I think it's great you have good elf esteem

Now i want to see what happens if i go to the Dr and say i just want to visit, not a consultation or anything, just ask about his day, maybe have a cup of coffee..

If coffee is the condom, what would be the plan b? 4 loko maybe

I also stretch the foreskin as much as possible

There's also coffee only meant for your butthole

"hit that mf with the air compressor and put it back"

I have a 6" Ryobi that i got out of a dumpster. No rests or guards, but that mf sings.

True story: i rented a bouncy house for my neice's 5th bday. Jumping around before party starts and i found a 20 bill tucked in a corner. Fkn score

Snu snu?

Not saying it's right, but i understand

How can you tell?