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Okay I’m officially into Magic The Gathering (as in I own cards, I actually know the rules and I’ve been playing the game for realsies) Add me on Arena so you can beat me at Standard!

@asterlyons.bsky.social big hefty waiter~ remember to tip your waiters!

I drew last night, please clap 🥺

Canonically Brox’s hair works like a mood ring and changes with his mood/state of mind. Pink hair means he’s high 🥰

MARIO GALAXY MOVIE

gay friends going out

The bigger your city the higher the ratio of it smelling a little bit like pee

A coworker who sits right next to me refuses to stop loudly chewing ice nonstop in a small empty room we all work in. At what point is it acceptable to murder him with my bare hands?

God fucking dammit Overwatch is doing a Persona 5 collab so that means I have to play it 🫠

it’s that time of the week again!

Oh no. I’m having another round of City Pop hyper fixation.

If you’re able to piledrive your doctor you immediately get their medical degree and become the doctor. They DO work like championship belts in wrestling.

Men you say 👀

it_was_probably_the_wind.mp3

Wishing the absolute most happiest of happy birthdays to my favorite husky in the universe - @broxthehusky.bsky.social 🥰🥰🥰🥰

At least while the power is out I get to carry this lamp around like a Victorian orphan

Me logging in to BlueSky

Please keep posting sexy Bowser, my mental health needs it 🫠

It’s official; I have no idea how to be in any social situation whatsoever 😅

Conservative Christians spending millions of dollars to campaign payment processors to use their monopoly to control what you can jerk off to. Instead of, I don’t know, helping their neighbors. You cumming to something “weird” occupies more headspace than being a decent person. Tell them to fuck off

It is Time.

#Zoobe #Rabbit #4thOfJuly