to hang out with you and your boyfriend.
He’s already wasting my time.
He’s already wasting my time.
December 31, 2025 at 11:04 PM
…if pegging isn’t on the table, don’t invite me to hang out with you and your boyfriend.
He’s already wasting my time.
He’s already wasting my time.
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♡ To the men of my community: Here are some easy communication prompts when entering a sexual or casual play dynamic ♡
December 31, 2025 at 6:25 PM
♡ To the men of my community: Here are some easy communication prompts when entering a sexual or casual play dynamic ♡
yo…I am starting to wonder if people purposely don’t respond to my kindness because they’ve got a degradation kink and they like when I put the bass in my voice. Cause the minute I call someone a “lil bitch”, suddenly shit makes sense to them?
December 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
yo…I am starting to wonder if people purposely don’t respond to my kindness because they’ve got a degradation kink and they like when I put the bass in my voice. Cause the minute I call someone a “lil bitch”, suddenly shit makes sense to them?
after 11 days off from my day job, I realize that 11 days actually feels like 54 seconds.
a stuffed animal is sitting on a large rock .
ALT: a stuffed animal is sitting on a large rock .
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December 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
after 11 days off from my day job, I realize that 11 days actually feels like 54 seconds.
Overheard: “I’m not apologizing again, I already did it in the group chat.” I don’t know who you are but I support you.
a young man is sitting in a chair and saying it do be facts tho
ALT: a young man is sitting in a chair and saying it do be facts tho
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December 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Overheard: “I’m not apologizing again, I already did it in the group chat.” I don’t know who you are but I support you.
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That's so fascinating.
December 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
That's so fascinating.
"You know, I don't use this shit nearly enough."
...things I say a multitude of times for various different social media jawns and never follow through.
...things I say a multitude of times for various different social media jawns and never follow through.
December 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
"You know, I don't use this shit nearly enough."
...things I say a multitude of times for various different social media jawns and never follow through.
...things I say a multitude of times for various different social media jawns and never follow through.
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October 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I have been neglecting this space (and some others) due to being beaten over the head with a plague (URI). However, I am now in good health...how are all of YOU feeling?
September 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I have been neglecting this space (and some others) due to being beaten over the head with a plague (URI). However, I am now in good health...how are all of YOU feeling?
For my writer homies out there: What is your favorite script that you've ever written, and what song reminds you of it? Anddddd go!
August 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
For my writer homies out there: What is your favorite script that you've ever written, and what song reminds you of it? Anddddd go!
Okay, I'm here...now what do I do?
a man in a white shirt is standing in front of a brick house with the words hi there above him .
ALT: a man in a white shirt is standing in front of a brick house with the words hi there above him .
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August 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Okay, I'm here...now what do I do?