SIMPly Azael
@azaelfaustus.bsky.social
18+ Only || Depraved Weeb and Simp || 36 || A fking Menace and Problematic
5 Days off began today around 7pm. I have never been so ready.
I am taking the next 12-14 hours to completely reboot myself and just...
No Thoughts.
Head Empty.
I am taking the next 12-14 hours to completely reboot myself and just...
No Thoughts.
Head Empty.
December 24, 2025 at 5:37 AM
5 Days off began today around 7pm. I have never been so ready.
I am taking the next 12-14 hours to completely reboot myself and just...
No Thoughts.
Head Empty.
I am taking the next 12-14 hours to completely reboot myself and just...
No Thoughts.
Head Empty.
Sagas of working in a Spinal Rehabilitation Clinic
Patient: Do any of these translate to crunchy? (Regarding their symptoms)
Me: . . . . . *Takes off glasses and officially loses all composure.* CRUNCHY?! ...like I know what you mean but... *dying* no... no... none of them mean crunchy.
Patient: Do any of these translate to crunchy? (Regarding their symptoms)
Me: . . . . . *Takes off glasses and officially loses all composure.* CRUNCHY?! ...like I know what you mean but... *dying* no... no... none of them mean crunchy.
November 6, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Sagas of working in a Spinal Rehabilitation Clinic
Patient: Do any of these translate to crunchy? (Regarding their symptoms)
Me: . . . . . *Takes off glasses and officially loses all composure.* CRUNCHY?! ...like I know what you mean but... *dying* no... no... none of them mean crunchy.
Patient: Do any of these translate to crunchy? (Regarding their symptoms)
Me: . . . . . *Takes off glasses and officially loses all composure.* CRUNCHY?! ...like I know what you mean but... *dying* no... no... none of them mean crunchy.
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My husband @npcgremling.bsky.social would be so happy to know how far I have fallen back into the Bat-verse.
October 6, 2025 at 7:13 AM
My husband @npcgremling.bsky.social would be so happy to know how far I have fallen back into the Bat-verse.
There are two wolves in you;
2016 makeup and current you
2016 makeup and current you
June 25, 2025 at 7:12 AM
There are two wolves in you;
2016 makeup and current you
2016 makeup and current you
Who knew a demon possessed Raggedy Anne doll would solve so many of our problems in 2025.
Ya just gotta go a little more north girlie pop.
We believe in you.
Ya just gotta go a little more north girlie pop.
We believe in you.
May 28, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Who knew a demon possessed Raggedy Anne doll would solve so many of our problems in 2025.
Ya just gotta go a little more north girlie pop.
We believe in you.
Ya just gotta go a little more north girlie pop.
We believe in you.
History is a circle and that's so fucking stupid.
April 4, 2025 at 5:18 AM
History is a circle and that's so fucking stupid.
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March 17, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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March 17, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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Google: How do I stop being important at work without being fired.
March 13, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Google: How do I stop being important at work without being fired.
adhd brain rot moments brought to you by Az
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Me: it's kinda cold in here.
My brain: BRRRRRRR IT'S COLD IN HERE
THERE MOST BE SOME CLOVERS IN THE ATMOSPHERE
I SAID BRRRRRRR IT'S COLD IN HERE
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Me: it's kinda cold in here.
My brain: BRRRRRRR IT'S COLD IN HERE
THERE MOST BE SOME CLOVERS IN THE ATMOSPHERE
I SAID BRRRRRRR IT'S COLD IN HERE
January 8, 2025 at 5:02 AM
adhd brain rot moments brought to you by Az
--
Me: it's kinda cold in here.
My brain: BRRRRRRR IT'S COLD IN HERE
THERE MOST BE SOME CLOVERS IN THE ATMOSPHERE
I SAID BRRRRRRR IT'S COLD IN HERE
--
Me: it's kinda cold in here.
My brain: BRRRRRRR IT'S COLD IN HERE
THERE MOST BE SOME CLOVERS IN THE ATMOSPHERE
I SAID BRRRRRRR IT'S COLD IN HERE
I don't really wanna do the work today. I really don't wanna do the work today. 🎶
But I have to, bc I'm my own Splenda Daddy.
But I have to, bc I'm my own Splenda Daddy.
January 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I don't really wanna do the work today. I really don't wanna do the work today. 🎶
But I have to, bc I'm my own Splenda Daddy.
But I have to, bc I'm my own Splenda Daddy.
I like to pretend I'm cool and then I do shit like throw out my back vacuuming the stairs.
December 15, 2024 at 7:56 AM
I like to pretend I'm cool and then I do shit like throw out my back vacuuming the stairs.
After 3 years Daddyphatsnaps was dethroned from my #1 Artist on Spotify Wrapped. By who? None Like Joshua.
December 5, 2024 at 6:57 AM
After 3 years Daddyphatsnaps was dethroned from my #1 Artist on Spotify Wrapped. By who? None Like Joshua.
That dopamine hit when you pet your sleeping cat and they make the start up chirp purr.
November 16, 2024 at 9:23 PM
That dopamine hit when you pet your sleeping cat and they make the start up chirp purr.
Jiro and Pickles always take over my bed.
November 16, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Jiro and Pickles always take over my bed.
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When u pick your PWHL team to spite both yur husband and yur dad
Go Boston.
Go Boston.
February 15, 2024 at 7:17 PM
When u pick your PWHL team to spite both yur husband and yur dad
Go Boston.
Go Boston.
SEE!!! I HAVE HUSBAND! HE EXIST. SPOUSES. MARRIED.
WHAT. I EXIST. I AM UR HUSBAND!!!!!
February 15, 2024 at 6:58 PM
SEE!!! I HAVE HUSBAND! HE EXIST. SPOUSES. MARRIED.
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I forget who first said this but it’s a good time to peripherally mention that your art signature should be in no way the same as your personal business signature.
Guys what the fuck are you doing. Don't give AIs your damn handwriting holy shit
These trends are so transparent it makes me mad
These trends are so transparent it makes me mad
Watching a bunch of you post lengthy handwriting samples. This will help when I need to forge your handwriting on all these checks I'm...wait, what? No, you know, checks, paper ch...everyone uses...well...fuck.
February 15, 2024 at 5:07 PM
I forget who first said this but it’s a good time to peripherally mention that your art signature should be in no way the same as your personal business signature.
February 15, 2024 at 6:50 PM