abi z / azephirin
@azephirin.bsky.social
Feminist, lawyer, New Yorker, queer—all as in “fuck you.”
https://archiveofourown.org/users/azephirin/
Profile picture by EJ Chong (https://ejchong.com). Header photo by me.
https://archiveofourown.org/users/azephirin/
Profile picture by EJ Chong (https://ejchong.com). Header photo by me.
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The Central Park Lake in Sunday's snowfall. ❄️
December 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The Central Park Lake in Sunday's snowfall. ❄️
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RELATED: do you (jewish) have a pet that wants to be jewish pet of the month in my newsletter? do you have a cute picture of the pet with a menorah? I am about to start asking people who have posted relevant pics if i can feature their animal, but i prefer getting pet pics given to me
i am suddenly regretting scheduling this week full of things since it's also jewsletter week. i will have time before and after the things to work on jewsletter, and i did start it during this past weekend, but it also just might be a smaller edition and that's fine.
December 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
RELATED: do you (jewish) have a pet that wants to be jewish pet of the month in my newsletter? do you have a cute picture of the pet with a menorah? I am about to start asking people who have posted relevant pics if i can feature their animal, but i prefer getting pet pics given to me
Me: [taking a break from work]
Yoko: [snorgled up adorably next to me and snoring LOUDER THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE ]
Yoko: [snorgled up adorably next to me and snoring LOUDER THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE ]
December 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Me: [taking a break from work]
Yoko: [snorgled up adorably next to me and snoring LOUDER THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE ]
Yoko: [snorgled up adorably next to me and snoring LOUDER THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE ]
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Central Park's Bow Bridge and the Lake in New York City's first snowfall of the season. ❄️
December 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Central Park's Bow Bridge and the Lake in New York City's first snowfall of the season. ❄️
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Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
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It’s always a good day to remember to enjoy fandom by freaking out in the thirst powered GC, not feeding the trolls, and never reading the comment sections EVER 😅
I am MOISTURIZED I am serene I am staying in my own fucking lane I have seven (7) friends with great taste and I need nothing else
I am MOISTURIZED I am serene I am staying in my own fucking lane I have seven (7) friends with great taste and I need nothing else
December 15, 2025 at 5:07 AM
It’s always a good day to remember to enjoy fandom by freaking out in the thirst powered GC, not feeding the trolls, and never reading the comment sections EVER 😅
I am MOISTURIZED I am serene I am staying in my own fucking lane I have seven (7) friends with great taste and I need nothing else
I am MOISTURIZED I am serene I am staying in my own fucking lane I have seven (7) friends with great taste and I need nothing else
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I've said it before but remember when conspiracy theories were fun? Now I can't even enjoy a "celebs who sold their soul" or "reptilians are amongst us" or "the earth is flat" video, cause too many people believe that shit. Fucking idiots. You've ruined the fun, and also the entire world for us all.
December 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I've said it before but remember when conspiracy theories were fun? Now I can't even enjoy a "celebs who sold their soul" or "reptilians are amongst us" or "the earth is flat" video, cause too many people believe that shit. Fucking idiots. You've ruined the fun, and also the entire world for us all.
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Richard Savoie (Canadian Artist, born 1959)
"There Was a Time", 2015.
Oil on Canvas, 60" × 40".
Private Collection.
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
"There Was a Time", 2015.
Oil on Canvas, 60" × 40".
Private Collection.
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Richard Savoie (Canadian Artist, born 1959)
"There Was a Time", 2015.
Oil on Canvas, 60" × 40".
Private Collection.
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
"There Was a Time", 2015.
Oil on Canvas, 60" × 40".
Private Collection.
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
I never had a waterbed, but one of my friends did and a bunch of us took turns sitting on it, so 19.5?
(Also: “mixed tape”? 🤨)
(Also: “mixed tape”? 🤨)
December 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I never had a waterbed, but one of my friends did and a bunch of us took turns sitting on it, so 19.5?
(Also: “mixed tape”? 🤨)
(Also: “mixed tape”? 🤨)
After midnight, and my upstairs neighbor’s yappy little dog is yapping. 😑
December 14, 2025 at 5:15 AM
After midnight, and my upstairs neighbor’s yappy little dog is yapping. 😑
I’m home and on the couch under a blanket and it’s so good. Staying here forever.
December 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I’m home and on the couch under a blanket and it’s so good. Staying here forever.
Guess who got in the car to go to zir clinic shift and discovered that the car battery is dead?! 🪫🤦😭 AAA said they’d be here in ~30 minutes, so I may make part of the shift, at least.
December 13, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Guess who got in the car to go to zir clinic shift and discovered that the car battery is dead?! 🪫🤦😭 AAA said they’d be here in ~30 minutes, so I may make part of the shift, at least.
I have to get up at 5:15 tomorrow to get yelled at by assholes (aka I have clinic escorting in the morning).
Thus, in honor of assholes, here’s Juliana licking her butt.
Thus, in honor of assholes, here’s Juliana licking her butt.
December 13, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I have to get up at 5:15 tomorrow to get yelled at by assholes (aka I have clinic escorting in the morning).
Thus, in honor of assholes, here’s Juliana licking her butt.
Thus, in honor of assholes, here’s Juliana licking her butt.
S4E7 of The Witcher is the stupidest episode of television I’ve seen in a long time.
December 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
S4E7 of The Witcher is the stupidest episode of television I’ve seen in a long time.
I need to figure out dinner, and I am Displease about this.
December 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I need to figure out dinner, and I am Displease about this.
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Every day I yearn for a locked account so I can be a cunt on it
December 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Every day I yearn for a locked account so I can be a cunt on it
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Disney is not prepared for the amount of Stucky porn about to be unleashed.
BREAKING: Disney is making a $1 billion investment in OpenAI, and will allow its iconic characters to be on the company's Sora AI video generator.
December 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Disney is not prepared for the amount of Stucky porn about to be unleashed.
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Long shot, but does anyone in Switzerland have an emergency Theremin to loan tomorrow night ( Friday 12 December )?
#ViaMardot is playing a show in St Gallen, and the airline lost her equipment!!!
We can help pay for a courier if needed, please share to get this message out!!
#theremin #switzerland
#ViaMardot is playing a show in St Gallen, and the airline lost her equipment!!!
We can help pay for a courier if needed, please share to get this message out!!
#theremin #switzerland
December 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Long shot, but does anyone in Switzerland have an emergency Theremin to loan tomorrow night ( Friday 12 December )?
#ViaMardot is playing a show in St Gallen, and the airline lost her equipment!!!
We can help pay for a courier if needed, please share to get this message out!!
#theremin #switzerland
#ViaMardot is playing a show in St Gallen, and the airline lost her equipment!!!
We can help pay for a courier if needed, please share to get this message out!!
#theremin #switzerland
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I'm sure no one remembers this shitpost but me, but I need y'all to know I actually did this, every time I didn't have a fic title picked out ahead of time. (There are, incidentally, more versions and editions of this label than you could ever imagine.)
December 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I'm sure no one remembers this shitpost but me, but I need y'all to know I actually did this, every time I didn't have a fic title picked out ahead of time. (There are, incidentally, more versions and editions of this label than you could ever imagine.)
I AM LE TIRED
Thank you, that is all.
Thank you, that is all.
December 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I AM LE TIRED
Thank you, that is all.
Thank you, that is all.
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This move puts me and all my colleagues at risk of doxxing and threatening disruptions in the workplace. Please sign and share.
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December 9, 2025 at 12:07 PM
This move puts me and all my colleagues at risk of doxxing and threatening disruptions in the workplace. Please sign and share.
Are there any decent language-learning apps these days? The language in question is Japanese, if that matters. (This is for my “GTFO of NYC and the USA for the 25th anniversary of 9/11 and also my 50th birthday” project.)
December 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Are there any decent language-learning apps these days? The language in question is Japanese, if that matters. (This is for my “GTFO of NYC and the USA for the 25th anniversary of 9/11 and also my 50th birthday” project.)
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
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A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
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A red grouse (Lagopus scotica) I encountered in the Pentland Hills near Edinburgh last summer, demonstrating its very human-like alarm call. He seemed extremely cross that I'd had the audacity to ride my mountain bike across his patch and chased me along the trail for quite some distance.
December 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
A red grouse (Lagopus scotica) I encountered in the Pentland Hills near Edinburgh last summer, demonstrating its very human-like alarm call. He seemed extremely cross that I'd had the audacity to ride my mountain bike across his patch and chased me along the trail for quite some distance.