Schmitty™️
@aztec-gator.bsky.social
Pragmatic Idealist. Chances are I’m just as wrong as you are, and you’re more wrong than you’ll ever accept.
Just imagining the manufactured outrage if a G5 team was involved in the end of a game that stupid.
January 2, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Just imagining the manufactured outrage if a G5 team was involved in the end of a game that stupid.
Ole Miss about to start chucking the ball. Be interesting to see if the refs keep the Georgia DBs to the same standards they were just keep the Ole Miss to.
January 2, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Ole Miss about to start chucking the ball. Be interesting to see if the refs keep the Georgia DBs to the same standards they were just keep the Ole Miss to.
Oh no, Notre Dame, were you a victim of the bullshit caste system you do everything to perpetuate? That must be so sad.
December 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Oh no, Notre Dame, were you a victim of the bullshit caste system you do everything to perpetuate? That must be so sad.
Love Bryce Young throwing the karmic pick immediately after his BS slow-up inbounds to bait a “foul.” (Which it wasn’t.) Definitely worth it for defenders to risk 15 yards to punish these “Mahomes” maneuvers. Hit him harder next time, Edgerrin Cooper.
November 2, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Love Bryce Young throwing the karmic pick immediately after his BS slow-up inbounds to bait a “foul.” (Which it wasn’t.) Definitely worth it for defenders to risk 15 yards to punish these “Mahomes” maneuvers. Hit him harder next time, Edgerrin Cooper.
Fuck the Los Angeles Dodgers and the financially rigged MLB. May the strike and/or lockout last for five years.
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Fuck the Los Angeles Dodgers and the financially rigged MLB. May the strike and/or lockout last for five years.
Browns blow it with terrible play calling and worse clock management. Like, who could imagine the Browns doing something like that?
October 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Browns blow it with terrible play calling and worse clock management. Like, who could imagine the Browns doing something like that?
Dallas Wilson is the TRUTH!
October 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Dallas Wilson is the TRUTH!
Everything that happened after the terrible umpire call would have led to the Padres tying the score with a runner in scoring position and an out to spare. #mlb sucks so hard.
October 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Everything that happened after the terrible umpire call would have led to the Padres tying the score with a runner in scoring position and an out to spare. #mlb sucks so hard.
Padres bullpen are going to take the brunt of the blame for the Padres abysmal offense.
September 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Padres bullpen are going to take the brunt of the blame for the Padres abysmal offense.
Robert Suarez is a good, solid pitcher. Robert Suarez isn’t particularly clutch.
September 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Robert Suarez is a good, solid pitcher. Robert Suarez isn’t particularly clutch.
Padres not give up a run in the first inning challenge.
September 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Padres not give up a run in the first inning challenge.
BREAKING: Images released of the new “Salt Lake Riviera.” Mormons being offered $5,000 to self-deport and make way for this major upgrade to that disgusting polluted ecological nightmare they call a “lake.” National Guard mobilizing.
September 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
BREAKING: Images released of the new “Salt Lake Riviera.” Mormons being offered $5,000 to self-deport and make way for this major upgrade to that disgusting polluted ecological nightmare they call a “lake.” National Guard mobilizing.
Can the Padres seriously not find the mic that this dumb bitch is screaming into and turn it off?
August 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Can the Padres seriously not find the mic that this dumb bitch is screaming into and turn it off?
Padres: “You win.”
Diamondback: “No, you win.”
Padres: “Aw, no you win!”
Diamondbacks: “Shucks, no, you win!”
Diamondback: “No, you win.”
Padres: “Aw, no you win!”
Diamondbacks: “Shucks, no, you win!”
a woman in a blue and white dress with #schittscreek written on the bottom
ALT: a woman in a blue and white dress with #schittscreek written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
August 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Padres: “You win.”
Diamondback: “No, you win.”
Padres: “Aw, no you win!”
Diamondbacks: “Shucks, no, you win!”
Diamondback: “No, you win.”
Padres: “Aw, no you win!”
Diamondbacks: “Shucks, no, you win!”
Padres making me irritated for giving this much of my time for this lackluster showing. This is terrible.
August 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Padres making me irritated for giving this much of my time for this lackluster showing. This is terrible.
I don’t usually have an opportunity to genuinely use the word “inauspicious.” Thanks, JP Sears!
August 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I don’t usually have an opportunity to genuinely use the word “inauspicious.” Thanks, JP Sears!
The guy who left his arm up to deliberately let himself get hit in the 9th is fed up with it. Fuck Contreras. Hopefully tomorrow he takes one in the ribs.
Willson Contreras said he's "pretty much fed up" with the rate of pitches hitting him around the hands and arms. He criticized pitching coaches (generally, not San Diego's) for encouraging guys without sufficient control to come into dangerous spots and risk injury.
July 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The guy who left his arm up to deliberately let himself get hit in the 9th is fed up with it. Fuck Contreras. Hopefully tomorrow he takes one in the ribs.
The line for the Transformers ride at Universal Studios Hollywood has got to be one of the worst theme park experiences I’ve ever endured. The load rate is impossibly slow. At one point we didn’t move more than 10 feet for over 15 minutes. Less than 8 inches a minute?! Seriously?! People camping.
June 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The line for the Transformers ride at Universal Studios Hollywood has got to be one of the worst theme park experiences I’ve ever endured. The load rate is impossibly slow. At one point we didn’t move more than 10 feet for over 15 minutes. Less than 8 inches a minute?! Seriously?! People camping.
Wow. I can’t believe that being a garbage GM, just with a way bigger bankroll than any GM in Padres history, STILL hasn’t worked out for AJ Preller. 🙄
June 17, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Wow. I can’t believe that being a garbage GM, just with a way bigger bankroll than any GM in Padres history, STILL hasn’t worked out for AJ Preller. 🙄
Dodgers legit just forfeiting? Wild. And… smart?
June 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Dodgers legit just forfeiting? Wild. And… smart?
Nimmo watching very carefully the exact spot that ball hit the ground instead of catching it was hilarious. Mets blow it.
June 4, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Nimmo watching very carefully the exact spot that ball hit the ground instead of catching it was hilarious. Mets blow it.
The Padres should not stop scoring against the Rockies until MLB issues a formal apology and proclamation that Matt Holliday never touched home plate.
May 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The Padres should not stop scoring against the Rockies until MLB issues a formal apology and proclamation that Matt Holliday never touched home plate.
I’d be down with the Padres just throwing at every Pirates’ head from here on out just for the guy in the stands who yelled, “Good job, Keller! You got him, good job, baby!” when Tatis got hit.
May 3, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I’d be down with the Padres just throwing at every Pirates’ head from here on out just for the guy in the stands who yelled, “Good job, Keller! You got him, good job, baby!” when Tatis got hit.
I wonder if Xander Bogaerts has a moral compass and it weighs on his conscience that he is just stealing money he doesn’t earn. Because he could just comfortably retire.
April 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I wonder if Xander Bogaerts has a moral compass and it weighs on his conscience that he is just stealing money he doesn’t earn. Because he could just comfortably retire.
The Padres offense is cheeks.
April 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The Padres offense is cheeks.