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@azurebolide.bsky.social

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professional shitposter | pocket bear | 35 | VA Beach, VA 🚱

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Val @azurebolide.bsky.social · Aug 19

tuesdays

Val @azurebolide.bsky.social · 1d

I moved over to VA Beach a little under two years ago!

Val @azurebolide.bsky.social · 1d

Wait - you’re originally from the 757????

Val @azurebolide.bsky.social · 1d

Need this done to me asap

Val @azurebolide.bsky.social · 1d

Holy fuck dude 🥵

Val @azurebolide.bsky.social · 1d

Agrias has been throwing out bangers after bangers. She IS the moment

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Fox Harper @foxharper.bsky.social · 2d

THERAPY. THERAPY THERAPY THERAPY.

essencesimmone.blacksky.app @essencesimmone.blacksky.app · 5d

Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?

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tom @tomwalker.bsky.social · Jul 17

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor

Val @azurebolide.bsky.social · 3d

Holy fuck 😍

Val @azurebolide.bsky.social · 3d

ok why is Chicago the best city to visit

Val @azurebolide.bsky.social · 3d

giving @broxthehusky.bsky.social some smooches :3

Val @azurebolide.bsky.social · 4d

serve cunt alwayz

Val @azurebolide.bsky.social · 4d

Me next 🥺

Val @azurebolide.bsky.social · 6d

Morning light

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Brox @broxthehusky.bsky.social · 7d

💅✨

Val @azurebolide.bsky.social · 7d

bottom

Val @azurebolide.bsky.social · 7d

locked tf in tonight

Val @azurebolide.bsky.social · 7d

✌️

Val @azurebolide.bsky.social · 10d

This is 2026 alone 💀

Val @azurebolide.bsky.social · 10d

Yup yup. We just had Final Fantasy in July, then EoE in August, this month we had Spider-Man, we get a break for October but then in November we get Avatar’s set. There’s just *so much* so quick 🥲

Val @azurebolide.bsky.social · 10d

The bigger issue I’m noticing is that there’s *so many sets* being released one after another that there’s not enough time for a meta or experimentation with current sets due to the sheer deluge of new cards, which often time quickly make brand new cards released not even a month prior get outdated

Val @azurebolide.bsky.social · 11d

*IMAGE

Val @azurebolide.bsky.social · 11d

this reaction imagine ☠️

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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · May 23

Pokemon rumble spheal on an ocean background. Text says "you made it through another week, spheal is proud of you"

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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 28d

2x2 panel
1: pokemon rumble spheal
2: two pokemon rumble spheals facing each other, one lower than the other
3: two pokemon rumble spheals facing each other
4: pokemon rumble spheal looking at another pokemon rumble spheal that is lying down
May or may not resemble loss

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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 14d

A picture showing how you can change your mindset by being more like spheal
Left is a drawing of a sad man and right is pokemon rumble spheal
Instead of:
I can't do it
It's too difficult
It's all my fault
When will I be happy?
Change them to:
Spheal
Spheal
Spheal
Spheal