Ima be real with you tho if they make a whole damn oil field and don’t bring back my boy gogmazios ima cry
Ima be real with you tho if they make a whole damn oil field and don’t bring back my boy gogmazios ima cry
Friend: so is this the new ark
Me: SHUT
Friend: so is this the new ark
Me: SHUT
5. Holy Roman Emperor Frederick III (melon overdose)
4. Comic poet Antiphanes (struck by a pear)
3. Stuntman Bobby Leach (slipped on orange peel)
2. Health-food advocate Basil Brown (carrot juice poisoning)
1. Tory MP William Payne-Gallwey (fell and landed on a turnip)
5. Holy Roman Emperor Frederick III (melon overdose)
4. Comic poet Antiphanes (struck by a pear)
3. Stuntman Bobby Leach (slipped on orange peel)
2. Health-food advocate Basil Brown (carrot juice poisoning)
1. Tory MP William Payne-Gallwey (fell and landed on a turnip)