abi z / azephirin
@azephirin.bsky.social
Feminist, lawyer, New Yorker, queer—all as in “fuck you.”
https://archiveofourown.org/users/azephirin/
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https://archiveofourown.org/users/azephirin/
Profile picture by EJ Chong (https://ejchong.com). Header photo by me.
I have to get up at 5:15 tomorrow to get yelled at by assholes (aka I have clinic escorting in the morning).
Thus, in honor of assholes, here’s Juliana licking her butt.
Thus, in honor of assholes, here’s Juliana licking her butt.
December 13, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I have to get up at 5:15 tomorrow to get yelled at by assholes (aka I have clinic escorting in the morning).
Thus, in honor of assholes, here’s Juliana licking her butt.
Thus, in honor of assholes, here’s Juliana licking her butt.
One of the best things for my mental health right now is finding Iona asleep in positions like this.
December 4, 2025 at 5:32 AM
One of the best things for my mental health right now is finding Iona asleep in positions like this.
Iona says, “Ğood ňight, ħumaňz. Àm ħope ťhàt ÿou áll ħàz slëëps àz cozŷ àz Miňe.”
December 2, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Iona says, “Ğood ňight, ħumaňz. Àm ħope ťhàt ÿou áll ħàz slëëps àz cozŷ àz Miňe.”
Yoko says, “ğood ňight ħumanz, İ Yoko àm ħope ďat yoų iz sľeeps àz cozÿ àz Më.”
December 1, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Yoko says, “ğood ňight ħumanz, İ Yoko àm ħope ďat yoų iz sľeeps àz cozÿ àz Më.”
Yoko: “Mömthër ų iź gőne fōār àppröxmitly ÁLL ÉTËRNITIEZ.”
November 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Yoko: “Mömthër ų iź gőne fōār àppröxmitly ÁLL ÉTËRNITIEZ.”
This friend is keeping me company at the salon today. His name is Datu (sp?).
November 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
This friend is keeping me company at the salon today. His name is Datu (sp?).
Plz ënjoy smöl catte doin big blëp
November 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Plz ënjoy smöl catte doin big blëp
Do any of y’all have a petcam that you’d recommend? I’d like to get one, but I’m kinda overwhelmed by the selection.
(Juliana says, “U plan to SPY on Me, Mömther?!”)
(Juliana says, “U plan to SPY on Me, Mömther?!”)
November 18, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Do any of y’all have a petcam that you’d recommend? I’d like to get one, but I’m kinda overwhelmed by the selection.
(Juliana says, “U plan to SPY on Me, Mömther?!”)
(Juliana says, “U plan to SPY on Me, Mömther?!”)
Ÿöü iź wànts tö ğo tö sľeeps? Töö bád, bëd iź béľonğ tö Mé Iona nâô.
November 14, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Ÿöü iź wànts tö ğo tö sľeeps? Töö bád, bëd iź béľonğ tö Mé Iona nâô.
Ğud ňight ħoominz, I Yoko àm ŵish yűő màx çozé sľeeps.
November 13, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Ğud ňight ħoominz, I Yoko àm ŵish yűő màx çozé sľeeps.
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
Yoko wishes everyone a very good evening with max cozéness.
November 12, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Yoko wishes everyone a very good evening with max cozéness.
Update update:
November 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Update update:
Help I need to do work but there is a smöl floof sleeping angelically on me 🥺
November 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Help I need to do work but there is a smöl floof sleeping angelically on me 🥺
Ğood ébening ħoominz. I Yoko àm mųch enjôŷ tő bé lōūnge õn Mömthër beð.
November 8, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Ğood ébening ħoominz. I Yoko àm mųch enjôŷ tő bé lōūnge õn Mömthër beð.
İ Yoko įz àm ğreatly ënjoy tō bé lõũnge ųpon flééce. Įz màx çomfy.
November 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
İ Yoko įz àm ğreatly ënjoy tō bé lõũnge ųpon flééce. Įz màx çomfy.
This speedbump / land whale wishes you a good and peaceful evening.
November 6, 2025 at 5:27 AM
This speedbump / land whale wishes you a good and peaceful evening.
Béhold Mé Iona ház cozý náp. Ŵhile Mömthër įz wųrks, nátųrellement.
September 12, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Béhold Mé Iona ház cozý náp. Ŵhile Mömthër įz wųrks, nátųrellement.
İ Yoko àm ďo á sųpervıze őf ħoomin. Ħoominz iz nëëď můch sųpervıze.
August 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
İ Yoko àm ďo á sųpervıze őf ħoomin. Ħoominz iz nëëď můch sųpervıze.
Më Iona àm ďo àn nàp. Màx cőmfé ànď cozé. Àm ëben ľet ħoomin pet beľľeh.
August 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Më Iona àm ďo àn nàp. Màx cőmfé ànď cozé. Àm ëben ľet ħoomin pet beľľeh.
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
August 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
Ğud ňights ħoominz, İ Yoko iz àm sľeeps ňao.
July 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Ğud ňights ħoominz, İ Yoko iz àm sľeeps ňao.
Yoko says, “Įz ňo çompetįshunz; àm ştįll moşt ľorge.”
July 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Yoko says, “Įz ňo çompetįshunz; àm ştįll moşt ľorge.”