"i mean i could murder him now- but we're in public so there'd be witnesses, BUT I WANT HIS JOB-"

streeting looks like he's literally weighing in his head whether he should just stab starmer in the back now or later

i barely passed gsce maths if you're interested :/

£5200, god damn it

isnt that like £52,000 a year

betteridge's law of headlines

physical pain

musk is in the tyson zone where i can't tell if its satire or not

...he made a substack?

w-why?

you can probs add it to the muted words thing in your moderation settings, i've checked and you can put phrases in there

Wouldn't be illegal for someone to call the venue and give descriptions of "men infiltrating the venue dressed as women", but describe cis attendees, and just let them lose their minds working out which of them is a man?

Mischievous, sure. But illegal? Nah.

genuine question, i know caps lock is annoying on touch screens

why are you speaking like donald trump